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cyberwolf77 · 27-07-2009 12:11PM

James T Kirk wrote: »

*CW wakes up again. This time in a sweat.
A dream within a dream. Like that scene from "American Werewolf in London".
JTK's Nazi zombies strafe his bed with gunfire*

Now you said you had a girlfriend? Mwaha ha ha ha...

*Sends the zombies back in many little boxes carried by cybernetic weredog zombies.*
Kill Kirk, Kill Kirk, Kill Kirk.

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 12:45PM

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

*Sends the zombies back in many little boxes carried by cybernetic weredog zombies.*
Kill Kirk, Kill Kirk, Kill Kirk.

*Forgetting about the thousand or so reserve*Nazi zombies, CW is caught off guard and quickly captured.
He is brought to JTK's secret lab and strapped to a surgical bed.*

Nurse! Fetch my implements!

cyberwolf77 · 27-07-2009 12:50PM

*Snaps straps*
Nurse, fetch the first aid kit for Kirk.
*Produce automatic railgun and decimates Kirk's reserve zombies. Blows Kirk's knees off.*
I'll find my own way out.

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 01:00PM

*Kirk beamed straight to sickbay. Knees fixed in seconds.
Beamed back down immediately. Sees CW feeding at a rock.
Sneaks up behind him. Bludgeons him with a giant t-bone steak*
Bludgeon... I love that word. :pac:

cyberwolf77 · 27-07-2009 01:01PM

*Pins Kirk under rock. Picks up steak.*
Where's the horseradish?

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 01:24PM

Speaking of which, time for lunch.
I shall return for more bludgeonings presently.
Mind ya don't slip in all that blood 'n' guts...:D

cyberwolf77 · 27-07-2009 01:27PM

*Slams and locks doors.* Me for bed now.

Toasty113 · 27-07-2009 01:57PM

*Unlocks door, places mines all around wolfs bed* "hehe, dont wake up on the wrong side of the bed wolf, it'll leave ya in bits all day"

cyberwolf77 · 27-07-2009 02:01PM

*Walks in behind toasty.*
You dropped these.
*Frisbees mines back at Toasty. *

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 02:10PM

*Ties toasty and cyber together with their own intestines.
Flings them into volcano. Dusts off hands*

Now for a nice snooze. :cool:

Toasty113 · 27-07-2009 02:10PM

*gets blown backwards, bounces off conveniently placed trampline, flys back at wolfie and impales him with horns* (for simplicity sake from now on ill be spiky/flamey demon thing, as per combination of username and avatar)

cyberwolf77 · 27-07-2009 02:18PM

*Locks Kirk and Toasty inside a slowly shrinking force cube. Tosses in a phaser before retiring for the day.*
Phaser can't break you out, but it could certainly kill one of you quickly.:cool:

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 02:24PM

Shrinking force cube eh? Nice...
*Cube stops suddenly. CW turns around. Cube is empty. CW scratches head*
I wonder where they're gone... Spooky...

Toasty113 · 27-07-2009 02:25PM

Tears hole in reality, jumps through, appears outside force cube, stitches up tear "have fun in there kirk!" creates pungee pits all around force cube in case kirk escapes

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 02:27PM

Kirk to Enterprise! You know the drill!

*Beamed to Enterprise. Sits in the con*

A wolf to be toasted, and a toast to be wolfed, Mr Sulu!

Toasty113 · 27-07-2009 02:48PM

"ATTACK!!!" portal opens in the enterprise and Toasty + demon brethren pour out and destroy ship from inside, enterprise crashes into earth

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 03:02PM

*Escape pods deployed prior to Enterprise impact.
Kirk, officers and crew are safe. They watch exploding wreckage from a distance. Kirk turns around slowly...*

Time for some cheese on toast.

*They find Toasty cowering behind a rock, batter him senseless,
strip off his clothes, and set fire to him with phasers*

Toasty113 · 27-07-2009 03:57PM

'Unfortunately for you that was a different demon' Toasty digs hands in ground, spikes shoot up from ground impaling crew of enterprise. 'dig in chaps' demons feast on crews corpses

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 04:17PM

Impaling some of the crew. *The rest jump on Toasty's throat,
remove his eyeballs with spoons, stick emergency flares in the sockets,
light them, and toast marshmallows till a rescue ship arrives.*

staker · 27-07-2009 05:44PM

*sneaks up behind the kirkster*
EL KABONG!!!

/ makes way to winner's podium

Toasty113 · 27-07-2009 05:51PM

*Jumps up from behind winners podium* "Hey Staker!" *Unleashes torrrent of flame from hands, burning staker to a crisp*

staker · 27-07-2009 05:56PM

*gently blows out toasty's ickle cangel,*
*swipes carpet from under his feet, rolls him up and inserts him into human cannonball*
*audience applaud whilst toasty is sent into oblivion*

this is some circus:rolleyes:

Toasty113 · 27-07-2009 06:13PM

*returns from oblivion with more demon beasts* "Wrong place to send me satker. And now time for the animal section of the show! Watch me make this performer disappear!" *Demon beast jumps over Toastys head and devours staker in one bite* "Good work Fido"

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 06:17PM

staker wrote: »

*sneaks up behind the kirkster*
EL KABONG!!!

/ makes way to winner's podium

Ha ha! *Kirk rubs lump on head. Then kicks staker square in giggidys, runs up to Toast, pokes him in eyes, stamps on his foot, then knees him in face*

staker · 27-07-2009 06:27PM

Toasty113 wrote: »

*returns from oblivion with more demon beasts* "Wrong place to send me satker. And now time for the animal section of the show! Watch me make this performer disappear!" *Demon beast jumps over Toastys head and devours staker in one bite* "Good work Fido"

*rips fido's arse a new hole.
"always chew you gimp"
ties toasty to the tightrope,uses it as a bow to blast toasty to the iraqi oilfields to be burnt some more

James T Kirk wrote: »

Ha ha! *Kirk rubs lump on head. Then kicks staker square in giggidys, runs up to Toast, pokes him in eyes, stamps on his foot, then knees him in face*

*runs around circus top, cuts all stays,leaves kirky n' toasty to some "cuddlin" under the canvas*

/ salutes the masses...

James T Kirk · 27-07-2009 06:42PM

*Kirk and Toasty emerge from he canvas, vowing "to never
speak of this again". Then Kirk bludgeons Toasty with a lamp-stand,
runs after staker and sets the lions on him.*

Toasty113 · 27-07-2009 06:46PM

*Toasty jumps on regenerated fido and sets off after staker*

staker · 27-07-2009 08:21PM

*turns on oil slick from double exhausts on back of db9.
TOASTY slips n slides all over road.*

*throws cuban cigar stub out side window, sets flame to slick....
TOASTY burned once AGAIN!!!*

/drives into sunset with 1st prize, evil sniggering fading into distance:pac:

Toasty113 · 27-07-2009 09:06PM

absorbs fire to stregthen self, covers body in spike armour, teleports in front of stakers still driving car, waits till it gets close and drives fist through bonnet, car with staker goes flying up into the air, toasty fires superheated fireball into car and...

BOOM!!!

With his new faithful companion Fido, Toasty walks off into the sunset...

FIN

Deki · 27-07-2009 10:09PM

James T Kirk wrote: »

*JTK runs amok. Stabs MH in the eyes, cudgels Deki to death,
and blasts CW point-blank in the face with a shotgun.
Slips on the blood as he makes way toward throne...*

Deki had force field half way up and thus was partially protected, it has taken but a short time to recover from her wounds. Wearing cloak of invisiblity she comes slowly and quietly up behind insane Kirk. she removes her cloak so that she can be seen "Back here Captain" As he turns she swings shovel catching Kirk a ferocious blow beneath the chin. Kirk's head is separated from his body. blood spews forth from his neck, body stumbles a few feet forward as head sails off into tree- splat. Slowly the headless body falls at her feet in widening circle of blood. "Gee - THAT WAS IMPRESIVE"

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