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Deki · 23-07-2009 02:38AM

Spot incinerates mummified bats in mid air by blaze of fire so hot it burns white. Deki loads water cannon with hot sticky tar and covers Wolf head to toes. Spot dumps feathers over him. Gee Wolf you look exactly like Foghorn Leghorn. Can you do the voice too?

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 02:40AM

I say, I say, I say you just keep playing into my plans.
*Uses disguise by Deki to capture a roc nestling.*

Deki · 23-07-2009 02:46AM

what are you going to feed - oh. Think we'll just take to the air. Com'n Spot ' blast him Spot. Spot blows a heated breath that burns all the feathers off Wolf Little Roc is not happy to see it was just a Wolf in Roc's clothing. Mama Roc's a little grumpy too.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 02:47AM

The fox on top of the dragon over there put me up to it.
*Dons invisibility helmet.*

Deki · 23-07-2009 02:49AM

Spot flies away. Keep away Wolf.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 02:51AM

I always has a plan.
*launches homing pigeon missile swarm to annoy Spot.*

Deki · 23-07-2009 02:53AM

Spot flaps his mighty wings and the draft blows homing pigeons into next week.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 02:54AM

Phase one complete.
*Prepares small package for delivery to Spot*

Deki · 23-07-2009 02:56AM

you are an evil Wolf- leave Spot alone.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 02:57AM

*Tosses Spot's new collar in the trash.*
Fine, whatever you say.

sdanseo · 23-07-2009 02:59AM

Don't exterminate me or i'll bloody well exterminate you.

Deki · 23-07-2009 03:04AM

Don't trust you Wolf. Spot and Deki fly off to see what's coming next. Deki uses staff to toss a few lightning bolts at Wolf.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 03:06AM

sdonn wrote: »

Don't exterminate me or i'll bloody well exterminate you.

* Drops sdonn into the oubliette*

Deki wrote: »

Don't trust you Wolf. Spot and Deki fly off to see what's coming next. Deki uses staff to toss a few lightning bolts at Wolf.

*Drops cloaking field in front of mountain. Watches Spot crash into mountain.*
I love it when a plan comes together.
*Lights cigar.*

Deki · 23-07-2009 03:13AM

Spot Recovers and grows to fill the sky and blot out the stars . One mighty blast of vaporizing fire lights Wolf and his little cigar the ashes are scattered to the winds.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 03:22AM

*Summons prissy little gent with briefcase.*
Hi, I'm from the IRS. I just have a few questions for a Mr. Spot Dragon about past due taxes since the Dawn of Time.

Deki · 23-07-2009 03:26AM

Spot doesn't work so he doesn't pay taxes. But since i do and Mr Priss has shown up on this thread, well i don't think he'll be giving anyone any flack ever again.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 03:28AM

Deki, once you attract the attention of the IRS they never stop coming.
*Watches legions of auditors descend on Spot and Deki.*
Also the BATF would like a word about your use of an organic flamethrower.:pac:

Deki · 23-07-2009 03:42AM

Guess there'll be a big turnover rate in IRS agents. Might be boon to the economy- create more jobs. The organic flame thrower is an endangered species protected by ESA and quite a few agencies and organizations. Deki reports Wolf to Dept. of Homeland Security
as suspicious character.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 03:45AM

Deki wrote: »

Guess there'll be a big turnover rate in IRS agents. Might be boon to the economy- create more jobs. The organic flame thrower is an endangered species protected by ESA and quite a few agencies and organizations. Deki reports Wolf to Dept. of Homeland Security
as suspicious character.

*Flashes his CIA,NSA,and DIA credentials.*
Since your organic flamethrower is an endangerted species then he can not be placed in danger during combat. Therefore he we will have to be removed to a safe and protected environment. I know people who can help.
*Shows off Sierra Club membership, and NRDC membership as well.*

Deki · 23-07-2009 03:51AM

Spot is not amused Wolf. He flash fries the whole crew. Spot has always been safe because he cannot be destroyed. He chooses where he goes he stays with me because he wants to stay. He can not be contained. Spot picks Wolf up in claws Flies to mid atlantic and drops him in. See you later Wolf.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 03:54AM

Sorry to wake you by dropping in like that Mighty Cthulhu. Yeah, a dragon named Spot. Oh you want to meet him. Sure thing, let's go. Can I stop for some dry clothes on the way?

Deki · 23-07-2009 03:59AM

Cthulhu can't hurt Spot- might drive you insane, oh i guess that might be a little late.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 04:03AM

Doesn't have to hurt, just stalemate. Now let's see just why lupine is superior to vulpine.

Deki · 23-07-2009 04:13AM

won't be a stalemate. Everything depends on your perspective doesn't it? I will admit that you may have the advantage of size and strength and it's even possible you have superior intellect but I saw a two year old take a guy 6'5'' and over 250 lbs. out at the knees and he hit the ground a ton when he fell.

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 04:14AM

I come first alphabetically:p

Deki · 23-07-2009 04:18AM

:rolleyes:well, can't argue with that Wolf'
afraid i'm going to have to retreat for the night wolf' need to sleep.
Take up the fight again when I'm refreshed:D
later deki

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 04:25AM

Crush you later I shall.
*Reclines on throne of bones.*

Deki · 23-07-2009 04:26AM

evil Wolf:p

cyberwolf77 · 23-07-2009 04:31AM

*Sets down bottle fo gin for Sarky.*
Yep.

Deki · 23-07-2009 10:53AM

Picks up long rang Super Duper Sling Shot -Whamo's deluxe model- and sends projectile flying. It busts the gin to bits and leaves it trickling in the dirt. Reloads and hits Wolf in back of head. Morning Wolf!

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