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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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    #272
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    I'm glad thats a baseless lie.
    Bug likes insects, dead ones and gets a semi talking to his wide and varied collection of dead insects which he keeps in his underpants drawer.


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    #273
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif came round and spring cleaned my house while I was away, and left me a nice roast cooking in the oven, and theres a lovely apple pie and ice cream for afters


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    #274
    Ddad
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭Ddad


    colrow paid NIF to clean his house naked and tape it.


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    #275
    Ddad
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭Ddad


    I'd watch that icecream and come to think of it that nice warm pie.


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    #276
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Ddad wrote: »
    I'd watch that icecream and come to think of it that nice warm pie.

    lol....too true Daddyo!

    Ddad texts from his phone using his nose as he says he's got a good nose for technology.


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    #277
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,851 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Is a member of necromanics anonymous


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    #278
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    was the original author of Jane Eyre


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    #279
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow thinks he's worth a fortune with only €1k in the bank


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    #280
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif's gf is the student featured below


    A professor at Glasgow University was giving a lecture on
    'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

    Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided
    to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front
    row and said,

    'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're
    having an orgasm?'

    She replied,

    "He's at Ibrox watching Rangers"!

    It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom..........


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    #281
    RedNiamhy
    Registered Users Posts: 110 ✭✭RedNiamhy


    Colrow is the "ass hole" in question


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    #282
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    red nappy gargles with used chip oil


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    #283
    RedNiamhy
    Registered Users Posts: 110 ✭✭RedNiamhy


    Col round loves watching Fair City in nothing but speedos and goggles


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    #284
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    lefty commy dresses up as hitler before dinner


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    #285
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Colrow is 22,tall,dark and very hansome!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #286
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    thats no lie folks.......Holly is a paragon of virtue aand could not possibly tell a porker


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    #287
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Colrow wouldent twist my words,would you Col.


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    #288
    Sir Humphrey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭Sir Humphrey


    niceirishfella wrote: »
    You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow.....

    Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;)


    Post a baseless lie? Well, that sure scuppers my plans to post a lie backed by strong evidence. :rolleyes:


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    #289
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Scuppers..... oh I remember he was the bloke that showed nif the Golden Rivet


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    #290
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    lost his winning lotto ticket......


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    #291
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    wears high heel shoes to bed.



    Kinkaay!!:p


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    #292
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    is still to this day an altar boy!


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    #293
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Her mission in life is to defrock choirboys like young staker


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    #294
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Colrow only know 2 fucntion of a key boards 1) how to type and 2) how to copy and paste sh1te he finds elsewhere on dumbass websites he frequents 24/7 as he's addicted to the net. He never leaves the house only to go down the ATM on his oul bike and check his balance of 1k and glow staring at his balance of 1k.


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    #295
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif's obviously gifted with second sight.... all praise the nifter... and send him loads of wedge


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    #296
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrows never far from the truth, and a big pork pie, he love em' and bakes them daily in his cottage.


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    #297
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif enjoys putting his pork into all kinds of pie...cept for pussy pie


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    #298
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    your daughter does'nt mind.


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    #299
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nifs had a bit of a problem with his face transplant.....they replaced his head with a baboons arse


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    #300
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow is a master with words.


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    #301
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    laid all the bricks in the wall on the road from Perth to Sydney


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