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Toasty113 · 24-07-2009 03:04PM

Smoke from flash fry gathers "bla!, im a vampire!" gets attacked by werewolf and zombie, becomes werezombpire, with all the strengths of the tired and none of the weaknesses. Unfortunately i now suffer from multiple personality syndrome. "I vant to suck your-BRAINNZZZ-<woof>" disipitates into smoke, goes up wolfies nose, chokes wolfie

cyberwolf77 · 24-07-2009 03:07PM

*Exhales whatever toasty now is into airtight bottle.*
I've inhaled worse than that at a birthday party.
*Places bottle on low shelf surrounded by foam.*

Toasty113 · 24-07-2009 03:35PM

Smoke re-forms, smashing bottle, moves away from suspicious foam. "you call that a bottle? this is a bottle!" whips out knife, runs manicly at wolfie

Deki · 24-07-2009 10:20PM

Deki ties invisibility cloak around head. Yahh! Now I'm a vampirate!" Swings giant saber at Toasty's legs. "Now you got no legs to go with your no arms look Toast!" Blood squirts out of Toast's legless torso. The torso and legs attempt to rejoin but Spot gathers the legs in his mighty claw and flies off. He leaves one mangled beyond belief frozen at the North Pole, the other he takes to the Antartic where he minces it and feeds it to some penguins.
Meanwhile Toast's torso is still bleeding out. "Gosh, Toast I didn't know you had that much in you."

Toasty113 · 24-07-2009 10:39PM

"Thats because I'm sucking the blood from your leg. Mmm, Deki"

Deki · 24-07-2009 10:54PM

No you're not you miserable shape- shifting whatever you are. You've clamped down on a grizzlie and I don't think he likes the attention. I am a fox. I look nothing like an 8 foot hump backed griz (and my fur is much softer and shinier too;)) Besides that I have on my pink cloak of invisibility and you can't see me.
Invisible fox whacks Toasty over head with silver staff "now pay attention!"
Grizzlie roars and saliva drips from his menacing 5 inch fangs. "Think maybe you should shift into something pretty quick Toast."

Toasty113 · 24-07-2009 11:28PM

Shape shifts into grizzly, has conversation in hushed tones with much cursing, other grizzly leaves. "hah, bet you werent expecting negotiation! Anyway, I've to go to bed now, nitey nite, dont let the bed bugs kill or otherwise maim!" knocks down tree trapping deki beneath it, leaves

Deki · 24-07-2009 11:53PM

Spot pulls tree off Deki. "He doesn't play very nicely Spot." Deki waves Silver staff after sleepy departing grizzlie. Recites incantation . Immediately Toast is turned into a tiny hairy blue thing that runs round in circles, shrieking curses at Deki in a very, very high pitched voice. Until the owl spies him. "Get some rest Toast. It'll wear off by morning.":p

James T Kirk · 25-07-2009 03:22AM

*Plays Celine Dion's Greatest Hits extremely loud in "Extermination" thread.*

That should do it!

Deki · 25-07-2009 03:25AM

no i'm wearing my pink cloak it blocks out all that warbley high pitched noise.. Hurts poor Spot's ears though...

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 11:52AM

James T Kirk wrote: »

*Plays Celine Dion's Greatest Hits extremely loud in "Extermination" thread.*

That should do it!

*Retaliates with complete works of Ozzy Osbourne played at nuclear volume*
You say something? I can't hear you over the music! Come find me after youy and Deki peel yourselves out/off that wall.!

Toasty113 · 25-07-2009 01:42PM

"Good afternoon wolfie!" fires elastic band, hits wolfie in the eye "thanks for that last night deki, slept like a furry blue baby, and that owl was good for breakfast. Let me repay you" Turns off music, prises deki off wall with shovel, helps deki up, whacks deki over the head with shovel. "whoops, my hand slipped!"

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 01:44PM

*Sneaks up on toasty. Tosses toasty into wood chipper.*
Oops, I missed the rock crusher. Think I had something in my eye. :P

Toasty113 · 25-07-2009 01:48PM

"you fool wolf, you never turn it on, heres how you do it!" *turns on woodchipper, throws wolfie in, sprays petrol on remains, ignites*

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 01:51PM

*Reanimates*
Now you gonna get it.
*Shoves chainsaw hand through Toasty's head.*
We've secretly replaced this poster's brain with a chainsaw blade. Shh, let's see if he notices.

Toasty113 · 25-07-2009 02:05PM

moves slightly to the left "you missed" stops chainsaw, takes off blades, replaces with jelly "there, now you can entertain at kids parties, no more "wer not letting in the chainsaw handed maniac"

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 02:08PM

*Triggers trapdoor under Toasty's feet.*
Enjoy the Rancor pit. Deki reccomends it highly.

Deki · 25-07-2009 02:52PM

Hmm I think you deserve that Toast- my head really does hurt:(
and as for you Wolf I'd rather hear The Ramones- maybe "Beat on the Brat"
Wearing cloak of invisibility sneaks up on Wolf from behind and gets in few blows with baseball bat before losing element of surprise...

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 02:55PM

*Locates deki by scent. Throws Deki feet-first through the wall. Watches her land in poison sumac patch.*
Hey, at least i didn't throw you headfirst.:P

Deki · 25-07-2009 03:03PM

good thing i was able to activate my personal force field. Evil Wolf. Makes stew of Poison Sumac , loads into water cannon sprays Wolf. He probably won't even notice with that case of fleas he's got, but it's early yet:)

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 03:06PM

I is wearing Level 5 Hazmat suit.
*Uses catapult to launch expired fruit and vegetables at Deki.*
Remember to eat your eight servings a day.

Deki · 25-07-2009 03:12PM

ugh how disgusting:mad:
you better send someone or something to clean this mess up!
I think I see a head forming out of this stinking slimey mess.
Wolf, what have you released onto this world. Runs and jumps on Spot they take off as huge purple slime hand reaches up after them . "Whew Spot! Maybe we can shovel it in on old Toasty in the Rancor pit"

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 03:15PM

The Great Trash Heap has risen. Long have I awaited you my friend. Now please destroy that silly dragon and fox.
*Watches Trash heap coat Spot and Deki in putrid slime weighing them down. *
Here let me help you clean that off.
*Sandblasts Deki and Spot down to skeletons. *

Deki · 25-07-2009 03:23PM

Skeleton Deki waves Silver staff and flesh, fur, skin and scales begin to reform . (uh oh Spot - I think you have my tail and this scaley breast plate must be yours-waves wand again- much better now Spot) Spot roars and blasts veggie- goo man with firey blast. "Here's din-dins Wolf- yummy yummy!"

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 03:27PM

*Turns hose on Trash Heap.*
Fire is no match for an Earth elemental. Show them your next trick.
*watches Trash heap fire darts made from broken bottles and cans.*

Deki · 25-07-2009 03:34PM

Can't peirce Spots harder than diamond scales and Deki has force field up.Spot and Deki fly to nearest garbage dump spread nets and gather up fly larvae and other disgusting trash devourers, dump them on putrid remains of veggie-goo. Immediately they began to chow down. "well Spot there goes the neighborhood..."
as i said, Evil Wolf!

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 03:37PM

Trash Heap draw strength from the corrupt!
*Watches Trash heap expand in size until he blots out the sun.*
Now bury them.
*Watches Trashy Bury Spot and Deki under his massive bulk.*
Pressure, heat or lack of air; I wonder what will get them first.

Toasty113 · 25-07-2009 03:41PM

*climbs out of rancor pit* "Bleh, rancor, tastes like rubber" *walks up to wolfie* "Your going to have quiet a fine for littering on your hands after this I'd say" *throws grenade into trash monster, blows up sending trash everywhere*

cyberwolf77 · 25-07-2009 03:44PM

*Watches Trashy reform.*
Hey Trashy show the zombie whatever your neat trick with the maggots.
*Watches Trashy coat Toasty with maggots and carpet beetles. Watches toasty's skelton fall to the ground.*
Toasty is toast.:D

Toasty113 · 25-07-2009 03:50PM

*Appears behind wolfie ominously* "NO..." *whips out shotgun* "...MORE..." *cocks it* "TOAST PUNS!!!!!!" *BOOM*

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