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cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 12:56PM

All is fair in love and last to post.

staker · 23-07-2009 01:12PM

off ye go,i'll take the easy win

*lies down on chaise longues , young vurgin maids tending to staker's "needs":D*

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 01:21PM

That's not a 'maid' staker.
*Watches 'maid' strangle staker.*

staker · 23-07-2009 01:28PM

WHAT'S THIS???

"MAID, Turn over onto the racing channel, some coyote's gettin ravaged by a flock of vultures"

*maids continue to fan staker*

god, this martini's good

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 01:30PM

*Deorbits small asteroid into staker's naughty bits. Triggers bomb hidden in the television.*

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 02:24PM

*picks self up from ground, wipes egg off face* "you know everyone always thinks the name is toaster related" *convulses* "Im afraid the reality is much hotter!" *falls on hands and knees, fingers and toes rip off, replaced by claws, grows twice as large, skin cracks, becomes scales, mouth, jaw and nose elongate, teeth grow to sharp points, pupils narrow to slits, horns grow from head, spiked tails sprouts from base of spine, continues to grow, scales all over turn an iridescent black/purple colour, stops growing, examins Dragon form, turns attention to wolfie, raises single claw, glares* "no more toast puns" *skewers wolfie, raises to snout, sniffs, devours, growls, another clone, swings around batting staker with tail, sets off in search of clone lab*

bogie · 23-07-2009 02:47PM

Are you cooking a meal or something

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 02:52PM

"Yes, you" *picks up bogie between claws, spews flame until well done*

bogie · 23-07-2009 03:52PM

ha ha you blowing at a mirror now you're all burnt up

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 04:26PM

bogie wrote: »

ha ha you blowing at a mirror now you're all burnt up

"Damn it, I knew letting you live in my head was a bad idea" *blows nose, bogie flys out, catches bogie mid fall, rears back on hind legs, launches bogie at sun*

staker · 23-07-2009 04:42PM

Make love not WAR!!

*throws burnt bread into bin*

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 09:08PM

*Starts a war, conscript staker, positions on front line* "Make love to that!"

staker · 23-07-2009 09:21PM

*lifts lid, dowses burnt bread in water, hoofs bin into tip*

that friggin last line of your post worries me

:D

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 09:31PM

*Walks in frame, llifts lid of bin* "why are you attacking this bread?" *Lifts bin, brings open bin down over staker, flys to top of mount everest, rolls it down mount everest, flys to bottom of everest, waits, waits, waits some more, bin rolls to my feet, repeats*

staker · 23-07-2009 09:37PM

*stops in bin halfway down, gets out, inserts 10kg semtex into said bin, sets detonator on lid, pushes bin off down to unsuspecting soon to be toastie*

*puts fingers in ears*

BOOM

cue pungent smell of burnt toast...

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 09:52PM

Meanwhile, in the skys above, toasty come to, and glides back toward the mountain, spotting staker from high above, he tucks and dive, smashing straight into staker and driving them deep into the heart of the mountain, there Toasty gets up and dusts himself off, and begins methodically gouging stakers face with some jagged rock

sherdydan · 23-07-2009 09:59PM

my twinky was caught in your ma's dithery jaws.
like clear blue moon, the smell of rotting vagina,
rotting vagina filled with fudge sandwhich,
left by old pensioner. cum gargalings.

Deki · 23-07-2009 10:08PM

sherdydan wrote: »

my twinky was caught in your ma's dithery jaws.
like clear blue moon, the smell of rotting vagina,
rotting vagina filled with fudge sandwhich,
left by old pensioner. cum gargalings.

aw i think that's good enough to get you killed...
*dons invisibility cape, whacks sherdy dan over head with silver staff till his nose bleeds, Strikes him couple of cracks across back, runs him through , piercing heart and lung in process.* "That should do it Spot, Now take his body out to sea." Spot spreads wings and flies over Atlantic. Drops remains of sherdydan to sharks who immediately imbark on feeding frenzy.

sherdydan · 23-07-2009 10:14PM

sherdydan reincarnates, and sharts in yo' mamas purse!

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 10:17PM

shape-shifts a pair of wings, kicks sherdydan in crotch, flys off after deki and spot

Deki · 23-07-2009 10:37PM

Better keep away Toasty- oh and you'll want to wipe that yuch off your foot from kicking sherdydan

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 10:42PM

Stops, and hovers a bit away "Oh dont worry, there wasnt much to kick. Hey just out of curiosity, is spot some kind dragon?" *whips out bow and arrow*

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 11:04PM

Toasty113 wrote: »

Stops, and hovers a bit away "Oh dont worry, there wasnt much to kick. Hey just out of curiosity, is spot some kind dragon?" *whips out bow and arrow*

*Empties railgun into toasty.*
Whyile the life fades from your body I'll answer your question.
Yes Spot is a dragon.

Deki · 23-07-2009 11:05PM

"Spot really doesn't like me talking about him- he's a little shy" pulls out crossbow and loads with diamond point exploding tip arrow. Puts up personal force field.

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 11:12PM

*Patches self up* "Damn didnt count on wolfie" *Flys back up, notches 312 dragon venom tipped arrows, fires* "Dont worry Deki, that wont hurt spot, but I'm afraid it will leave you and wolfie with mild cases of death*

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 11:13PM

*Hits toasty with SAM.*
Wow he blowed up good.

Deki · 23-07-2009 11:17PM

Spot catches arrow with claw Breaks in two. Blasts toasty with super heated breath. Toasty melts into melty goo and falls into the ocean where there is great churning of waters. You're right Toasty you can't hurt Spot. "Sometimes Spot I want to kill too. Only fair you share sometimes."

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 11:21PM

*Erupts from ocean, Morphs into dragon* "Here spotty, uncle Toasty wants a word!" *Grabs spot by the tail, and roasts Deki on spots back*

Deki · 23-07-2009 11:27PM

Only in your imagination. Spot grows to blot out the moon and stars swallows and chews Toasty up as midnight snack. Spits out skull and smashes it to powder in his mighty tallon.
blows Toasty skull powder to saturn to blend into one of its dusty rings.

Toasty113 · 23-07-2009 11:48PM

All the debris of Saturns ring gathers together, re-forming toasty as a rock golem. *Grabs saturn, swats spot with it, grabs molten core from centre of saturn, returns to earth, drops core on wolfie, incinerating it*

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