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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,890 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    likes carrion


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    The Captain steers his ship into sex shops daily to pull himself off in their video booths whilst wearing underwear on his head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif models himself on Barbies Ken


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow banned cos he does'nt have a penis like Ken!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif banned for trying to organise feminists to change a light bulb


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,890 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    knows they are actually lamps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Is the founder of the- bitter sweet, bisexual club!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    jgs is currently on holidays in guam posting via wifi from their lesbo hotel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nifs dead jealous cos I'm drinking me coffee out of a Barbie cup, didn;t look when i got it out of the cupboard rotflmao


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭TriceMarie


    Is wearing actionman boxers,forgot to look while taking them out of wardrobe too lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Is looking cute wearing only my wellies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    knows the true meaning of emo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    doen't know how to spell ostrich


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    can't spell doesn't


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    can't sing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭TheBandit


    Matt Holck was eating an extra spicey pizza in pizza hut there the other day. Sure didn't it go right through him and hadn't he no place to evacuate himself. He jumped over the wall to Saint Mary's Primary school and had a dump right the in the playground.....dirrrrty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    the bandit has had a moustache transplant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭TheBandit


    niceirishfella outs flies in his porridge when he runs out of raisins


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    the bandit shaves his scrotem.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭TheBandit


    I thought these where meant to be baseless lies :o Niceirishfella is in fact Jeremy Clarkson's scrotum


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    The Bandit lives in a very big house in the country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif is the lead dancer for the Clondalkin Nude Mens ballet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif is the lead dancer for the Clondalkin Nude Mens ballet troupe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭Ddad


    Colrow insisted on being called Queenie until his fifth birthday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Ddad drives around with the song "daddy cool" on repeat in his fiat panda.
    and colrow see's double as well as having MASSIVE CHUNKY FAT FINGERS that makes him post things twice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif thought a pork sausage surprise was vegetarian


    The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8

    year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a

    lollipop and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.


    He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

    'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted.
    'An Ambulance just drove by.'
    'Looks like the Anderson 's have company', he called out.

    'Matt's riding a new bike....'
    'Looks like the Sanders are moving'

    'Jason is on his skate board....'

    After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

    Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,

    'How do you know they are having sex?'

    ' Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a lollipop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow likes a good porking, from behind they say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭Ddad


    niceirishfells favourite coat is made from greyhound puppies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Ddad is sooooooooooooooooooo old he remembers Dday and fighting for the free world we live in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    niceirishfella is in fact a nice fella.


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