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Deki · 31-07-2009 11:44PM

Spot busts Loose from sheer strength. Spreads wings to blot out sky. Deki waits till foam is hardened then recites spell to transform into dragonfly and flies free. In the complete lack of light due to Spot's out- stretched wings, Wolf stumbles in his attempt to find invisible time machine. Crashes through fallen branches and impales foot on broken limb. Falls forward with cry of pain and hits temple on jagged stump. Ouch! Wolf has knocked himself out. Deki turns back into self. When she stops laughing she binds Wolf in magic cables and begins to search for time machine...

cyberwolf77 · 31-07-2009 11:48PM

*Dislocates both shoulders and wrists to escape from cables like a snake. Remembers time machine remote in pocket.*
Click, there it is. i parked it right next to Spot.................:eek:

Toasty113 · 31-07-2009 11:51PM

Digs out of donuts "hmm, shame to let them go to waste" Throws them in cauldron, heats until they become batter, recites demonic incantation, throws batter over wolf, and as wolf wipes the batter off himself, he finds to his horror that he has become a walking talking cyberdonut!

cyberwolf77 · 31-07-2009 11:55PM

Toasty113 wrote: »

Digs out of donuts "hmm, shame to let them go to waste" Throws them in cauldron, heats until they become batter, recites demonic incantation, throws batter over wolf, and as wolf wipes the batter off himself, he finds to his horror that he has become a walking talking cyberdonut!

*Shapeshifts back to cyberwolf.*
Now you made it personal.
*Slams Toasty into rock crusher. Collects remains as they are ejected from crusher, piles them into vat. Adds in several tons of manure. Heats Toasty manure mix. Spreads over field. Plants catnip. watches cats have orgy in flourishing catnip patch.*

Deki · 01-08-2009 12:02AM

Spot of course has sat on Wolf's time machine. OOOPS !! Sorry Wolf. Wolf , already covered in donut batter and looking like a hairy crueller, throws remote at Spot. Spot takes offense at this and flash fries Wolf, batter and all. Deki has hic-ups from laughing so hard...

Toasty113 · 01-08-2009 12:16AM

Plants wither, die and turn to mush, mush gathers and reforms toasty, puts cat orgy in catpult, launches at wolf, more cats join in

Deki · 01-08-2009 11:22AM

Why all these kitties? Have to get rid of them. Grinds up smelly chicken livers. Uses cannon to fire at Toasty. Direct hit. Toasty is now a hit with the kitties and in danger of being nipped and scratched to death. Sorry Toast but the meowing was just too much- you deal with it.

cyberwolf77 · 01-08-2009 11:41AM

*Whilst Deki enjoys Toasty's death by pussycats cyberwolf grabs Deki and loads her on the catapult. Fires Deki straight at the ruined time machine that still has some life in it.*
Enjoy the....
Renaissance. Stupid time machine, was supposed to drop her off in the Ice Age.

Deki · 01-08-2009 11:51AM

Deki returns from Renaissance. Lands dented and creaking time machine on Wolf. They tried to drown me. Drags unconscious Wolf into time machine sets dials for medieval Transylvannia. The townfolk there always have a soft spot for Wolves. Pushes start button, pulls it off and puts button in pocket. Have a nice holiday Wolf

cyberwolf77 · 01-08-2009 11:55AM

*Looks around upon arrival.*
How nice a welcoming committee. Thye even brought torches to help me see the way back to their village. Not sure why they're carrying those big forks though. Oh wait, now I get it. They're trying to tell me I can eat them. Well maybe just a few.
*Slaughters villagers.*
Now to see who lives in that delightful castle on the hill.

Toasty113 · 01-08-2009 06:04PM

"I've got loads of cats at home, these cats aint gonna be able to do a thing to me" takes cats off self, throws at deki, but the cat is thrown so hard it travels through time and hits wolfie "hmm, interesting" throws more cats at Deki, knocks her back in time with wolf, starts raining cats in medieval transylvania

Matt Holck · 01-08-2009 06:07PM

the spiraling path up the jutted plateau
is mired in briar, wildgrowh overflow.
And the rats in the wicket run to and fro
on the road leading to the spider castle.

Deki · 01-08-2009 07:54PM

Spot is enraged at Toast's callosness. Being a dragon from before time he rushes to penetrate the time barrier on his way he picks up the wicked Toasty and pulls him through time too. He drops him off in a far distant past where the earth has not cooled and lava rivers flow from belching volcanos, Toast should enjoy it here. Spot chuckles and flys back to Transylvania to retrieve Deki...

Matt Holck · 01-08-2009 08:52PM

Oceans boil and rain falls in curtains
closing the world away from far vision
down below, rocks fissure to pressure
cavernous gaps belch poisonous sulfur

cyberwolf77 · 01-08-2009 10:53PM

Well Deki looks like your ride is here. I think I'll be staying in transylvania as the boss now that the dentally gifted gent who used to be in charge is gone. see you in a few centuries.

Deki · 01-08-2009 11:03PM

Deki climbs aboard Spot and as the villagers scream at the sight of Spot, he spreads his wings and blots out the moon. Yeah, Wolf you seem to be fitting in here, just in case you change your mind, here's the button to your old time machine. Throws button and bings it off Wolf's head. ouch. See you around in a few... Deki and Spot break through time barrier on way home...

cyberwolf77 · 01-08-2009 11:07PM

You should know, I'm immortal.

Deki · 01-08-2009 11:10PM

unless someone dings you with the odd silver slug or finds a cure for wolfbane

cyberwolf77 · 01-08-2009 11:11PM

Body armor for the slug, and atropine for wolfbane

Deki · 01-08-2009 11:12PM

okay you're gonna live forever.

cyberwolf77 · 01-08-2009 11:17PM

Yes, I will. You, will not howver.
*Shoots Deki with blessed bullets*
That class is how to deal with a kitsune.

Deki · 01-08-2009 11:23PM

Deki has never been unprotected when evil Wolf is around. she has always had her own protective armor and charms. Wolf can bless as many bullets as he wants but they are deflected. Spot reaches down with his mighty fangs and tears off Wolfs head. Flings it into orbit around the moon (which is fitting I suppose) Wolfs body bleeds out on floor, Time for a substitute Class.

cyberwolf77 · 01-08-2009 11:25PM

*Wolf's head regenerates*
Spot, you just got detention.
Deki, you also got detention.

Matt Holck · 01-08-2009 11:28PM

DETENTION !
wait . . .

cyberwolf77 · 01-08-2009 11:29PM

Mr Holck please escort Spot and Deki to detention in the oubliette. Lock yourself in with them. I have to go to work.

Matt Holck · 01-08-2009 11:34PM

I am going to continuing posting antogonistic remarks
until responding to the derission of assualt will make you late

Toasty113 · 01-08-2009 11:37PM

Pins wolfie to the ground so hes late for work

James T Kirk · 02-08-2009 06:59AM

*Blows everyone up with a big bomb.
The biggest bomb in the whole wide world!
The biggest bomb that ever was!
Or ever will be!*

It's a bloody big bomb, ok!
Leave me alone already!
I win! :pac:

cyberwolf77 · 02-08-2009 11:59AM

*Taps Kirk on shoulder.*
No, you don't. In fact, YOU JUST BROKE A RULE!!!!!!
SUMMON THE SPLATTERS!

Deki · 02-08-2009 01:46PM

Deki pokes head in thread, peers around. I know Wolf said this is a self cleaning thread but gotta check. Fan us out a bit Spot. Spot spreads wings and flapping rapidly airs out thread.
Deki sprays a little antibacterial air spray-fresh ocean breeze scent. That's better Spot
-now on to the gory death and destruction !
With silver staff Deki whacks Wolf across chest causing him to stumble backward into James T. Ummph! both fall backwards into pit dug by Spot and now filled with hungry gators. Deki leaves them to their own devices.

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