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  • #962
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You do not have the detonator. Deki kicks Toasty in face with high kick. Runs outside leaving toasty in . detonates bombs Room crumbles on Toasty. (also your nose is bleeding -Blahh!!)


  • #963
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    "You call that a nosebleed! This is a nosebleed!" Punches dekis nose really hard


  • #964
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot grabs Toasty in one taloned claw. rubs Toasty's pointy little head in dirt. Pierces Toasty's squirming torso one talon at a time until he bleeds freely. pokes tip of talon in Toasty's nostril and rips it open, repeats with other nostril. Pokes out Toastys eyes leaving two black holes where once were eyes. Ties crumpled Toasty at end of string and uses him as yoyo.


  • #965
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Yoyo string burns, Toasty falls to ground, regenerates, fido distracts spot "just you and me now deki!" Toasty jumps, and kicks deki square in chest, backflips, and lands perfectly


  • #966
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ..in a rancors nest where Mama Rancor takes a liking to him. Watch out Toasty some things are worse than death. Spot smashes fido with one mighty foot. Picks up Deki so she can watch Mama Rancor put the moves on Toasty. Uh oh here comes the mister...


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  • #967
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Finds funny looking red ring on ground on way back to fighting. Puts it on 'cause it looks cool. Hears voice ordering recital of oath.*
    "With blood and rage of crimson red..
    ....ripped from a corpse so freshly dead...
    ...together with our hellish hate...
    ...we'll burn you all...
    ...THAT IS YOUR FATE!"
    Cool, I just joined the Red Lantern Corps. Time to start dispensing some pain.


  • #968
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Where is everybody? Some one needs to die. Hey Toasty you still spending time with That lady rancor?
    no one here to kill but me -what does that tell ya?


  • #969
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Where is everybody? Some one needs to die. Hey Toasty you still spending time with That lady rancor?
    no one here to kill but me -what does that tell ya?
    *Arrives cloaked in aura of crackling red energy.*
    Your wish is my command.
    *Incinerates Deki.*


  • #970
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf my magic's as strong as your power ring. I was safe in my protective shield. So now you can spew fire and fly. Fueled by rage guess you need another tranquilizer fires a dart at Wolf now you can mellow out Wolf.


  • #971
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Swats dart away with blast from ring. Fires energy knives back.*
    They burn and cut at once. Slaughter a cow and barbecue in one easy step. Join The Red Lantern Corps today, or we'll ****ing kill you.


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  • #972
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Wolf you know I wouldn't do that, uses staff to equalize energy knives. they hang in mid air then fall to the ground. Aren't you going to turn that ring in Wolf? Someone's going to come looking. You're not yourself... raises force field and recites incantation small orbs appear shooting yellow beams of light at Wolf ...


  • #973
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Throws up enrgy shield. Deflects pretty lights back at Deki.*
    I knew it, you're one of the yellow Lanterns aren't you?


  • #974
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki holds up magic mirror that causes yellow beams to penetrate Wolfs eyes. Which finger did he put that bloody ring on?


  • #975
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Wanders onto battlefield, picks up dart injects self** "Oh yeah, thats the stuff" wanders around aimlessly until stumbling on Deki and wolfs battle, bides his time

    **remember kids, dont do drugs!


  • #976
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Deki holds up magic mirror that causes yellow beams to penetrate Wolfs eyes. Which finger did he put that bloody ring on?
    The ring protects me from your puny magics. You're right it is bloody though.
    *Turns to Toasty and unleashes torrent of acid blood melting Toasty.*
    Aw man, I hate soggy toast.


  • #977
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Reforms from puddle "Now!" Fido jumps on wolfies back and tears out spinal column, both fido and toaty tear holes in reality and disappear through, tears closing behind them


  • #978
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki inserts silver staff into tear in reality pries it open. Come over here Spot hold this durn thing open . I'm getting tired of Toasty running away from reality.


  • #979
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Pardon me Spot. Just have to give Toasty a little something.
    *Fires energy harpoons through Toasty's legs. Drags him back to reality.*
    Give me back that chunk of my spine.


  • #980
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Grabs ropes from harpoons, pulls, wolf falls through portal "enjoy the muppet show world wolf!" retreats through portal, seals portal with spots claws stuck in, knocks dekis feet out from under her, elbow drops her


  • #981
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot Blasts fido with super heated breath. he runs down in rivlets of molten goo.
    Deki aims staff and turns fido into flash frozen goo that crackles into dust from the sudden change and blows off in a giant wind, that sends Toasty reeling.


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  • #982
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Grabs ropes from harpoons, pulls, wolf falls through portal "enjoy the muppet show world wolf!" retreats through portal, seals portal with spots claws stuck in, knocks dekis feet out from under her, elbow drops her
    *Tears open new portal from Muppet Show world.*
    Hey Toasty meet the newest Red Lantern, ANIMAL!!
    Whoa, that is bloody Animal. Wait, did you just eat Toasty's spleen?


  • #983
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    "No I'm afraid that was Dekis spleen, Animal seems pretty stupid" Stands in front of wolf, animal runs at the two, toasty jumps out of the way and animal crashes into wolf


  • #984
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Smashes Animal's head to jelly. Takes back ring*
    The unworthy shall fall and the worthy shall rise in power.
    *Traps toasty in energy cage suspended inside a vat of liquid nitrogen.*
    The cage contains and protects you, escape and die.


  • #985
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki checks no still got my spleen. Hmm recites incantation that cracks energy cage releases Toast into liquid nitrogen. Toast dies instantly
    quite a horrible way to go.


  • #986
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Sneaks up and boots Deki into the vat with Toasty. *
    Well, anyone else want to face Red Lantern's rage?


  • #987
    kerash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    I laugh in the face of rage :D


  • #988
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Rips off kerash's face*
    You don't seem to be laughing now.


  • #989
    kerash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    Lol - I was wearing a mask :D ROFL


  • #990
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Hangs kerash over shark tank.*
    Yes, they have frickin lasers on their heads.


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  • #991
    dara95
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭dara95


    * jumps in and stabs kerrash with a machette*

    noooo im falling * darragh falls into laser sharks tank*

    ill be back


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