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If everyone you ever had sex with ....

  • 28-07-2009 5:33pm
    #1
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭


    If everyone you ever had sex with sat down for dinner together, how would it go?

    A friend was saying he was out with his gf and bumped into an ex and the two started talking and got on great. Freaked him out by all accounts!


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  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    My hand and my fleshlight get along like a house on fire, we have dinner together most nights =(


  • #3
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    I like to think it would loosely resemble the opening scene of 'Saving Private Ryan'.


  • #4
    Michellenman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    It would be awkward. SO awkward.


  • #5
    TeletextPear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    badly.


  • #6
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    tbh, it was a bit of a disaster, I passed on the soup..


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  • #7
    PeterLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭PeterLT


    It would be a great swinger party?

    Edit: No, it wouldn't be called swinger party, just me and dozens of wimmin. Great


  • #8
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Too much effort trying to inflate them all.......


  • #9
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Sure that's just Sunday lunch with the family :confused:


  • #10
    gnr.rigney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭gnr.rigney


    good god !
    it would be shameful ! oh i dont even want to imagine it ! but i would like it so i could punch one or two of them :rolleyes:


  • #11
    eddiehead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    imagine a woman in a room talking to herself, thats it really.

    Not really


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  • #12
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Noooooooooooooo!!!!I couldnt even imagine what It would be like, super scary thought....like the last supper.


  • #13
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    It'd be a very lonely dinner party!!!! :(




















    NOT.


  • #14
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    6th wrote: »
    If everyone you ever had sex with sat down for dinner together, how would it go?

    Gang bang :pac:


  • #15
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    a major hooker convention


  • #16
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    A two person dinner


  • #17
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Gang bang :pac:
    Dirty.......;)


  • #18
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    It would put me off my food.













    Corpses kills my appetite


  • #19
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    A two person dinner

    Yep would be like any other dinner with my girlfriend, just the two of us! :D


  • #20
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Dirty.......;)

    Well if they all know that, you might aswell make the best of a bad situation :D


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    This nearly happenned to me recently enough..went to some party or something and like 5 of my ex girlfriends were there...not cool..


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  • #22
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Gang bang :pac:

    Dirty indeed;)


  • #23
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    it would begin and end in an orgy of arguments :(


  • #24
    mental07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    Maddison wrote: »
    Noooooooooooooo!!!!I couldnt even imagine what It would be like, super scary thought....like the last supper.

    Did Jesus have sex with all his apostles?


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    mental07 wrote: »
    Did Jesus have sex with all his apostles?


    I think he did with a few of them yeah..
    Judas was just a jilted lover..


  • #26
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    kelle wrote: »
    Dirty indeed;)

    I was half afraid to click that :pac:


  • #27
    mental07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I think he did with a few of them yeah..
    Judas was just a jilted lover..
    And there's an awful lot of references to 'Peter, the one he loved' too


  • #28
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Dirty.......;)


    no thats abi :D:pac:

    I think it would be awesome. really really interesting to watch :D EDIT : - booth gang bang and all the women i have ever slept with in one room


  • #29
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    We need to have it in a marquee, she was one faaaaaaat bitch. :pac:


  • #30
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,158 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Ack, now I have to build a bigger basement...........................:mad:


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    mental07 wrote: »
    And there's an awful lot of references to 'Peter, the one he loved' too

    I think thats why judas was pissed..you know how the gheys are all melodramatic like..


  • #32
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Itd look like a nunery


  • #33
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Finished quickly, i like big girls


  • #34
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Hiroshima


  • #35
    andrew
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,372 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    Sounds like something which would regularly happen in a prison.


  • #36
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I have this fear that they'd all look at each other and ask....."What the fcuk were we thinking?"


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  • #37
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I tried it once but I couldnt find a table big enough for all the high chairs


  • #38
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    Come to think of it most of them know each other anyway. Shiiit.


  • #39
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I tried it once but I couldnt find a table big enough for all the wheelchairs


    fyp

    Welcome back

    Keep the nakid pics of bukakke to pm anymore... mmkay?


  • #40
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    6th wrote: »
    If everyone you ever had sex with sat down for dinner together, how would it go?

    A friend was saying he was out with his gf and bumped into an ex and the two started talking and got on great. Freaked him out by all accounts!

    It would be a hell of a party and I would prolly sit there laughing my ass off watching people react and interact and I would get sooo many hugs.


  • #41
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    lol...none of them would understand each other!


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  • #42
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Hagar wrote: »
    We need to have it in a marquee, she was one faaaaaaat bitch. :pac:

    Ex wifey jibes.

    tut tut.


  • #43
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    I'd probably get dead tbh.......


  • #44
    gerky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭gerky


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Itd look like a nunery

    Ah so you're into p-p-p-ickin up the odd penguin are you:D


  • #45
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    It would be a lonely dinner.


  • #46
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Jeeze that would be great .

    Be like having my own page 3 / Penthouse convention


  • #47
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    It would be all cool and randy dandy until they started asking "So when were you with him?" it may get awkward from there on in.:eek:


  • #48
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Latchy wrote: »

    Be like having my own page 3 / Penthouse convention

    Newspapers and magazines don't count!:pac:


  • #49
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    I don't think they'd get much talk out of the goat.....


  • #50
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Itd look like a nunery
    so that's what happened at the penguin's enclosure..


  • #51
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Senna wrote: »
    Newspapers and magazines don't count!:pac:
    But the girls from the Newspapers and Magazines do :pac:


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