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Embarrasing things that you can laugh about now!

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  • #32
    Jeebus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Jeebus


    Once, I tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.

    My friends cried with laughter at my stupidity :(


  • #33
    yank_in_eire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭yank_in_eire


    Once farted in the middle of getting a blowjob. I suppose it doesn't count because I laughed then as well!:p


  • #34
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    yank_in_eire wrote: »
    Once farted in the middle of getting a blowjob. I suppose it doesn't count because I laughed then as well!:p
    Pull my finger.


  • #35
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Overheal wrote: »
    Pull my finger.
    ....out?


  • #36
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Three come to mind.

    1) Tottering round the goats' section of Dublin Zoo petting area when I was four, I picked up what I thought was a Malteaser from the ground. I ate it ... then spat it out, realising what it actually was! My family still tease me, years later.

    2) One night in boarding school, myself and my dorm mates were sitting in the garden ... along with the other boarders who were getting ready to head into the hall beside it for homework time. The other girls - seven of them - ganged up on me, pinned me to the ground and wedgied me in front of over 50 people! Then, to make matters worse, the waistband actually came off my knickers and I was left holding it while everyone laughed at me! :o

    3) Opening up a Christmas present from my mum in front of my whole family to find a box of 'Fruity flavour' condoms. She then called out "A good present is something you'll use! So that's a very good present!"


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  • #37
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,923 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    You know, thing that at the time was the worst thing ever but these days are the basis for a good laugh. I'll start.

    I once try'd running away from the guards with drink but got caught on a railings and my jeans ripped halfway down leaving me hanging there can in hand unable to get away, guards laughing there ass off.

    I once fell backwards down an escalters in Penny's again holding on by the jeans before pulled up by security.

    I once got on the terminator ride in funderland and when at the top and spinning due to my mortal fear of heights began crying for my mammy, must mention I was 10.

    I once fell over drunk at a party in the bathroom and knocked myself out off the sink.

    I once was heading to Amsterdam with my girlfriend and got on a plane to London instead..luckily I realised before take off.

    I once got so hungry in Dublin zoo that I went on a massive rant, got to the resturant and it was closed so I started throwing all the bins around shouting like a lunatic...i think they were thinking about admitting me.

    On my first day driving on my own I tryd to do a 3 point turn but ended up in some old ladys garden wall and couldn't reverse the car out, later found out it was because my wheels were still locked.

    Got caught 'exercising' in my ma's back garden years back, doin stretches, press ups and cart wheels. It was about 3.30 in the morning after some xmas party and I was hammered drunk. I dunno how long she saw me for but she came out and shouted at me to get back in the house adding "what the **** are u doin? where's your ****ING CLOTHES!"
    I forgot to mention i was naked. As soon as i saw her i lay on the ground face down so she couldn't see my cock n'balls and shouted at her to get back in the house. A stand off ensued but we reached a compromise by her throwing my boxers over to me and her turning her back...only after waking up the whole estate.
    Breakfast the next day was.........(shudder)


  • #38
    piby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭piby


    When I was 12 I asked my mum if it was ok for me to go to the shops and buy Playboy. Her reaction was 'Well at least I know you like girls, I had my doubts'. FFS I was 12!

    I once put a bar of chocolate into the microwave and left the wrapping on which subsequently caught fire. Realising what I'd done I tried to take out while it was fire and then my hand caught fire. I still have the scars today. Actually that's not even that embarrising I'm just really stupid.

    Oh and I've lost count the amount of times members of my family have caught me 'appreciating' porn . . .


  • #39
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I once was heading to Amsterdam with my girlfriend and got on a plane to London instead..luckily I realised before take off.

    Really? So both times your ticket is checked the staff managed to miss that you had a ticket for a flight to Amsterdam and not London?

    Smells like BS to me.


  • #40
    princess-sprkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 625 ✭✭✭princess-sprkle


    chopperbyrne wrote: »
    Really? So both times your ticket is checked the staff managed to miss that you had a ticket for a flight to Amsterdam and not London?

    Smells like BS to me.

    have you never seen home alone 2??


  • #41
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    OMG - remember Barings Bank! I was, like, scarlet when I brought that down.

    Me and the lads in Galway United just laugh about it now though.

    Them were the days, eh? :)

    Sincerely,

    Nick L.


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  • #42
    jackbutler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭jackbutler


    I can't laugh about anything embarrassing, they're too bad!


  • #43
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Jeebus wrote: »
    Once, I tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.

    My friends cried with laughter at my stupidity :(

    lmfao!

    If it was on paper they are the same, but if not...oh god what am I writing.


  • #44
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    chopperbyrne wrote: »
    Really? So both times your ticket is checked the staff managed to miss that you had a ticket for a flight to Amsterdam and not London?

    Smells like BS to me.

    beat me to it, grrrrrrrrr


  • #45
    quirkster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 331 ✭✭quirkster


    big syke wrote: »
    Pi$$ing my pants in primary school! :o

    Shtting my pants in primary school!


  • #46
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Can't believe i'm gonna share this but anyway, comedy value and all that. I ended up in bed with this fella i know and things were goin grand, until, we changed position and my vagina turned into a bagpipe. Everytime he thrusted, i emitted this earsplitting fart. Swear te god, nearly died. Thank god it happened with this certain fella because he just fell over laughin with me. Never in my life did i think that such noise could come out of my fanny. I'm now blushing thinkin about it!


  • #47
    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    The only thing I can think of was a couple of years ago when I was in a Calvin Klein shop and looking in their clearance section. It was just a big basket sort of thing with loads of clothes in it. I vomited in it. One of the sales people found out I think, so I just threw a pair of jeans over it and casually left the store.

    Edit:
    Remembered another one. When I was like 5 or 6, I heard my brother talking about a lesbian. I didn't know what a lesbian was so I asked my mom was she one. Her reaction wasn't the kindest


  • #48
    DO'Carlo/Wex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭DO'Carlo/Wex


    Pretty pathetic compared to some of the stuff already posted but.............
    6th-Class A-Maths & weren't the taller lads lined-up behind the girls in the class who were sitting in front of blackboard. And sure wasn't I feeling faint all of a sudden? Keeled over brusing my cheek off the edge of a table in front of me......and my pride.
    Year after that, went to big school. Group of us in gathered in a big-circle practicing for school musical. Without warning, keeled over again. Nothing stopped me this time! T'was funny enough for people beside me!
    As a youngster, tied the bag with the Bottle of Persil Conditioner to side front handlebars of the bike & proceeded to freewheel all the way home. Height of Summer & sure didn't the bag split, the bottle bursted against the spokes & all over the shop it went. I just kept on going. Too morto to stop!


  • #49
    xOxSinéadxOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    Can't believe i'm gonna share this but anyway, comedy value and all that. I ended up in bed with this fella i know and things were goin grand, until, we changed position and my vagina turned into a bagpipe. Everytime he thrusted, i emitted this earsplitting fart. Swear te god, nearly died. Thank god it happened with this certain fella because he just fell over laughin with me. Never in my life did i think that such noise could come out of my fanny. I'm now blushing thinkin about it!

    I just pissed myself laughing at this for ages!


  • #50
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »
    I just pissed myself laughing at this for ages!

    oh stop! The whole thread is priceless, snorting away reading through the different ones!


  • #51
    xOxSinéadxOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    oh stop! The whole thread is priceless, snorting away reading through the different ones!

    same. but yours stuck out even more! :pac:


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