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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki finds Toasty sitting on log throwing sticks for "fido" Quietly Deki slips piano wire around Toasty's neck Quoting from the book of the da*ned Deki recites incantation to send Toasty- Demon back to the depths from where he crawled. Albeit not quit the same Toasty- this one seems to be in two pieces as his head separated with a POP from his torso.
    Toasty drips a slimey sickened goo from his severed neck. "They just don't put as much quality into these things any more Spot. tsk. tsk."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *picks up head and puts it roughly back in place* Fido go say hello to Deki! *Fido jumps on deki and slowly crushes her beneath fer own forcefield, toastys head heals back in place*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Toasty you aren't seeing well at all that wasn't me fido jumped on and the owner's of that poodle aren't going to be too happy with you. Also I think your head is a little lop-sided . Spot see if you can fix Toast's head. Spot bites Toasty's head off chews and swallows.
    Toasty's body flaps about like a chicken with it's head cut off. Gee Toast guess you'll have to wait a whileto get that head back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *muffled sounds from inside spot, toastys body rips hole in reality, appears inside spot, gets head, heals properly, jumps back out* hey look what I found in spot! * throws stomach acid at deki, force shield crackles and fails, toasty dons impenetrable demon armor*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki wears cloak of invisibility to sneak up on sleeping Wolf. Shoots him up with a little tranquilizer to make him less resistant,although in this state he still snarls and gnashes at everything, First Deki feeds Wolf his own tail then on to his legs an torso. She continues to force-feed Wolf into wolfs snarling biting fang filled mouth. Wolf is so out of it he doesn't feel a thing.as he continues to feed upon himself he becomes smaller and smaller until he is somewhat like a rolled up sock," Fed him to him feet and fingers." When there is nothing left of him to poke into that ever chomping mouth he is but a small greasy ball that Deki splats between her palms and wipes off in the grass.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Toasty finds himself deep within the halls of goodness. There is so much love and goodness that evil demonToasty can not bear it . Alas it is a demon's H*ll and painfully Toasty begins to wither and melt just like the wicked witch of Oz. Toasty screams in agony and torment "Just kill me now!" but to no avail Toasty is trapped in the brillant light of Goodness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *jumps through window, wraps Deki up in wolfs blanket* "Dont forget to wrap up tight deki, its getting colder out there" *sets blanket on fire*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drops Toasty off in the Arctic.* You needs to cool off a little I'm thinking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Why you burning up Wolfs pillow Toasty? Always going around setting things on fire, Don't know what to do with you.strikes 2 fingered blow to Toasty's throat snatches Toasty's larynx and pulls out bloody vocal cords. Kicks Toasty with both feet in soft parts "unh uunh" causes internal hemorrage.
    Stabs bloodied gurgling Toast with silver staff. Slides thru piercing lung and black evil heart. Fry him Spot. and Spot does. Toast is now a crispy critter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    What have you done to that poor homeless chap! Besides i was wearing my armor so it wouldnt have done anything! *snaps fingers, dekis invisibility cloak catches fire*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Drops Toasty off in the Arctic.* You needs to cool off a little I'm thinking

    *Sneaks up on thinking wolf, drives spikes through chest and lift into air, lets out blood-curdling warriors cry*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That was what was left of Wolf's blanket. Spot kicks Toasty up in the air Deki catches him on stake from bottom to top. Mount him on the wall Spot as a warning to others.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the tagger runs and tumbles through
    two spray cans in hand
    a canister belt on the hip

    sprays a virgin Mary on Toast's chest
    sprays Deki's threads with phosphorescent glitter
    and Hello Kitty on Wolf’s back

    stops
    turn
    cries "Why aren’t you paying me?"
    before disappearing down a manhole in the street


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Manhole is really a pit filled with seven headed serpents,its to late.Matt falls into the black depths of the snake filled pit,screaming like a big girls blouse.All thats left is a battered spray can!!!!.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Silently stalks Holly from the shadows. Launches quantum entanglement field at her*
    Welcome to Smurf Village Holly. We'll call you HollySmurfette.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    I am a smurf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Hands Gargamel map to Holly and Smurf village.*
    They right here. Take the big net and have a great time buddy.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Stalk you later.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Lays out minefield only M.C. Escher could navigate. Deploys electrified razor wire around perimeter. Turns on autotargeting cannons(programmed to ignore only cybernetic lupine organisms)*
    Yeah, nobody is getting in here now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    Oh woolfie......

    *go fetch*

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Nails kerash,s feet to the floor.*
    Ahem, I said guns on!
    *Dives for cover.*
    Great, now I need a mop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭Baile an Locha


    Hey this aint the cycling forum?? sorry...
    *shoots a smurf*
    yeah


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hey this aint the cycling forum?? sorry...
    *shoots a smurf*
    yeah
    You were looking for cycling? Right this way.
    *Loads Baile an Locha into linear accelerator. Presses big red button.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    *rips feet from ankles, intending to clobber cybie with said feet*



    ~falls over :o~


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Rolls kerash up in rug.*
    There, now I won't be walking all over you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    **kerash rolls and unfurles at maximum speed in cyberwolfs direction, knocking him into his own minefield, asplozions follow** :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Stumbles out of minefield into razorwire.*BZZZZZZZZZZZT
    Oww. Grimlock take care of business would you.
    *Watches Grimlock stomp on kerash*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭Baile an Locha


    Baile an locha lies dying on the battle field, body ripped to pieces with one foot missing....his dying words....avenge me,
    and dies slower than imagined,wondering why his last word were so cliched


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    deki opens door. I seem to be the only one about? Begins to plant bombs about , carefully hiding them under, above and below. She sets detonators and quietly leaves. That should do it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Toasty grabs deki from behind and throws her into her own bombs, walks away.


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