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  • #332
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    :rolleyes:Poor Wolf.:( I'm almost sorry.
    You may not want to nuke that toilet just yet.
    there may be a nasty opposite side effect yet to happen...
    Oh dear.
    *Bends over, aims for Deki*
    Here we go!
    Flaming diarrhea attack!


  • #333
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Even you oh mighty Wolf can not spray as high as Spot and I are flying and that eechy-pooh is gonna drip back down to earth, run Wolf -run now.


  • #334
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I was going for a parabolic arc so I'm outside the splash zone. Also you're distracted.
    *Launcehes antidraconian warhead with vulpine trackers inbuilt*


  • #335
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot just Blew your little warhead up. Sort of like starwars defense, Lots of pretty colors, rather lovely in the dark sky. Swoops down to fire crossbow at Wolf at fair close range, misjudges shot. Oh great there goes the surprise element. Reloads crossbow for another run...


  • #336
    cyberwolf77
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    *Launches countermeasures to disorient Spot. Prepares for close combat*
    George, wake up! I got a little job for you here.


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  • #337
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You tricky old Wolf. You always go for Spot. Spot is old. He's a Grand dragon some think he was a part in the original creation. Me you can kill- but you can't kill Spot.


  • #338
    cyberwolf77
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    Wasn't trying to kill Spot. Just distract him long enough to get to you.


  • #339
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Okay Wolf. here we go... Raises personal force field...


  • #340
    cyberwolf77
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    Creates sinkhole underneath Deki's feet. Watches her drop out of sight. Fills in hole.


  • #341
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki burrows her way out of sink hole, comes up behind Wolf and fires crossbow into Wolf's rump. Gee I guess he can leap 15 feet straight up.


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  • #342
    cyberwolf77
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    Reverse somersault through the air, empties revolver into Deki.


  • #343
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Force field deflects bullets, meanwhile Spot has taken position behind Wolf and blasts him with super hot breath. Melting his cyborgial parts and frying the rest.


  • #344
    cyberwolf77
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    *Retreats to Umbra. Throws card back before portal closes up*
    Gone to find Spot a girlfriend. Back after a visit to some Dragon Bars


  • #345
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Well Wolf, don't know how you'll make out in those dragon bars but Spot's really picky and very loyal. Try not to offend any of the locals:D Some of them play pretty rough.

    (gotta go myself Wolf - Happy trails)


  • #346
    cyberwolf77
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    Until we meet again on the field of battle.


  • #347
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    slingshot at the ready, lets see who to pepper!!!!


  • #348
    cyberwolf77
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    *Sneaks up on JG with a bag of salt.*
    Time for a tenderizing.
    Wham! Wham!Wham!


  • #349
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    always knew you thought i was a juicy bit of stuff:p

    calls in the motley of creepy creatures that have been followin me.
    play with wolfy........till me thinks what to do with him!!!!!


  • #350
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    you let wolfie play with himself............till he explodes in a cloud of slimy green ectoplasm

    morni holly


  • #351
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    always knew you thought i was a juicy bit of stuff:p

    calls in the motley of creepy creatures that have been followin me.
    play with wolfy........till me thinks what to do with him!!!!!
    Kung-fu death match it is you ugly buggers. How many of you call coplrow Papa?


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  • #352
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Morning Wolf. Had your breakfast yet? Anything in J.G.s creratures interesting, or just the usual motley crew???


  • #353
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Morning Wolf. Had your breakfast yet? Anything in J.G.s creratures interesting, or just the usual motley crew???
    Yeah JG was nice enough to cater breakfast for me actually. These critters seem to get smaller every time I slaughter them.


  • #354
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Strange. Well it's still a bit early for me.but I have my thermo nuclear catapult handy ,so here goes. Loads radio active Captain Crunch into cylinder drops down loading shoot and fires off in Wolfs direction. Rubs sleep from eyes. I know that's not much Wolf, but I haven't been up long.(also if Made any spelling errors- I don't care.)


  • #355
    cyberwolf77
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    That stuff cuts the roof of your mouth and it's radioactive! No thanks.
    *Dodges inbound killer cereal, goes with a nice fruit pie instead.*


  • #356
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fruit pie? I lost a fruit pie , left it on the window sill to cool...Hmm...
    I can't seem to get fully awake this morning Wolf. Of course it's radiio active Wolf, it's meant to be just get out your dust buster and clean up.


  • #357
    cyberwolf77
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    Hostess fruit pie, my breakfast of champions. I'll just let the rats have the radioactive cereal. What's the worst that could happen.


  • #358
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    oh just a few giant hairless radioactive rats chewing on your electrical wires, running about while you try to sleep and leaving giant rat droppings all over the place, but if that appeals to you -fine. Loads catapult with canister of nails, razor blades,tacks and shards of glass. Fire away, look up Wolf It's a bird it's a plane it's...


  • #359
    cyberwolf77
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    Destroying my neighbor's house. As for the rats I can always just shoot them with a tranq gun and drop them off near you.


  • #360
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    This is redneck land wolf the locals will soon take delight in hunting down giant rats. When they run out they'll start raising them on their own. Be a boon to the economy. And before anyone thinks I'm being derogatory towards rednecks let me explain that they were the ones who proudly told me they were rednecks.


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  • #361
    cyberwolf77
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    Rednecks is good people. Expect your first shipment of giant, hairless, talking ninja rats in 6 to 8 weeks. I'll also throw in a family of talking squid for free.


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