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    • #1472
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      Im bored, sore, tired, irratable.

      Make me happy. Tell me a funny joke or something.


    • #1473
      FunkZ
      Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 FunkZ
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      cardio,shoot me wrote: »
      who in the hell thinks im 37 then :P im almost as immature as you so that puts me in the region of 11-13

      That was me :P


    • #1474
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      Im back from the gym and im now bored, yet again.

      I'm also hurt that no one cares about me becuase if anybody cared they would share a joke.

      Go **** yerselfs.


    • #1475
      Parsley
      Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 Parsley
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      so there was this duck about to cross the road when a chicken came up to him and said "don't bother, you'll never hear the end of it". happy now?! :P


    • #1476
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      More like it parsley.

      This one is for g'em.

      What's the difference between a a pitbull and a woman with pms?
      lipstick.


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    • #1477
      Hail 2 Da Chimp
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 Hail 2 Da Chimp
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      Ooooohhh, you're in trouble!


    • #1478
      itsallaboutheL
      Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 itsallaboutheL
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      Princess Mental Syndrome


    • #1479
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      itsallaboutheL wrote: »
      Princess Mental Syndrome


      Tommy Tiernan??


    • #1480
      g'em
      Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 g'em
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      ULstudent wrote: »
      This one is for g'em.

      What's the difference between a a pitbull and a woman with pms?
      lipstick.
      About as hard-hitting as your lifting numbers. At least you're consistent.


    • #1481
      itsallaboutheL
      Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 itsallaboutheL
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      ULstudent wrote: »
      Tommy Tiernan??

      yes i am


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    • #1482
      itsallaboutheL
      Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 itsallaboutheL
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      g'em wrote: »
      About as hard-hitting as your lifting numbers. At least you're consistent.

      pwnd.jpg


    • #1483
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      g'em wrote: »
      About as hard-hitting as your lifting numbers. At least you're consistent.


      Ouch! That was a kick in the gouch that was. I'm afraid to come back with anymore insults cos i have a feeling ill just end up on the floor.


      You win.


    • #1484
      itsallaboutheL
      Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 itsallaboutheL
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      ULstudent wrote: »
      Ouch! That was a kick in the gouch that was. I'm afraid to come back with anymore insults cos i have a feeling ill just end up on the floor.


      You win.

      come on you wuss!!!


    • #1485
      g'em
      Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 g'em
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      itsallaboutheL wrote: »
      come on you wuss!!!

      Absolutely, I thought there'd be a little more fight in ya than that!!!


    • #1486
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      Oh christ why did i start!

      oh look at the time ... looks like its gym time again ... oh well


    • #1487
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      Pee

      overstrain.jpg


    • #1488
      itsallaboutheL
      Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 itsallaboutheL
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      LMAO:D




      Are you trying to imply something....


    • #1489
      g'em
      Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 g'em
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      Poop.

      Big%20Poop.jpg

      What's your point? I know you're in UL, a major handicap in itself, but still, make some sense man...


    • #1490
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      Me?? Not at all.

      Rumor has it that it's a common probelm for oly weight lifters and mods. Not that i would know though because im about as strong as a hamster ... and im not female ... or a mod ...

      strongham.jpg


    • #1491
      g'em
      Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 g'em
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      If you take the piss out of yourself whilst taking the piss out of other people does that negate the piss taking completely?


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    • #1492
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      Completley.

      But hey im not bored anymore which is what i wanted so its all good.


    • #1493
      g'em
      Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 g'em
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      Here: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1736/

      Years of archives, hours of grossly un-PC hilarity.


    • #1494
      Hail 2 Da Chimp
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 Hail 2 Da Chimp
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      Ahhh Cyanide and Happiness - it got me through college!


    • #1495
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      You , g'em , are a legend.

      youre_looking_at_a_legend_tshirt-p235774383730407239m8k9_400.jpg


    • #1496
      g'em
      Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 g'em
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      For L


    • #1497
      itsallaboutheL
      Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 itsallaboutheL
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      i only got as far as boobs!! :rolleyes:


    • #1498
      Hail 2 Da Chimp
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 Hail 2 Da Chimp
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      Did someone say boobs?


    • #1499
      metamorphosis
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 metamorphosis
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      Would you like boobs as much if they had no nipples? I would.


      Taken from http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-sexuality/31075-why-boobs-so-good.html

      Freud would probably say: "You suck on your mom's boobs for the first few years of your life, so its something familiar to you. Sucking later on becomes sexual, so its familiar and sexual. And every guy wants to screw their mom and kill their dad anyway, so a socially acceptable substitute is finding mommy-like features in the person you want to screw."


    • #1500
      itsallaboutheL
      Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 itsallaboutheL
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      cocaine.jpg

      True Story


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    • #1501
      Edwardius
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,234 Edwardius
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      g'em wrote: »
      Here: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1736/

      Years of archives, hours of grossly un-PC hilarity.

      Beware, I wasted three days going through all of these...


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