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  • #782
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    *Appears behind wolfie ominously* "NO..." *whips out shotgun* "...MORE..." *cocks it* "TOAST PUNS!!!!!!" *BOOM*
    *Stakes Toasty out with butter knives.*
    I make the rules around and you've just been burned!
    *Ignites flamethrower and blasts Toasty.*


  • #783
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot is a bit irritated (and Deki aint too happy either) There is a massive tremoring about
    veggie -poo and from his midst Spot and Deki burst fourth. Deki sends bolt from staff that opens the earth in a giant crater that lets the molten lava bubble up beneath Veggie- Poo who slides into the primal chaos at the center. Deki again raises her staff and recites incantation abyss rejoins into seamless whole. Spot who has grown to blot out the heaven seals the ground where Veggie poo was with purifying blast from his massive lungs. No More yuch.


  • #784
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Morphs into spikey/flamey demon things "Cant toast whats already burnt" fires flaming spikes into wolfies flamthrower fuel tank


  • #785
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses flamethrower at Toasty. watches tank explode sending Toasty flying into the lake. *
    HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


  • #786
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hey Wolf! Deki strikes Wolf across throat with Silver Staff and kicks him where he'll feel it. That's for the Veggies. Deki runs and leaps on Spot and takes off for other climes because she's not stupid... ("don't go out tonight it's bound to take your life"...fade out as Deki and Spot become a speck on the distant horizon


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  • #787
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Summons wind elemental*
    Breezy please go teach deki why not to attack me.


  • #788
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Aw Wolf you know you had it coming. but I do love the wind and it should blow away the rotten veggie stench. Spreads arms and embraces the wind.


  • #789
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    "Hold me now before the storm"

    Andrea Potts


  • #790
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Breezy show Deki who your dad was.
    *Watches Deki and Spot grow a nice thick ice coat. *
    CRASHH!


  • #791
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the sky expands at the wolf shrinks out of sight


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  • #792
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    the sky expands at the wolf shrinks out of sight
    I'm in your head pureeing your brains.


  • #793
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Wolf thank you again as my AC is on the blink. Deki and Spot burst from the icey cocoon and rain sharply pointed ice shards on Wolf, puncturing and piercing his fur and flesh. Does that smart Wolf? Let me help -dumps vat of 99% isoproply alcohol over Wolf. If it burns it's just doing it's job Wolf.


  • #794
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Feel the burn!
    *Sets off explosive charges. Watches ground open up. Out climbs Trashy, now with improved lava powers.*
    Never can keep a good Earth elemental down can you Trashy?


  • #795
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh for goodness sake Wolf. Waves staff reopens abyss to under- world Spot pushes Veggie -Poo in flames shoot skyward. Earth- shattering burp emanates from depths of Hades and Deki waves wand closing gateway and leaving no seam. Spot sneezes twice on Wolf. Sorry Wolf I guess it was the brimestone got up his nose.Here comes another one...


  • #796
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Now!
    *Watches wall of slime erupt from the ground blocking Spot's view. While the dragon is distracted a hand formed of granite reaches up and smashes Deki.*
    Trashy is an Earth elemental, not a pile of Veggie -Poo.


  • #797
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Look, Trashy started life as a bunch of rotten veggies that you felt it your duty to toss at me. he has been trying to suffocate, bury or eliminate me in many and sundry ways ever since, me calling him Veggie-poo is an endearment, believe me. I have other names for him that I won't mention here,Deki waves wand over granite and it reforms into giant fist and
    begins to play whack-a- mole with Wolf. Granite is such a fickle thing.
    Deki reseals earth and Spot flies under the falls to get a shower.


  • #798
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Bad Trashy, bad. Now, show Deki how you make it hot.
    *Watches trashy launch Lava darts at Deki and Spot.


  • #799
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Toasty erupts from water and jumps on spots back "I know this wont last long but what the hey!" steers spot and dive bombs straight at deki and wolfie, holding till the very last second before jumping off


  • #800
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *stands behind Deki. Watches spot veer off at the last second. Shoots toasty before he hits the ground.*


  • #801
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki bats them back at Wolf and Trashy with asbestos covered ping pong paddle.


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  • #802
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Deki bats them back at Wolf and Trashy with asbestos covered ping pong paddle.
    Fires off battery of Roman candles at Deki. Party time.


  • #803
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Pulls projectile out, flicks at wolfie, hits it in other eye


  • #804
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That's it, where's my can opener!?


  • #805
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I think you left it in the basement. go down and see. ground parts beneath Wolf's feet leaving him on sharp pinnacle. Now how far was it Wolves of Wolfs persuaion can leap
    Spot? Dons sheild well not as high as the moon. Looks like a full moon from here Spot.


  • #806
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Trashy, stairs please.
    *Watches stairs of basalt form leading to the ground.*
    Found the opener, now to open the can.


  • #807
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Leave me out of this I'm on the moon minding my own business Wolf. May hap i underestimated Wolf Spot- Fly on to ummh... Pluto maybe?


  • #808
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    May as well hide on Charon. I'll still find you.


  • #809
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Well I'm off to bed! Nite Nite! *stakes one of wolfies feet so he cant pursue, runs from Evil Can Opener Of Doom*


  • #810
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Wolf now be reasonable.. why do you need to kill me? We just got off on the wrong foot is all- oh i see your feet are rather nailed down(giggles:p)
    Let me start over... (invisible Spot and farther away. No one wants to deal with a drunken werewolf)


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  • #811
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *rewleases homing pigeon m issile to chase down Toasty.*


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