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Navan Cinema's Description of Bruno

  • 16-07-2009 12:40am
    #1
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭


    This is fantastic stuff - The voiceover guy in Navan's Diamond cinema clearly doesn't approve of Sacha Baron Cohen's new film...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP2PNQGFtY


    Careful now!


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  • #2
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    no!


  • #3
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    mink_man wrote: »
    no!

    LMAO


  • #4
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Hahaha "vile", "it will offend every prejudice", don't come complaining to us after saying how bad it was".. Thank you so much, I needed a good laugh.


  • #5
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    As posted in the Films forum earlier.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP2PNQGFtY


  • #6
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Riley Red Cake wrote: »
    Hahaha "vile", "it will offend every prejudice", don't come complaining to us after saying how bad it was".. Thank you so much, I needed a good laugh.

    Or really good advertising ploy??


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  • #7
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    fair play to him


  • #8
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    "Rabble rabble rabble rabble...one or two people have enjoyed it though"

    Brilliant! Like something out of Father Ted.


  • #9
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    That's brilliant.

    We need this guy on TV3 - "After the break it's Xposure, viewers are advised from the start that this programme is utter drivel and may cause you to lose the will to live"


  • #10
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    "Rabble rabble rabble rabble...one or two people have enjoyed it though"

    Brilliant! Like something out of Father Ted.

    I actually thought of Ted and Dougal holding the "Down with this sort of thing/Careful now" signs when I heard it.


  • #11
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    we need more people like him in advertising


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  • #12
    Liber8or
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭Liber8or


    The famous saying: The best thing to come out of Navan is the N3, still remains true.


  • #13
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    consultech wrote: »
    I actually thought of Ted and Dougal holding the "Down with this sort of thing/Careful now" signs when I heard it.

    "Ah sure I'll wander in" :pac:


  • #14
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    If anything I REALLY wanna see Bruno now!


  • #15
    jayteecork
    Site Banned Posts: 5,676 ✭✭✭jayteecork


    I think the guy got so sick of complaints that he had to do that voice recording.

    In fairness who would go to a Sasha Baron Cohen movie and the complain that you were offended after.


  • #16
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Its a pretty bad film in all fairness


  • #17
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    You can't buy press like that!

    Complaints of how nasty and offensive a film is, on AH (the biggest forum on the biggest message-board site in Ireland), that there is guaranteed arses in seats around the country for the next week!


  • #18
    Cianos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    I'll go with ye son


  • #19
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    Cianos wrote: »
    I'll go with ye son

    :D

    Ah I dont think SBC needs the press from a smalltown cinema! He's one of the big dogs!


  • #20
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    that guy not from navan........he's a dub

    "it will offend everyone" .......great marketing ploy


  • #21
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    fryup wrote: »
    that guy not from navan........he's a dub

    "it will offend everyone" .......great marketing ploy

    I don't like him. Moustaches are always the tool of someone with something to hide.


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  • #22
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    consultech wrote: »
    This is fantastic stuff - The voiceover guy in Navan's Diamond cinema clearly doesn't approve of Sacha Baron Cohen's new film...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP2PNQGFtY


    Careful now!

    to be fair it sounds more like he's trying to say

    "look, you'll probably be offended, fuck off and stop whining to us, we did tell you"


  • #23
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    I don't like him. Moustaches are always the tool of someone with something to hide.

    who:confused: yer man from navan or Bruno??


  • #24
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    fryup wrote: »
    who:confused: yer man from navan or Bruno??

    Cinema dude.


  • #25
    An Fear Aniar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭An Fear Aniar


    Brilliant!! Fair play to him. The first film, Borat was quite vile as well.

    .


  • #26
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    "It will offend every predjudice" That doesn't make any ****ing sense!


  • #27
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    DarkJager wrote: »
    "It will offend every predjudice" That doesn't make any ****ing sense!

    He is from Navan


  • #28
    Amberjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭Amberjack


    I love it, it put a smile on my face.


  • #29
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    To save money, just watch the 2 minute trailer for the film 50 times in a row. It's the same "jokes" over and over again.


  • #30
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    That guy on the phone rules !

    He should do movie trailers instead of that cheesey american voice-over guy.


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  • #31
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Grimes wrote: »
    He is from Navan

    Post reported for offending my prejudice. :p


  • #32
    laurashambles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭laurashambles


    Morlar wrote: »
    That guy on the phone rules !

    He should do movie trailers instead of that cheesey american voice-over guy.

    Well, since voice cheesy voice over man is no longer with us, there's a job vacancy there. He should pack in this cinema running lark. He's clearly got a gift.


  • #33
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Brilliant!


  • #34
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    So that's what this is...I caught the audio on the very end of Huw Stepehns show on the radio last night and thought the channels had changed...it went from some welsh indie band to this guy talking about Bruno. It was over before I realised what it was, or why it was on a UK radio station...


  • #35
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Wertz wrote: »
    So that's what this is...I caught the audio on the very end of Huw Stepehns show on the radio last night and thought the channels had changed...it went from some welsh indie band to this guy talking about Bruno. It was over before I realised what it was, or why it was on a UK radio station...

    It got posted onto a Guardian blog review of the movie yesterday so they might have picked it up from there.


  • #36
    keenan110
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 326 ✭✭keenan110


    They played this on the Ray Darcy show, its brilliant!


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  • #37
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    I rang the number today . Its very funny


  • #38
    Dionysus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,420 ✭✭✭Dionysus


    consultech wrote: »
    This is fantastic stuff - The voiceover guy in Navan's Diamond cinema clearly doesn't approve of Sacha Baron Cohen's new film...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP2PNQGFtY


    Careful now!

    I love Naaaaaavan! Navan people are the coolest, most sophisticated, urbane and cosmopolitan - Howaya! - people the good Lord has ever created. Legends, every last one of them. As they used to say in my day, they're feckin' 'mooooooon'. Right, scobey!

    Yours,

    the Horse.


  • #39
    Boyne Writer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Boyne Writer


    The voiceover guy is Paul Egan of the Boyne Writers. He writes satire and reviews. You can email him on paulegan@ireland.com. He is a former broadcaster who was known to have a different take on life. He worked for LM FM, 98FM AND RTE Radio One a few years ago . Nowdays he is a pen pusher. He was on the winning team in the battle of the books at the Trim Swift Festival. He wrote in a humourous way about the selection of a new President for Ireland in 2011.


  • #40
    ecaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭ecaf


    Haha! Deadly!!! Rang it now from work, we all had a laugh at it. Few people have said they want to see Bruno now after hearing it!

    Don't know if I would bother though, couldn't stand Ali G either!


  • #41
    ecaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭ecaf


    @Boyne Writer -> you should learn NOT TO SHOUT! And how to use punctuation properly. (It should be full stop after a word, not space full stop, or space full stop space full stop.)
    For a writer (as your name seems to indicate), I would have thought you would know this? (I'm not but found it annoying!)

    Sorry for the off topic!


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  • #42
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Saw the film, it is very homophobic, how come the PC brigade has not gone mental? It offends everyone pretty much, fairly lame film tbh. Cohen needs a colonic as his gags are stale now.


  • #43
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Cohen needs a colonic

    For God's sake don't give him ideas!


  • #44
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Saw the film, it is very homophobic, how come the PC brigade has not gone mental?

    You weren't watching the same film i was then....


  • #45
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    This was just on the radio. Not sure what station though, I was in a shop at the time.

    They were talking to the guy that left the message and Boards & AH got mentioned a few times


  • #46
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    My name is URL wrote: »
    This was just on the radio. Not sure what station though, I was in a shop at the time.

    They were talking to the guy that left the message and Boards & AH got mentioned a few times

    I'd say the cinema's switchboard was jammed today, wonder if the message is still there!


  • #47
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    The message is still there!


  • #48
    Thunderkill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Thunderkill


    brilliant! the vulgarity just makes bruno hilarious

    bruno > borat


  • #49
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    **Timbuk2** wrote: »
    The message is still there!

    If it hasnt been taken down after him talkin about it on the radio today then he's obviously chuffed with it!


  • #50
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    GOOD 1:D


  • #51
    Ivona Tinkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    They are talking about this on FM104 now :D
    Peoples disgust on the movie is very amusing


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