Last Words

beardedchicken · 16-10-2002 01:07AM #1

simple, really- what would you like to be your last words, and don't just quote someone else's last words, some originality would be nice here!

DeadBankClerk · 16-10-2002 01:38AM

"I will never leave Lexcorp™, and you guys can't do a thing to stop me."

Yurmasyurda · 16-10-2002 02:00AM

Come closer, yes you...... *burp*

Asok · 16-10-2002 10:20AM

"I own all your bases"

someone had to say it

BuffyBot · 16-10-2002 11:11AM

"Witty comments, why have you forsaken me?"

frea · 16-10-2002 11:32AM

Who turned out the lights... Arrghhhh... *GASP*

Sposs · 16-10-2002 11:48AM

"mmmmm beer........"

Bard · 16-10-2002 12:01PM

... I buried ten million dollars ... c'mere to me till I tell you where ...

*croak*

BuffyBot · 16-10-2002 01:35PM

Originally posted by Bard
... I buried ten million dollars ... c'mere to me till I tell you where ...

*croak*

Classic....love it!

Spiffing · 16-10-2002 01:45PM

"You're not a necrophiliac by any chance?"

I'm sorry.

Okie · 17-10-2002 05:56PM

Bear with me on some of these, I'm not sure where I remember them from:

"I told you I was sick!"

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distan......"

"F*ck off!! I told you... I'M FINE!"

"Why don't YOU Shut Up?"

"I've never felt better!"

"What? Already? Ahhh Sh*te! Tell them I said something funny!"

Panda · 17-10-2002 06:16PM

theres a couple of funny ones in Monkey Island
ie: "Here lies Skugg, snug as a bug in a rug"

trunks · 17-10-2002 06:41PM

don't worry what would be the worst that could happen

or

that does this button do

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 17-10-2002 06:48PM

"come on...one last post!"

Bard · 17-10-2002 06:51PM

Originally posted by Okie
"I told you I was sick!"

"I told you I was ill!" - Spike Milligan's epitaph.

Caesar_Bojangle · 17-10-2002 08:19PM

By the way i re-mortgaged the house and pissed away all the money, dear, auf wiedersehen

OR

I see dead people

swiss · 17-10-2002 08:43PM

Here I lie dying, an atheist

All dressed up...

and no-where to go.

jd · 17-10-2002 08:47PM

Ladies, I can't handle more than fo..

byte · 17-10-2002 11:12PM

I see a tunnel with a bright light at the end of it. Aaarrrghh! It's a fvcking shuttle train coming at me!!

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (Flatliner noise)

Alternatively sing some happy REM music like "it's the end of the world as we know it, it's theee end......":rolleyes: