Embarrasing things that you can laugh about now!

Irishcrx

You know, thing that at the time was the worst thing ever but these days are the basis for a good laugh. I'll start.

I once try'd running away from the guards with drink but got caught on a railings and my jeans ripped halfway down leaving me hanging there can in hand unable to get away, guards laughing there ass off.

I once fell backwards down an escalters in Penny's again holding on by the jeans before pulled up by security.

I once got on the terminator ride in funderland and when at the top and spinning due to my mortal fear of heights began crying for my mammy, must mention I was 10.

I once fell over drunk at a party in the bathroom and knocked myself out off the sink.

I once was heading to Amsterdam with my girlfriend and got on a plane to London instead..luckily I realised before take off.

I once got so hungry in Dublin zoo that I went on a massive rant, got to the resturant and it was closed so I started throwing all the bins around shouting like a lunatic...i think they were thinking about admitting me.

On my first day driving on my own I tryd to do a 3 point turn but ended up in some old ladys garden wall and couldn't reverse the car out, later found out it was because my wheels were still locked.

Whosbetter?

You shouldn't be let out, should you? :pac:

petes

As i said on another thread. When I had my first kiss with a girl I managed to bite her lip. Blood and everything.

Irishcrx

Whosbetter? wrote: »

You shouldn't be let out, should you? :pac:

No and thats not even the half of it.

Gear9992

Insurgent wrote: »

As i said on another thread. When I had my first kiss with a girl I managed to bite her lip. Blood and everything.

must of added a good bit of flavour at least

Mine's similar to your's, was kissing a girl in a disco and my mate pulled down my pants, underwear and all for the whole world to see

big syke

Pi$$ing my pants in primary school!

Whosbetter?

Irishcrx wrote: »

No and thats not even the half of it.

Jayus, you're name isn't Frank Spencer, by any chance? :D

Trinity

Back in my newbie days i once started a thread in AH

Trying to flirt with a guy working on my house, the other guy was on the roof, fluttering my eyelashes i said its bad luck to walk under a ladder ya know so i strutted around it only to catch my foot in the lead of the guys drill on the roof, trip and nearly drag him off the roof. I didnt get a date.

c_dog

Mine's similar to your's, was kissing a girl in a disco and my mate pulled down my pants, underwear and all for the whole world to see



same thing happened to me

Kiera

Was parking along the harbour in Skerries. Lovely spot waiting for me so Kiera starts to parallel park but my car wouldn’t go into reverse for some reason. Kept trying it but nothing. So there I am, stuck out in the middle of the road with my friend in the car saying “scarlet for ya”. Rang my mechanic friend who said it could be my clutch so I rang the RAC to come help.

Hot guy jumps out of his tow truck and gets into my car. First go, he reversed it. I’m 10 years driving and I couldn’t get my car into reverse. Of course my friend sent an email around to the whole of head office telling everyone I had to call the RAC to reverse my car.

The Big Red Button

I cried two years ago at Oxegen coz they put ketchup on my chicken burger when I didn't want it. It was on the Sunday, I was wet, hungry, muddy, miserable and hungover ... and the ketchup on my soggy disgusting overpriced burger was just the final straw! Amazingly my boyfriend didn't laugh at me at the time and just went and got me another one ... he took the p!ss plenty of times since then though!!!

mathie

Irishcrx wrote: »

I once got so hungry in Dublin zoo that I went on a massive rant, got to the resturant and it was closed so I started throwing all the bins around shouting like a lunatic...i think they were thinking about admitting me.

That is a perfectly normal reaction.
You're getting yourself worried over nothing.

mathie

chatterpillar wrote: »

I cried two years ago at Oxegen coz they put ketchup on my chicken burger when I didn't want it. It was on the Sunday, I was wet, hungry, muddy, miserable and hungover ... and the ketchup on my soggy disgusting overpriced burger was just the final straw! Amazingly my boyfriend didn't laugh at me at the time and just went and got me another one ... he took the p!ss plenty of times since then though!!!

That's because he's just going to dump you.

petes

mathie wrote: »

That's because he's just going to dump you.

He's taking his time so. It was two years ago.

Trinity

Kiera wrote: »

Was parking along the harbour in Skerries. Lovely spot waiting for me so Kiera starts to parallel park but my car wouldn’t go into reverse for some reason. Kept trying it but nothing. So there I am, stuck out in the middle of the road with my friend in the car saying “scarlet for ya”. Rang my mechanic friend who said it could be my clutch so I rang the RAC to come help.

Hot guy jumps out of his tow truck and gets into my car. First go, he reversed it. I’m 10 years driving and I couldn’t get my car into reverse. Of course my friend sent an email around to the whole of head office telling everyone I had to call the RAC to reverse my car.

Ah parallel parking, i've often been stuck like Austin Powers in and out without going anywhere (funniest moment in a film evar!!) before giving up driving away red faced.


Ah another time i was without NTL for about 6 days before i rang them to come out, after talking to them for about 15 mins going through the wires etc it dawned on me it wasnt plugged in

Another time i got a gas bill for 700 euro, i had rang in my own reading. Yet another lenghty phone call the guy on the other end asked me to call out the reading again, did that, no thats right says he. Does it say anything else on the meter you are reading. Yes says I ESB.

Cue 2 mins of silence......:(

The Big Red Button

mathie wrote: »

That's because he's just going to dump you.

He has since proposed so I think I'm safe enough! Unless he's just trying to lull me into a sense of false security before he dumps me ... :eek:

Irishcrx

chatterpillar wrote: »

He has since proposed so I think I'm safe enough! Unless he's just trying to lull me into a sense of false security before he dumps me ... :eek:

Depends, are you rich?

Gear9992

oh, got another one, was at a concert once and had one beer too many so I decided to try crowd surfing. Of course, somthing went wrong.
After a couple of seconds I was dropped one the ground and I landed on my hand and was knocked out.

A week dosn't go by when I'm not reminded of this by friends

livindadream

i have toooo meny

ill mention the worst one though...

went out for drinks with the girls, didnt bring my glasses as i never usually do when out!
so we were sitin down and got an attack of the munchies. i went up t the bar t get somecrisps, turned around and went back t the table...

SAT AT THE WRONG BLOOMING TABLE...didnt even look at it! seen two girls sittin down having drinks so i assumed?! got comfy in the seat and threw down the crisps with a moan "they only had tayo"
cue five seconds of silence while i stare at them both intentlly wondering why they arnt my friends...

the howls of laughter from the next table...

i can laugh myself now but at the time, so red faced!

Jimmy Iovine

When I was 7 I went to the zoo with the family. We were in the elephant enclosure at feeding time so there were plenty of slices of breads and carrots that we could give to them. I kinda got a bit hunger seeing it all so I decided to have a nibble at a few of the carrots. Got in trouble alright but it didnt help that my dad told his class in school the next week about it all. So had to deal with a load of slagging for a few weeks. Poor form but the carrots were nice so I didnt really mind

enry

Gear9992 wrote: »

oh, got another one, was at a concert once and had one beer too many so I decided to try crowd surfing. Of course, somthing went wrong.
After a couple of seconds I was dropped one the ground and I landed on my hand and was knocked out.

A week dosn't go by when I'm not reminded of this by friends

Thats amazing you landed on your hand and were knocked out your lucky you didn’t die. Out of curiosity are all you brains in your hand

Trinity

livindadream wrote: »

i have toooo meny

ill mention the worst one though...

went out for drinks with the girls, didnt bring my glasses as i never usually do when out!
so we were sitin down and got an attack of the munchies. i went up t the bar t get somecrisps, turned around and went back t the table...

SAT AT THE WRONG BLOOMING TABLE...didnt even look at it! seen two girls sittin down having drinks so i assumed?! got comfy in the seat and threw down the crisps with a moan "they only had tayo"
cue five seconds of silence while i stare at them both intentlly wondering why they arnt my friends...

the howls of laughter from the next table...

i can laugh myself now but at the time, so red faced!

myself and my Dad were waiting in the car for my mam she had gone into a shop. Out she came and we watched in bewilderment as she got into the car in front, we could just see the guy in the driver seat backing away against h0is door with a look of pure shock on his face.

She had gotten in and put her bags down on the floor, chatting away without looking up and put her hand on your mans knee.

Never seen her get out of a car so quick when she realised she had gotten into the wrong one, the driver of the other car went into hysterics when it was all over

livindadream

Trinity wrote: »

myself and my Dad were waiting in the car for my mam she had gone into a shop. Out she came and we watched in bewilderment as she got into the car in front, we could just see the guy in the driver seat backing away against h0is door with a look of pure shock on his face.

She had gotten in and put her bags down on the floor, chatting away without looking up and put her hand on your mans knee.

Never seen her get out of a car so quick when she realised she had gotten into the wrong one, the driver of the other car went into hysterics when it was all over

ahh tats tooo funny!! i did the same myself wth a taxi, got into the wrong one, then asked the driver where the rest of them were?!!? of course all my mates were pissing themselves laughin in the right taxi beside me...

Trinity

livindadream wrote: »

ahh tats tooo funny!! i did the same myself wth a taxi, got into the wrong one, then asked the driver where the rest of them were?!!? of course all my mates were pissing themselves laughin in the right taxi beside me...

LMAO, i just remembered back in the hackney days, getting into a car outside my house and saying city centre please, your man stammering i'm eh not a taxi i'm waiting on my wife next door :eek:

Quint

Trinity wrote: »

.....Does it say anything else on the meter you are reading. Yes says I ESB.

Cue 2 mins of silence......:(

Brilliant!

seanybiker

Irishcrx wrote: »

I once fell over drunk at a party in the bathroom and knocked myself out off the sink.

Parties in the bathroom are good. I always have a session in the bathroom

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Not mine but I'll share anyway

My housemate was hungover and walking down to the shop early in the morning to get popcorn all on her own and in her slippers (the shops only a few doors down). Walking back, munching her popcorn, she saw our neighbour walking towards her on the other side of the road with a few of her friends. Our neighbour is a bottle blonde, but she'd gone back to brunette and it really suited her. So my housemate, in her slippers, big hungover head on her, roars through a mouthful of popcorn "YOUR HAIRS LOVELY!"

Wasn't the neighbour.

Frelance

my mate had a crackin one.
Me and him went out on the piss and had a pretty mad nite out.
We staggered home and i decided to play some xbox. The next thing i heard was like rain on the ceiling. (my mate sleeps in the room above me)
This was followed by the house electricity shutting off.:pac:

Went upstairs and the idiot and taken a piss on the socket in his room and shorted the electricity.:D

Snowie

I once stalled a ********* doing a standing start god in front of 80 people at a moded car meet ... but it was embarissing because id bee mouthing of about my sending on capability :pac:

I blew a gear box up and thought my car was on fire :pac: but i put a 6 inch hole in the bell housing and oil leaked out as the bar that connects the the fly wheel. spun the oil up through the gap and transmission fluid ever where hot manifold smoke bellowing out oil everywhere..

I was one cutting a peace of rubber and and the Stanley knife cut my thumb i proceeded to walk around in circles for 20 minutes going what do i do while every one in the house laughed at me.

I got concousin snowboarding once and made my way to the the cafe where I fainted in front of like 300 people :pac: i did that gain when i was in secondary school in a Assembly.

I once fell of my moped in front of a girl I liked.

annabellee77

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

II once stalled a ********* doing a standing start god in front of 80 people at a moded car meet ... but it was embarissing because id bee mouthing of about my sending on capability :pac: .

And in english.....????

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I blew a gear box up and thought my car was on fire :pac: but i put a 6 inch hole in the bell housing and oil leaked out as the bar that connects the the fly wheel. spun the oil up through the gap and transmission fluid ever where hot manifold smoke bellowing out oil everywhere...

Smoke coming out of car after going too fast (at a guess!) :)

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I was one cutting a peace of rubber and and the Stanley knife cut my thumb i proceeded to walk around in circles for 20 minutes going what do i do while every one in the house laughed at me.

For TWENTY minutes!! :eek:

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I got concousin snowboarding once and made my way to the the cafe where I fainted in front of like 300 people :pac: i did that gain when i was in secondary school in a Assembly.

Awww...poor munckin!

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I once fell of my moped in front of a girl I liked.

Yer a romantic at heart ain't ya despite all that motor talk!!

Snowie

annabellee77 wrote: »

And in english.....????



Smoke coming out of car after going too fast (at a guess!) :)



For TWENTY minutes!! :eek:



Awww...poor munckin!



Yer a romantic at heart ain't ya despite all that motor talk!!

:pac:

what you prefer me to talk about oh i used to fancy this girl, and id call everyone, her name infront odf her

Jeebus

Once, I tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.

My friends cried with laughter at my stupidity

yank_in_eire

Once farted in the middle of getting a blowjob. I suppose it doesn't count because I laughed then as well!:p

Overheal

yank_in_eire wrote: »

Once farted in the middle of getting a blowjob. I suppose it doesn't count because I laughed then as well!:p

Pull my finger.

Professey Chin

Overheal wrote: »

Pull my finger.

....out?

pikachucheeks

Three come to mind.

1) Tottering round the goats' section of Dublin Zoo petting area when I was four, I picked up what I thought was a Malteaser from the ground. I ate it ... then spat it out, realising what it actually was! My family still tease me, years later.

2) One night in boarding school, myself and my dorm mates were sitting in the garden ... along with the other boarders who were getting ready to head into the hall beside it for homework time. The other girls - seven of them - ganged up on me, pinned me to the ground and wedgied me in front of over 50 people! Then, to make matters worse, the waistband actually came off my knickers and I was left holding it while everyone laughed at me!

3) Opening up a Christmas present from my mum in front of my whole family to find a box of 'Fruity flavour' condoms. She then called out "A good present is something you'll use! So that's a very good present!"

pappyodaniel

Irishcrx wrote: »

You know, thing that at the time was the worst thing ever but these days are the basis for a good laugh. I'll start.

I once try'd running away from the guards with drink but got caught on a railings and my jeans ripped halfway down leaving me hanging there can in hand unable to get away, guards laughing there ass off.

I once fell backwards down an escalters in Penny's again holding on by the jeans before pulled up by security.

I once got on the terminator ride in funderland and when at the top and spinning due to my mortal fear of heights began crying for my mammy, must mention I was 10.

I once fell over drunk at a party in the bathroom and knocked myself out off the sink.

I once was heading to Amsterdam with my girlfriend and got on a plane to London instead..luckily I realised before take off.

I once got so hungry in Dublin zoo that I went on a massive rant, got to the resturant and it was closed so I started throwing all the bins around shouting like a lunatic...i think they were thinking about admitting me.

On my first day driving on my own I tryd to do a 3 point turn but ended up in some old ladys garden wall and couldn't reverse the car out, later found out it was because my wheels were still locked.

Got caught 'exercising' in my ma's back garden years back, doin stretches, press ups and cart wheels. It was about 3.30 in the morning after some xmas party and I was hammered drunk. I dunno how long she saw me for but she came out and shouted at me to get back in the house adding "what the **** are u doin? where's your ****ING CLOTHES!"
I forgot to mention i was naked. As soon as i saw her i lay on the ground face down so she couldn't see my cock n'balls and shouted at her to get back in the house. A stand off ensued but we reached a compromise by her throwing my boxers over to me and her turning her back...only after waking up the whole estate.
Breakfast the next day was.........(shudder)

piby

When I was 12 I asked my mum if it was ok for me to go to the shops and buy Playboy. Her reaction was 'Well at least I know you like girls, I had my doubts'. FFS I was 12!

I once put a bar of chocolate into the microwave and left the wrapping on which subsequently caught fire. Realising what I'd done I tried to take out while it was fire and then my hand caught fire. I still have the scars today. Actually that's not even that embarrising I'm just really stupid.

Oh and I've lost count the amount of times members of my family have caught me 'appreciating' porn . . .

chopperbyrne

Irishcrx wrote: »

I once was heading to Amsterdam with my girlfriend and got on a plane to London instead..luckily I realised before take off.

Really? So both times your ticket is checked the staff managed to miss that you had a ticket for a flight to Amsterdam and not London?

Smells like BS to me.

princess-sprkle

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Really? So both times your ticket is checked the staff managed to miss that you had a ticket for a flight to Amsterdam and not London?

Smells like BS to me.

have you never seen home alone 2??

AnonoBoy

OMG - remember Barings Bank! I was, like, scarlet when I brought that down.

Me and the lads in Galway United just laugh about it now though.

Them were the days, eh?

Sincerely,

Nick L.

jackbutler

I can't laugh about anything embarrassing, they're too bad!

Tar.Aldarion

Jeebus wrote: »

Once, I tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.

My friends cried with laughter at my stupidity

lmfao!

If it was on paper they are the same, but if not...oh god what am I writing.

M5

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Really? So both times your ticket is checked the staff managed to miss that you had a ticket for a flight to Amsterdam and not London?

Smells like BS to me.

beat me to it, grrrrrrrrr

quirkster

big syke wrote: »

Pi$$ing my pants in primary school!

Shtting my pants in primary school!

we'llallhavetea_old

Can't believe i'm gonna share this but anyway, comedy value and all that. I ended up in bed with this fella i know and things were goin grand, until, we changed position and my vagina turned into a bagpipe. Everytime he thrusted, i emitted this earsplitting fart. Swear te god, nearly died. Thank god it happened with this certain fella because he just fell over laughin with me. Never in my life did i think that such noise could come out of my fanny. I'm now blushing thinkin about it!

Purple Gorilla

The only thing I can think of was a couple of years ago when I was in a Calvin Klein shop and looking in their clearance section. It was just a big basket sort of thing with loads of clothes in it. I vomited in it. One of the sales people found out I think, so I just threw a pair of jeans over it and casually left the store.

Edit:
Remembered another one. When I was like 5 or 6, I heard my brother talking about a lesbian. I didn't know what a lesbian was so I asked my mom was she one. Her reaction wasn't the kindest

DO'Carlo/Wex

Pretty pathetic compared to some of the stuff already posted but.............
6th-Class A-Maths & weren't the taller lads lined-up behind the girls in the class who were sitting in front of blackboard. And sure wasn't I feeling faint all of a sudden? Keeled over brusing my cheek off the edge of a table in front of me......and my pride.
Year after that, went to big school. Group of us in gathered in a big-circle practicing for school musical. Without warning, keeled over again. Nothing stopped me this time! T'was funny enough for people beside me!
As a youngster, tied the bag with the Bottle of Persil Conditioner to side front handlebars of the bike & proceeded to freewheel all the way home. Height of Summer & sure didn't the bag split, the bottle bursted against the spokes & all over the shop it went. I just kept on going. Too morto to stop!

xOxSinéadxOx

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

Can't believe i'm gonna share this but anyway, comedy value and all that. I ended up in bed with this fella i know and things were goin grand, until, we changed position and my vagina turned into a bagpipe. Everytime he thrusted, i emitted this earsplitting fart. Swear te god, nearly died. Thank god it happened with this certain fella because he just fell over laughin with me. Never in my life did i think that such noise could come out of my fanny. I'm now blushing thinkin about it!

I just pissed myself laughing at this for ages!

we'llallhavetea_old

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

I just pissed myself laughing at this for ages!

oh stop! The whole thread is priceless, snorting away reading through the different ones!

xOxSinéadxOx

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

oh stop! The whole thread is priceless, snorting away reading through the different ones!

same. but yours stuck out even more! :pac: