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Navan Cinema's Description of Bruno

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  • #32
    laurashambles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭laurashambles


    Morlar wrote: »
    That guy on the phone rules !

    He should do movie trailers instead of that cheesey american voice-over guy.

    Well, since voice cheesy voice over man is no longer with us, there's a job vacancy there. He should pack in this cinema running lark. He's clearly got a gift.


  • #33
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Brilliant!


  • #34
    Wertz
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    So that's what this is...I caught the audio on the very end of Huw Stepehns show on the radio last night and thought the channels had changed...it went from some welsh indie band to this guy talking about Bruno. It was over before I realised what it was, or why it was on a UK radio station...


  • #35
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Wertz wrote: »
    So that's what this is...I caught the audio on the very end of Huw Stepehns show on the radio last night and thought the channels had changed...it went from some welsh indie band to this guy talking about Bruno. It was over before I realised what it was, or why it was on a UK radio station...

    It got posted onto a Guardian blog review of the movie yesterday so they might have picked it up from there.


  • #36
    keenan110
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 326 ✭✭keenan110


    They played this on the Ray Darcy show, its brilliant!


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  • #37
    WIZE
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    I rang the number today . Its very funny


  • #38
    Dionysus
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    consultech wrote: »
    This is fantastic stuff - The voiceover guy in Navan's Diamond cinema clearly doesn't approve of Sacha Baron Cohen's new film...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP2PNQGFtY


    Careful now!

    I love Naaaaaavan! Navan people are the coolest, most sophisticated, urbane and cosmopolitan - Howaya! - people the good Lord has ever created. Legends, every last one of them. As they used to say in my day, they're feckin' 'mooooooon'. Right, scobey!

    Yours,

    the Horse.


  • #39
    Boyne Writer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Boyne Writer


    The voiceover guy is Paul Egan of the Boyne Writers. He writes satire and reviews. You can email him on paulegan@ireland.com. He is a former broadcaster who was known to have a different take on life. He worked for LM FM, 98FM AND RTE Radio One a few years ago . Nowdays he is a pen pusher. He was on the winning team in the battle of the books at the Trim Swift Festival. He wrote in a humourous way about the selection of a new President for Ireland in 2011.


  • #40
    ecaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭ecaf


    Haha! Deadly!!! Rang it now from work, we all had a laugh at it. Few people have said they want to see Bruno now after hearing it!

    Don't know if I would bother though, couldn't stand Ali G either!


  • #41
    ecaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭ecaf


    @Boyne Writer -> you should learn NOT TO SHOUT! And how to use punctuation properly. (It should be full stop after a word, not space full stop, or space full stop space full stop.)
    For a writer (as your name seems to indicate), I would have thought you would know this? (I'm not but found it annoying!)

    Sorry for the off topic!


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  • #42
    netwhizkid
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    Saw the film, it is very homophobic, how come the PC brigade has not gone mental? It offends everyone pretty much, fairly lame film tbh. Cohen needs a colonic as his gags are stale now.


  • #43
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Cohen needs a colonic

    For God's sake don't give him ideas!


  • #44
    thelordofcheese
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    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Saw the film, it is very homophobic, how come the PC brigade has not gone mental?

    You weren't watching the same film i was then....


  • #45
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    This was just on the radio. Not sure what station though, I was in a shop at the time.

    They were talking to the guy that left the message and Boards & AH got mentioned a few times


  • #46
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    My name is URL wrote: »
    This was just on the radio. Not sure what station though, I was in a shop at the time.

    They were talking to the guy that left the message and Boards & AH got mentioned a few times

    I'd say the cinema's switchboard was jammed today, wonder if the message is still there!


  • #47
    **Timbuk2**
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    The message is still there!


  • #48
    Thunderkill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Thunderkill


    brilliant! the vulgarity just makes bruno hilarious

    bruno > borat


  • #49
    consultech
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    **Timbuk2** wrote: »
    The message is still there!

    If it hasnt been taken down after him talkin about it on the radio today then he's obviously chuffed with it!


  • #50
    enniscorthy
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    GOOD 1:D


  • #51
    Ivona Tinkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    They are talking about this on FM104 now :D
    Peoples disgust on the movie is very amusing


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  • #52
    LadyMayBelle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭LadyMayBelle


    That's hilarious. Can't wait to see it all the more!


  • #53
    The_Minister
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    jayteecork wrote: »
    In fairness who would go to a Sasha Baron Cohen movie and the complain that you were offended after.
    A mother whose children told her all their friends would see it and didn't realise the nature of the beast?

    Like mothers who see their children beating a prostitute to death in GTA and get shocked.


  • #54
    jackbutler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭jackbutler


    I don't agree with this at all, Bruno is hilarious for me, just like Borat.
    Although with a sex scene involving machinery and a 20 second shot of a twirling penis, it's not for the feint of heart.


  • #55
    dreamers75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    Thats Daragh O briens voice.

    has boards.ie been had?


  • #56
    My name is URL
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    jackbutler wrote: »
    a twirling penis

    lol


  • #57
    netwhizkid
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    jackbutler wrote: »
    I don't agree with this at all, Bruno is hilarious for me, just like Borat.
    Although with a sex scene involving machinery and a 20 second shot of a twirling penis, it's not for the feint of heart.
    The exercise bike was bloody freaky! and the trip to Psychic like WTF!


  • #58
    DubMedic
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    This was just on the radio. Not sure what station though, I was in a shop at the time.

    They were talking to the guy that left the message and Boards & AH got mentioned a few times
    Twas on A-Jin Kennedy too tonight.

    I got sick and tired of it after about 3 minutes.

    .


  • #59
    ironictoaster
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    I love it how he rushes on to Ice Age 3 at the end :pac:


  • #60
    citizen_p
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    llol when i seen this their was a 70 year old woman at the back and she watched to whole thing besides the last 10 minutes


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  • #61
    AnonoBoy
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    dreamers75 wrote: »
    Thats Daragh O briens voice.

    has boards.ie been had?

    It's not Daragh O'Brien's voice. It's not even Dara O'Briain's voice.


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