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  • #872
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Poor Man-Squito he was one of Sci Fi's originals, Okay one down...Deki realeases C.H.U.D.s sends them on march back home via Wolfs place. Be a gracious host Wolf


  • #873
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Zombies vs werewolf. Goody, a reason to let off some stress.
    *Tears through the C.H.U.D.s saving Bud for last.*
    Okay Bud you go back and enjoy a nice fox dinner.
    *Straps jetpack to Bud and fires him back to Deki.*


  • #874
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Bud hasn't the brains to steer backpack. Manages to blow himself up somewhere over PA.
    You've probably been doing this for years haven't you Wolf -explains the rain of meat in KY and the frogs in NE.
    Deki helps Phantom Clowns into white van "yep, somewhere near Buffalo. You'll recognize him -defiant Wolf, watch out now he's tricky"


  • #875
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Dispatches the Murder Mime to deal with the Phantom Clowns.*
    He's very effective, no one ever hears him coming. :pac:


  • #876
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Starts army of giant rats munching their way toward Wolfs place.


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  • #877
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Orbital death ray fries rats and continues on towards Deki.*
    Run program containment, I'll be snoozing.


  • #878
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    well me I and Spot are going somewhere else to sleep, just in case you're not talking through your hat (now where did that come from?) Just in case Deki sets up Force fields and auto defense around den. Remembers to take little beeper thing with her. On way out drops sonic emission tracker somewhere near Wolf . When you find it press the little red button to make the noise stop Wolf .Trust me it's the little red button-pleasant dreams.


  • #879
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tossed Deki's little toy into the lake. Dispatches dire wolves to hunt down a certain silly fox.*


  • #880
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Just couldn't trust me could you Wolf? All your fault that all these fish are going have to die. There is mighty explosion and Wolf is buried beneath mountains of dead and dying fish.
    hmm... maybe some kitties to clean up Wolf's mess. Releases saber tooth tigers to help Wolf clean up. I think they are pretty hungry. Dire wolves have decided to stay over here with me, seems they think you were a bit too bossy. Treat my Sabers nice they get a little testy when they're hungry.


  • #881
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Just couldn't trust me could you Wolf? All your fault that all these fish are going have to die. There is mighty explosion and Wolf is buried beneath mountains of dead and dying fish.
    hmm... maybe some kitties to clean up Wolf's mess. Releases saber tooth tigers to help Wolf clean up. I think they are pretty hungry. Dire wolves have decided to stay over here with me, seems they think you were a bit too bossy. Treat my Sabers nice they get a little testy when they're hungry.
    Traitorous beasts. Hello there kitty cats. Goodbye kitty cats.
    *loads saber tooths onto space probe. Launches into space.*


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  • #882
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Are you not having a good day wolf? Well maybe kitties will have a good time on some other planet. Sends Spot out to guide probe to "safe" planet. Dire wolves are doing well. We're having a cook out. I think we're running low on meat. Someone go hunt down something.
    Can you smell the charcoal over there? I'll just send you some. Loads cannon with white hot briquettes and fires at Wolf.


  • #883
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yeah, the coals landed right in my fire pit. :D
    Time to roast the pig.
    *Launches drone to spy on Deki.*


  • #884
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki waves at drone as she relaxes on lounge. Spot is back and takes drone for a chew toy. Hey Spot that's not your toy give it back to Wolf. Spot drops parts on Wolf. Gee sorry Wolf- you know how he is:)


  • #885
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    probably why I coated that probe with dragonbane before I sent it out.
    *Launches subterranean strike team to eliminate Deki. *


  • #886
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot is impervious to dragonbane. Deki waves staff at SST and turns them into mice that scamper off to find Snow White. Are you trying to ruin my cook-out Wolf?


  • #887
    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    "That's better, Harry, that's loads better," Hermione said, looking exhausted but very pleased." (Goblet of Fire, pg. 346)


  • #888
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Spot is impervious to dragonbane. Deki waves staff at SST and turns them into mice that scamper off to find Snow White. Are you trying to ruin my cook-out Wolf?
    *Sends thunderstorms to visit Deki.*
    YES


  • #889
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf. This is the first sunny day. Spot blow those clouds back Wolfs way and stir up some wind and hail while you're at it.Wolf did you hear someone quoting Harry Potter ? thought I did...


  • #890
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Evil Wolf. This is the first sunny day. Spot blow those clouds back Wolfs way and stir up some wind and hail while you're at it.Wolf did you hear someone quoting Harry Potter ? thought I did...
    *Dissipates clouds. Loads catapult with giant diamond.*
    Beat this Spot. Fire.
    Purple Gorilla wrote: »
    "That's better, Harry, that's loads better," Hermione said, looking exhausted but very pleased." (Goblet of Fire, pg. 346)
    hehe, that's funny.


  • #891
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot's scales are harder than diamonds, Giant diamond bounces off. Spot catches it in it's fall and crushes it into millions of pointy shards that rain down on Wolf. He shouldn't let him play with your toys Wolf. He doesn't know his own strength.


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  • #892
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Brute force and magic have failed to remove Spot from the playing field. I shall turn to science next.
    *Exposes Spot to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle/Schrodinger's Cat/Descartes.*
    I don't see him see he doesn't exist.


  • #893
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I told you in the beginning you can't kill Spot, Spot is a Golden Grand Dragon he was here when the earth was formed, he is still here.HE WAS DEFINED BEFORE MEN WALKED OR FISH SWAM. That he exists defies scientific priciple, but he's still here. Spot is not logically in existance yet still he is. It doesn't matter if you believe in Spot- or prove or disprove his being. Spot believes in you. And as for seeing you can close your eyes and not see me but i'm still here, Bangs Wolf over head with sledge hammer. See?-runs like the devils after her (cause maybe he is?)


  • #894
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Having determine Spots exact position,
    Spot velocity becomes indeterminable.
    The gold dragon flies into Deki and both disappear into orbit

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    Double Trouble{/url]

    A Knight in full black armor forms from the excess energy of impact.
    He holding a mace with a undetermined head and shouts
    "Thank You for this quanity weapon Prosthetic Wolf"
    "Have you any other gifts to give me"


  • #895
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    *JTK runs amok. Stabs MH in the eyes, cudgels Deki to death,
    and blasts CW point-blank in the face with a shotgun.
    Slips on the blood as he makes way toward throne...* :D


  • #896
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Taps Kirk on the shoulder.*
    I believe you dropped these.
    *Hands over shotgun pellets.*
    I shall enjoy this.
    *Eviscerates Mr. Kirk, wraps his entrails around a tree; then sets tree on fire.*


  • #897
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Ha ha! *Then CW wakes up. Finds JTK standing over his bed with flamethrower.* Need I go on? :D


  • #898
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    James T Kirk wrote: »
    Ha ha! *Then CW wakes up. Finds JTK standing over his bed with flamethrower.* Need I go on? :D
    Standing over my bed!!! Get away from my girlfriend you bastiche!!
    *Teleports Kirk into black hole.*


  • #899
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Mwaha! I laugh in the faces of black holes!
    Eh... even though they don't have faces.
    *scratches head*


  • #900
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    James T Kirk wrote: »
    Mwaha! I laugh in the faces of black holes!
    Eh... even though they don't have faces.
    *scratches head*
    Keep thinking about that.
    *Straps Kirk's feet to two rockets pointing in opposite directions. *
    Fire! That is one hell of a groin pull, I tell you what.


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  • #901
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    *CW wakes up again. This time in a sweat.
    A dream within a dream. Like that scene from "American Werewolf in London".
    JTK's Nazi zombies strafe his bed with gunfire*

    Now you said you had a girlfriend? Mwaha ha ha ha... :D


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