Crazy Work Encounters!

Dan Chipowski · 15-07-2009 03:21PM

Nothing much apart from the blonde sort who likes to get dressed at her apartment window across from my office window

AdamusAdonis · 15-07-2009 03:38PM

this one time i taught some woman how to use a file bar.

I'll go now.

LouOB · 15-07-2009 04:07PM

When working in part-time job years ago at fast-food place, a co-worker decided to show me his gun. He then went on to tell me he would go out shopping for womens clothes with 'friends' for a 'laugh'.
He was let go soon after

Afew months ago I came into work and found the the world in the financial toilet
crazy sh*t

Morzadec · 15-07-2009 04:12PM

A kid once took a poo in the bookstore where I work

mathie · 15-07-2009 04:18PM

Morzadec wrote: »

A kid once took a poo in the bookstore where I work

Did someone rob the 'k' and flip the 'b' downwards?

twanda · 15-07-2009 05:00PM

We had a bomb scare in work once aswell. Someone called reception and said there was a bomb in the building. The poor receptionist **** herself. We were told to leave the building and the immediate vicinity for a few hours. Queue stampede to the nearest pub:D
Was a hoax in the end - probably a disgruntled employee...or someone in the office who wanted to go for a few pints..

blue-army · 15-07-2009 05:17PM

mathie wrote: »

Did someone rob the 'k' and flip the 'b' downwards?

I'd doubt it. :rolleyes:

engrish? · 15-07-2009 05:19PM

mathie wrote: »

Did someone rob the 'k' and flip the 'b' downwards?

That made me want to go home. Screw this day, I'm tired.

engrish? · 15-07-2009 05:22PM

Einstein wrote: »

i work in a shop...this old woman constantly keeps coming in and coming up to the counter and seems surprised that she's not in the chemist. "Ohh...Did the chemist move luv..?"
Happens at least 3 times a month..the chemist is next door.

Old people rock.

Thats hilarious

krudler · 15-07-2009 06:00PM

I had a guy who wanted me to ring a "friend" for him (I was a mobile phone call centre worker) and ask if he'd fancy meeting up for some "gay fun" (his words not mine) later on, then couldnt seem to understand why I wouldnt make a booty call for him, he was dead serious as well, once he asked someone to send a text out to everyone on his phone contacts wishing them a "very gay christmas" I think this guy had only gay in the village syndrome, he even opened a call once with the phrase "My names Phillip and I'm homosexual"

the general public, fuelling crazy work stories forever

Tyler MacDurden · 15-07-2009 06:04PM

I popped into a car accessories shop to chat to a mate who worked there. Some minutes later, an elderly gentleman with an agricultural air about him* walks in. He shuffles around the shop looking confused for a bit, we put it down to being awestruck by the whole electricity fad.**

My buddy asks him if he needs help. "I want to get one of them fillums***", he says. I pull up a comfy seat. This promises to be entertaining.

He is told that the video store is next door, my friend points helpfully in its general direction, just to be sure.

The venerable gent**** grunts in a satisfied fashion, we take this as an indication of gratitude and understanding.

He then endeavours to walk through the wall.

In fairness, there was a barely discernable gap among the various wheel braces and fuzzy dice. But not even David Copperfield would launch himself at a solid wall with such vigour.

Newton's Third Law takes care of the rest, and he rebounds with a look of puzzlement on his craggy***** features. I have silently snotted myself in amusement. My mate's face looks set to spontaneously combust.

"Bastards must be closed", says the farmer, wobbling unsteadily into the sunset.

*Covered in the excrement of indeterminate livestock.
** It'll never catch on.
*** For our younger boardsies or foreign guests, this is Gaelic for DVD.
**** Crazed geriatric.
***** Grime-encrusted.

jigglywoo · 15-07-2009 07:28PM

Morzadec wrote: »

A kid once took a poo in the bookstore where I work

Was this poo available for purchase or did he steal it from a shelf?

AckwelFoley · 15-07-2009 07:46PM

Worked in a hardware store for 10 years...

the toilets in the bathroom showroom were always getting shat in by traveller kids...

I gota lunchtime bj from an office temp twice.. same temp..

I preferred the latter experience

generalmiaow · 15-07-2009 08:32PM

snyper wrote: »

Worked in a hardware store for 10 years...

the toilets in the bathroom showroom were always getting shat in by traveller kids...

I always wondered if people did that.

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

And why the hell would you want to look at a video of two 'oul lads **** each other over melons (the fruit, not female appendages)?

Well, morbid curiosity, and also so I would recognise them if they came into our part of the shop, the off licence, which is separate. I know it's harder to effectively **** on beer cans and wine bottles, but it would still be worth knowing who they were.

The shop is near a mental institution and a horrible nightclub so we always had to bar people for fighting, smoking, stealing and so on. One of whom was a one legged lunatic man who despite living directly across the road from the car park used to perform all of nature's functions without fail in the car park's big plant pots until he was permanently exiled.

Now that I think of it, there was also the family that would always try to steal a case of Beamish (24 x 500cl) every Thursday at 11:30. Since real people don't buy cans of Beamish, it was generally the same case and my 6'3 polish co-worker would always be waiting for them on the way out.

FlutterinBantam · 15-07-2009 09:23PM

CallMeMiss wrote: »

I used to work in a large retail store. Once we had a bomb scare, had to evacuate the shop and then we, the managers were made look for the bomb along with the bomb squad. That was great fun!

Also had some guy do a sh1t in the dressing room another day. Lovely

Dirty fcuker, that's terrible behaviour.

Armin_Tamzarian · 15-07-2009 09:43PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Dirty fcuker, that's terrible behaviour.

You think that's bad?
I once knew a bloke who got drunk at a BBQ and drank his own piss. :eek:

InkSlinger67 · 15-07-2009 09:55PM

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

You think that's bad?
I once knew a bloke who got drunk at a BBQ and drank his own piss. :eek:

Way to keep a secret Armin! :mad:

You still owe me that bottle of Coke ya cnut! :pac:

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