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Deki · 20-07-2009 12:19AM

puts up personal force field. Better fly Spot this is perhaps the scariest trick yet.

joes girls · 20-07-2009 12:39AM

Embarks on a eliminating round.....homah,blows smokes into your eyes ,you cant see and walks into a spear which burst your heart,
Deki, hits with an awesome array of everlasting pain afflicting round of pins and needles.
and last the mighty Wolfy,the bitterest but sweet ending, releases the wolf bitches, who rip your body apart biting and fondling you till they want your blood!!!!!!

Matt Holck · 20-07-2009 07:15AM

cyberwolf77 · 20-07-2009 11:56AM

joes girls wrote: »

Embarks on a eliminating round.....homah,blows smokes into your eyes ,you cant see and walks into a spear which burst your heart,
Deki, hits with an awesome array of everlasting pain afflicting round of pins and needles.
and last the mighty Wolfy,the bitterest but sweet ending, releases the wolf bitches, who rip your body apart biting and fondling you till they want your blood!!!!!!

Sorry they died before they got around to killing me JG.
*Sends cute little bunnies to smother JG.*

colrow · 20-07-2009 12:12PM

wolfie poo is dumped headfirst into a vat of cows afterbirth, sprinkled with cayenne pepper, the juice of two limes, the lids screwd down and a fire lit beneath it.

Come back in two weeks for the tasting

cyberwolf77 · 20-07-2009 12:14PM

colrow wrote: »

wolfie poo is dumped headfirst into a vat of cows afterbirth, sprinkled with cayenne pepper, the juice of two limes, the lids screwd down and a fire lit beneath it.

Come back in two weeks for the tasting

This soup is pretty good. Needs salt though.
*Punches lid off, climbs out. Throws colrow in.*
Now who can I trick into eating this?

Deki · 20-07-2009 12:27PM

Perhaps needs warmed up. Blast him Spot.
Oh and your doves of love are on their way back for your funeral Wolf, they were too early for mine.

cyberwolf77 · 20-07-2009 12:30PM

Go ahead and fire Spot. I'm hiding in the big old pot. I will not have doves at my funeral. They were meant as a peace offering actually.

Deki · 20-07-2009 12:32PM

how would you get your hands on a peace offering. heat up that caldron he's under till it glows spot.

cyberwolf77 · 20-07-2009 12:34PM

That all you got in you Spot. I'm not even sweating yet.
I get peace offerings the way I get everything. I steal it.

Deki · 20-07-2009 12:40PM

Keep it up Spot. So you are a thieving Wolf. tsk tsk
wonder what grendel's last words were?

cyberwolf77 · 20-07-2009 12:45PM

Deki wrote: »

Keep it up Spot. So you are a thieving Wolf. tsk tsk
wonder what grendel's last words were?

"Mommy, is that you?"-Grendel
"This is gonna hurt alot."-Beowulf
"These pansies get an epic poem, and all I get is a fight thread?"-cyberwolf77

Deki · 20-07-2009 12:55PM

Well Wolf things tend to even out in the end, when i do you in i'll start on the epic poem.
oh and by the way should you get extremely lucky and i cease to exist on this plain, Spot has agreed to find you ,run you through with my silver staff, roast and toast you like a marshmallow. Then he plans to chew you up and digest you into dragon pooh. maybe they'll even make a movie- they did about the guy who loved bears.
I have to go. Spot will stick around for a while just to keep you company and to keep the fires burning. Enjoy the sauna and Have a nice day:)

cyberwolf77 · 20-07-2009 12:57PM

Hey Spot, when do you think Deki will realize that I threw colrow in the cauldron there. I've been hanging out in a nice comfy hammock with a cool drink while you roast him.

Deki · 20-07-2009 01:06PM

Evil Wolf.
C'mon Spot I don't have time for this now.
"Okay Spot I don't have to be dead first - yeah anytime you feel peckish."
goodbye Evil One.

cyberwolf77 · 20-07-2009 01:10PM

I'm actually quite nice once you get to know me.
*Launches hail of gunfire after Deki and Spot.*

Deki · 20-07-2009 11:45PM

You expect people to believe that Wolf? You better practice in front of the mirror. Somehow lacks sincerity. Maybe practice your toothy smile too?

Meanwhile here comes some silver rain , Spot how bout a little wind to go with it?

cyberwolf77 · 20-07-2009 11:47PM

*Hides under giant turtle shell*
For the record this turtle was trying to eat Nagasaki when I killed it.

Deki · 20-07-2009 11:54PM

now you want me to believe you're a hero?
Poor Gamera.
blow that turtle shell into the sea Spot

cyberwolf77 · 20-07-2009 11:55PM

I am a hero. Wanna see me hug a dragon?

Deki · 20-07-2009 11:58PM

no. Spot is more than a hero. Blow him over the falls Spot.

Matt Holck · 21-07-2009 05:09AM

the rapid water rumbled over the ridge
yawning silent as it slipped through thin air
wind and water sparking in the sun
until
crash on cragey rocks
a roar rises

Deki · 21-07-2009 10:59AM

That roar is the release of the rage and pain felt by a dying wolf.

cyberwolf77 · 21-07-2009 11:46AM

*Lays aside weapons of war. Shaves head. Dons simple robe. Moves to mountaintop cave to begin life of quiet contemplation.*
Peace be with you friends.

Deki · 21-07-2009 11:58AM

tricky Wolf...

cyberwolf77 · 21-07-2009 11:59AM

I has become a wolf of peace friend Deki. How is Spot doing.
(Just wait until my ribs heal)

Deki · 21-07-2009 12:03PM

Spot is just dandy.
rested up yet Wolf?

cyberwolf77 · 21-07-2009 12:06PM

Don't rush me. I has almost achieved a state of perfect Zen.

Deki · 21-07-2009 12:16PM

didn't know pagans sought zen. Somebody has to do something here. Deki shoots lightning bolts at vultures flying over Wolf's mountain top.They fall from sky whooph! Wolf is suffocating under pile of filthy stinking putrific (is that a word? should be) vultures.
ZeN!

cyberwolf77 · 21-07-2009 12:18PM

*Wheels out railgun.*
Welcome to the world of hypervelocity ammunition.
FIIIRREE!!!

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