Renaming the country

Ireland....

I wonder sometimes where that name actually came from, and if it's really appropriate for our rain-lashed rock?

I mean, I think the Roman name for our this spot of green and grey was the best. Hibernia, the 'wintry place'. I mean, it's pissing rain outside in mid-summer. It's pissing rain outside in winter, the only difference is, the rain is warmer or colder.

Any other worthwhile names for this toilet of a country?