Have you ever masturbated to a picture of your girlfriend/partner?

artvanderlay

My other half has a pic of her in cut-off tiny shorts and vest, taken when she was 18 or 19 and it really puts some lead in my pencil, although I haven't taken it further! Just wondering, have people ever done this or what their feelings on it would be? I think it would be quite complimentary if my missus masturbated to a picture of me! Would women prefer this to a guy looking at porn?

Sean Quagmire

pics or get t...ah forget it

wudangclan

ah,that's so cute...

OldGoat

artvanderlay wrote: »

it really puts some lead in my pencil, although I haven't taken it further!

Shinanigans.

javaboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWAwrMFtSvM

TestTransmission

artvanderlay wrote: »

My other half has a pic of her in cut-off tiny shorts and vest, taken when she was 18 or 19 and it really puts some lead in my pencil, although I haven't taken it further! Just wondering, have people ever done this or what their feelings on it would be? I think it would be quite complimentary if my missus masturbated to a picture of me! Would women prefer this to a guy looking at porn?

Would ya not just shag your missus?

pikachucheeks

artvanderlay wrote: »

My other half has a pic of her in cut-off tiny shorts and vest, taken when she was 18 or 19 and it really puts some lead in my pencil...

As long as she was legal...

shenanigans1982

jackncoke wrote: »

Would ya not just shag your missus?

Because she obviously let herself go

artvanderlay wrote: »

My other half has a pic of her in cut-off tiny shorts and vest, taken when she was 18 or 19

TheDoc

What type of porn do woman watch?

Same As

How about someone elses girfriend?

I joke, I joke!

orourkeda

Can we jerk off to this picture too?

mirwillbeback

orourkeda wrote: »

Can we jerk off to this picture too?

We could arrange a Boards outing ?

Holsten

No, she flicks herself mad over my photos though.

Yes

orourkeda

mirwillbeback wrote: »

We could arrange a Boards outing ?

I'm There

builttospill

artvanderlay wrote: »

My other half has a pic of her in cut-off tiny shorts and vest, taken when she was 18 or 19 and it really puts some lead in my pencil, although I haven't taken it further! Just wondering, have people ever done this or what their feelings on it would be? I think it would be quite complimentary if my missus masturbated to a picture of me! Would women prefer this to a guy looking at porn?

You haven't taken it further???

Gay much?

mirwillbeback

I masturbate over my girlfriend's sister quite often.

Such excitement worrying if she'll wake up.

ejmaztec

artvanderlay wrote: »

My other half has a pic of her in cut-off tiny shorts and vest, taken when she was 18 or 19 and it really puts some lead in my pencil, although I haven't taken it further! Just wondering, have people ever done this or what their feelings on it would be? I think it would be quite complimentary if my missus masturbated to a picture of me! Would women prefer this to a guy looking at porn?

Is that you George?

wudangclan

artvanderlay wrote: »

Would women prefer this to a guy looking at porn?

of course.and if you get bored of those photos you can also cut her face out of pictures and paste them on the faces of girls in porn mags.she should be fine with that also.

No harm in having a fap over your missus.

OP, forget girlfriend's, Mother's are heavily sought after in AH.

orourkeda

A good old milf HJ. Fantastic stuff

My name is URL

I've never done it, it wouldn't feel right

Well it might feel good until you cum but awkard after that

mirwillbeback

The best thing about living in the inner city is that jailbait and MILFs can be the same.

artvanderlay

Ok lot of responses there. I haven't actually done it but I thought it was a funny thing to question peoples opinion on as it was one of those weird thoughts that crept into my head. My wife is only mid-20s now so it's not like I was suggesting that she looked much better back then. She looks as good if not better now, it was just that one particular pic that inspired my thoughts.

Jesus Juice

mirwillbeback wrote: »

We could arrange a Boards outing ?

It'll be called ''Bukkake Beers''

artvanderlay

artvanderlay wrote: »

Ok lot of responses there. I haven't actually done it but I thought it was a funny thing to question peoples opinion on as it was one of those weird thoughts that crept into my head. My wife is only mid-20s now so it's not like I was suggesting that she looked much better back then. She looks as good if not better now, it was just that one particular pic that inspired my thoughts.

Now go have yourself a ****, you will feel better:)

Prof.Badass

You can't **** while looking at pictures of women you know.

It would be weird and creepy.

They're people, unlike porn models who for all intensive purposes are just hot bodies.

(although fantasising about doing things with women you know is ok).

0ubliette

if ive no new spank material i will occasionally fire up the old cheese box and use the imagination to think of **** ive gotten up to with ex's in the past. There are one or two memories that generally blow the hair back

nedd

LittleNipper wrote: »

No harm in having a fap over your missus.

unless she wakes up half way through

mirwillbeback

Just be careful you're not caught.

My ex caught me once, right in the act, trousers around ankles, magazine on the seat, lubricant in my hand.

I wouldn't mind, she hardly ever gets the Luas.

AdamusAdonis

LMAO mirwillbeback.
Anywho, sounds complementary... doesn't have to know either...

Super-Rush

No i haven't

K4t

I masturbate while looking at pics of girls I know who I wish were my girl friend. It always strikes me as being slightly fcked up.

Captain-America

Having a **** to a picture of your girlfriend is all fine and dandy. Until you've done the deed, and you're sitting there, pants around ankles, cock in hand, screaming "What have I done! What have I done?! Everytime I look at her now I'll feel like the sick bastard that I am."

Soon, your relationship will begin to dwindle. You won't be able to look her in the eye anymore, as it'll just remind you over the picture you took advantage of. Took advantage. Which means you really took advantage of your girlfriend. That's practically sexual assault. Eventually, you'll own up to it, telling her what you did, how you did it, when you did it, and worst of all, why. Every little detail will come pouring out because the guilt will have been too much for you. She'll freak, think you're some sort of perverted wanker, up and leave. Then, all you'll have left is that picture you began with. Which won't be the same because there's a stain on it and it's caused you so much pain and suffering. You'll lose your job, lose your house, and have to move in with some old woman you don't really know because she offers cheap rent in exchange for massages. You'll die a penniless pervert with no friends and only that old woman for company. All because you wanked to a picture of your girlfriend.

Or you could just have a quick ****, and skip the whole After Hours topic business. Let's face it, if you hadn't started this topic, you'd be done already and I wouldn't have had to waste ten minutes coming up with this elaborate story.

Snowie

so then why do women send you naughty picture text ?

supposed to look at them and go oooooooooo

shenanigans1982

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

so then why do women send you naughty picture text ?

supposed to look at them and go oooooooooo

It's a subscription service....cancel it before it uses all your credit.

Snowie

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

It's a subscription service....cancel it before it uses all your credit.

How do you know ?

mikeystipey

Some say the sign of true love is when you jerk off thinking about your bird

banquo

Yes.

Raze_them_all

mirwillbeback wrote: »

Just be careful you're not caught.

My ex caught me once, right in the act, trousers around ankles, magazine on the seat, lubricant in my hand.

I wouldn't mind, she hardly ever gets the Luas.

you cracked this out a few weeks ago in another forum!!! Get new material!

mirwillbeback

Raze_them_all wrote: »

you cracked this out a few weeks ago in another forum!!! Get new material!

so it happened twice, my typo.

also love the phrase " you cracked this out " in a thread about w@nking.

Abi

Is it not "crack one off"?

Captain America wrote:

Having a **** to a picture of your girlfriend is all fine and dandy. Until you've done the deed, and you're sitting there, pants around ankles, cock in hand, screaming "What have I done! What have I done?! Everytime I look at her now I'll feel like the sick bastard that I am."

Why? unless she is a total prude, I reckon she'd be quite happy with this

Captain-America

It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point.

Snowie

Abigayle wrote: »

Is it not "crack one off"?

Or Knock one out

Abigayle wrote: »

Why? unless she is a total prude, I reckon she'd be quite happy with this

exactly or hes the prude, either way i had my fun in the past and thats all that matters :pac:

orourkeda

At least it proves youre still interested

Abi

Captain America wrote:

It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point.

I invented the word. With the "screaming" and the "What have I done x 2", thats a given. I was being lazy, and obviously wasn't very clear. While I used your quote to point something out, you weren't far off the mark for some guys, and women for that matter - some have a mental block about it. Let me get that for ya.




/slams register shut

AckwelFoley

Yes, regularly.


What stage of her life these pictures were taken..determins the size of the erection...

Trinity

Do ya hear them no i wouldnt :rolleyes:

I bet KYN thread is jam packed on a friday night with boardsies going nuts on themselves

JONJO THE MISER

Nothing like a good olde **** at the girlfriend

The Big Red Button

I often send my OH photos of myself wearing, well, not a lot, and I'd be insulted if he didn't masturbate to them!!