Have you ever masturbated to a picture of your girlfriend/partner?

AdamusAdonis · 15-07-2009 03:46PM

LMAO mirwillbeback.
Anywho, sounds complementary... doesn't have to know either...

Super-Rush · 15-07-2009 04:46PM

No i haven't

K4t · 15-07-2009 05:05PM

I masturbate while looking at pics of girls I know who I wish were my girl friend. It always strikes me as being slightly fcked up.

Captain-America · 15-07-2009 05:07PM

Having a **** to a picture of your girlfriend is all fine and dandy. Until you've done the deed, and you're sitting there, pants around ankles, cock in hand, screaming "What have I done! What have I done?! Everytime I look at her now I'll feel like the sick bastard that I am."

Soon, your relationship will begin to dwindle. You won't be able to look her in the eye anymore, as it'll just remind you over the picture you took advantage of. Took advantage. Which means you really took advantage of your girlfriend. That's practically sexual assault. Eventually, you'll own up to it, telling her what you did, how you did it, when you did it, and worst of all, why. Every little detail will come pouring out because the guilt will have been too much for you. She'll freak, think you're some sort of perverted wanker, up and leave. Then, all you'll have left is that picture you began with. Which won't be the same because there's a stain on it and it's caused you so much pain and suffering. You'll lose your job, lose your house, and have to move in with some old woman you don't really know because she offers cheap rent in exchange for massages. You'll die a penniless pervert with no friends and only that old woman for company. All because you wanked to a picture of your girlfriend.

Or you could just have a quick ****, and skip the whole After Hours topic business. Let's face it, if you hadn't started this topic, you'd be done already and I wouldn't have had to waste ten minutes coming up with this elaborate story.

Snowie · 15-07-2009 05:32PM

so then why do women send you naughty picture text ?

supposed to look at them and go oooooooooo

shenanigans1982 · 15-07-2009 05:37PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

so then why do women send you naughty picture text ?

supposed to look at them and go oooooooooo

It's a subscription service....cancel it before it uses all your credit.

Snowie · 15-07-2009 05:39PM

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

It's a subscription service....cancel it before it uses all your credit.

How do you know ?

mikeystipey · 15-07-2009 05:52PM

Some say the sign of true love is when you jerk off thinking about your bird

banquo · 15-07-2009 05:54PM

Yes.

Raze_them_all · 15-07-2009 05:54PM

mirwillbeback wrote: »

Just be careful you're not caught.

My ex caught me once, right in the act, trousers around ankles, magazine on the seat, lubricant in my hand.

I wouldn't mind, she hardly ever gets the Luas.

you cracked this out a few weeks ago in another forum!!! Get new material!

mirwillbeback · 15-07-2009 06:15PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

you cracked this out a few weeks ago in another forum!!! Get new material!

so it happened twice, my typo.

also love the phrase " you cracked this out " in a thread about w@nking.

Abi · 15-07-2009 06:31PM

Is it not "crack one off"?

Captain America wrote:

Having a **** to a picture of your girlfriend is all fine and dandy. Until you've done the deed, and you're sitting there, pants around ankles, cock in hand, screaming "What have I done! What have I done?! Everytime I look at her now I'll feel like the sick bastard that I am."

Why? unless she is a total prude, I reckon she'd be quite happy with this

Captain-America · 15-07-2009 06:35PM

It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point.

Snowie · 15-07-2009 06:52PM

Abigayle wrote: »

Is it not "crack one off"?

Or Knock one out

Abigayle wrote: »

Why? unless she is a total prude, I reckon she'd be quite happy with this

exactly or hes the prude, either way i had my fun in the past and thats all that matters :pac:

orourkeda · 15-07-2009 07:03PM

At least it proves youre still interested

Abi · 15-07-2009 07:05PM

Captain America wrote:

It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point.

I invented the word. With the "screaming" and the "What have I done x 2", thats a given. I was being lazy, and obviously wasn't very clear. While I used your quote to point something out, you weren't far off the mark for some guys, and women for that matter - some have a mental block about it. Let me get that for ya.

/slams register shut

AckwelFoley · 15-07-2009 07:10PM

Yes, regularly.

What stage of her life these pictures were taken..determins the size of the erection...

Trinity · 15-07-2009 07:21PM

Do ya hear them no i wouldnt :rolleyes:

I bet KYN thread is jam packed on a friday night with boardsies going nuts on themselves

JONJO THE MISER · 15-07-2009 08:05PM

Nothing like a good olde **** at the girlfriend

The Big Red Button · 15-07-2009 08:09PM

I often send my OH photos of myself wearing, well, not a lot, and I'd be insulted if he didn't masturbate to them!!

AckwelFoley · 15-07-2009 08:15PM

chatterpillar wrote: »

I often send my OH photos of myself wearing, well, not a lot, and I'd be insulted if he didn't masturbate to them!!

send me a few... strictly for quality checks of course

as125634do · 15-07-2009 08:41PM

bah

bronte · 15-07-2009 08:49PM

I have

Thought everyone did?

It's sweet really.

jackson2009 · 15-07-2009 08:59PM

in a word............yes

as125634do · 15-07-2009 09:05PM

i use my imagination, i fantisise about my ex. we broke up 6 years ago. she was 16. i cant imagine what she looks like now..is this a problem?!

FlutterinBantam · 15-07-2009 09:18PM

nah

Reckon she's pulled the ripcord by now, fat slapper around 16 stone.

You got lucky.

pebbles21 · 15-07-2009 09:19PM

snyper wrote: »

send me a few... strictly for quality checks of course

Here ye are then:D

twinytwo · 15-07-2009 10:05PM

mirwillbeback wrote: »

The best thing about living in the inner city is that jailbait and MILFs can be the same.

oh how i laughed at that one

The Big Red Button · 15-07-2009 10:07PM

pebbles21 wrote: »

Here ye are then

Excuuuuse me, this is more like it!

dsmythy · 15-07-2009 10:30PM

chatterpillar wrote: »

Excuuuuse me, this is more like it!

How did you get that picture of my girlfriend?

Have you ever masturbated to a picture of your girlfriend/partner?

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