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If everyone you ever had sex with ....

  • 28-07-2009 06:33PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭


    If everyone you ever had sex with sat down for dinner together, how would it go?

    A friend was saying he was out with his gf and bumped into an ex and the two started talking and got on great. Freaked him out by all accounts!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    My hand and my fleshlight get along like a house on fire, we have dinner together most nights =(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    I like to think it would loosely resemble the opening scene of 'Saving Private Ryan'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    It would be awkward. SO awkward.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    badly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,501 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    tbh, it was a bit of a disaster, I passed on the soup..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭PeterLT


    It would be a great swinger party?

    Edit: No, it wouldn't be called swinger party, just me and dozens of wimmin. Great


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,449 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Too much effort trying to inflate them all.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Sure that's just Sunday lunch with the family :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 gnr.rigney


    good god !
    it would be shameful ! oh i dont even want to imagine it ! but i would like it so i could punch one or two of them :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    imagine a woman in a room talking to herself, thats it really.

    Not really


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Noooooooooooooo!!!!I couldnt even imagine what It would be like, super scary thought....like the last supper.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    It'd be a very lonely dinner party!!!! :(




















    NOT.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    6th wrote: »
    If everyone you ever had sex with sat down for dinner together, how would it go?

    Gang bang :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    a major hooker convention


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    A two person dinner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,449 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Gang bang :pac:
    Dirty.......;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    It would put me off my food.













    Corpses kills my appetite


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    A two person dinner

    Yep would be like any other dinner with my girlfriend, just the two of us! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Dirty.......;)

    Well if they all know that, you might aswell make the best of a bad situation :D


  • Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This nearly happenned to me recently enough..went to some party or something and like 5 of my ex girlfriends were there...not cool..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Gang bang :pac:

    Dirty indeed;)


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    it would begin and end in an orgy of arguments :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    Maddison wrote: »
    Noooooooooooooo!!!!I couldnt even imagine what It would be like, super scary thought....like the last supper.

    Did Jesus have sex with all his apostles?


  • Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mental07 wrote: »
    Did Jesus have sex with all his apostles?


    I think he did with a few of them yeah..
    Judas was just a jilted lover..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    kelle wrote: »
    Dirty indeed;)

    I was half afraid to click that :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    I think he did with a few of them yeah..
    Judas was just a jilted lover..
    And there's an awful lot of references to 'Peter, the one he loved' too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Dirty.......;)


    no thats abi :D:pac:

    I think it would be awesome. really really interesting to watch :D EDIT : - booth gang bang and all the women i have ever slept with in one room


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    We need to have it in a marquee, she was one faaaaaaat bitch. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,197 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Ack, now I have to build a bigger basement...........................:mad:


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  • Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mental07 wrote: »
    And there's an awful lot of references to 'Peter, the one he loved' too

    I think thats why judas was pissed..you know how the gheys are all melodramatic like..


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