Last Words

beardedchicken · 16-10-2002 12:07am #1

simple, really- what would you like to be your last words, and don't just quote someone else's last words, some originality would be nice here!

DeadBankClerk · 16-10-2002 12:38am

"I will never leave Lexcorp™, and you guys can't do a thing to stop me."

Yurmasyurda · 16-10-2002 1:00am

Come closer, yes you...... *burp*

Asok · 16-10-2002 9:20am

"I own all your bases"

someone had to say it

BuffyBot · 16-10-2002 10:11am

"Witty comments, why have you forsaken me?"

frea · 16-10-2002 10:32am

Who turned out the lights... Arrghhhh... *GASP*

Sposs · 16-10-2002 10:48am

"mmmmm beer........"

Bard · 16-10-2002 11:01am

... I buried ten million dollars ... c'mere to me till I tell you where ...

*croak*

BuffyBot · 16-10-2002 12:35pm

Originally posted by Bard
... I buried ten million dollars ... c'mere to me till I tell you where ...

*croak*

Classic....love it!

Spiffing · 16-10-2002 12:45pm

"You're not a necrophiliac by any chance?"

I'm sorry.

Okie · 17-10-2002 4:56pm

Bear with me on some of these, I'm not sure where I remember them from:

"I told you I was sick!"

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distan......"

"F*ck off!! I told you... I'M FINE!"

"Why don't YOU Shut Up?"

"I've never felt better!"

"What? Already? Ahhh Sh*te! Tell them I said something funny!"

Panda · 17-10-2002 5:16pm

theres a couple of funny ones in Monkey Island
ie: "Here lies Skugg, snug as a bug in a rug"

trunks · 17-10-2002 5:41pm

don't worry what would be the worst that could happen

or

that does this button do

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 17-10-2002 5:48pm

"come on...one last post!"

Bard · 17-10-2002 5:51pm

Originally posted by Okie
"I told you I was sick!"

"I told you I was ill!" - Spike Milligan's epitaph.

Caesar_Bojangle · 17-10-2002 7:19pm

By the way i re-mortgaged the house and pissed away all the money, dear, auf wiedersehen

OR

I see dead people

swiss · 17-10-2002 7:43pm

Here I lie dying, an atheist

All dressed up...

and no-where to go.

jd · 17-10-2002 7:47pm

Ladies, I can't handle more than fo..

byte · 17-10-2002 10:12pm

I see a tunnel with a bright light at the end of it. Aaarrrghh! It's a fvcking shuttle train coming at me!!

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (Flatliner noise)

Alternatively sing some happy REM music like "it's the end of the world as we know it, it's theee end......":rolleyes:

Robbo · 17-10-2002 11:33pm

I think Marx can kill off this thread...

"Get out! Last words are for people who haven't said enough!"

yellum · 18-10-2002 7:06am

Probably " Is this it ? "

As for the gravestone:

"Died tragically while saving his family from a destroyed sinking Battleship."

Makaveli · 18-10-2002 9:02am

Bite my shiny metal ass.

TacT · 18-10-2002 11:58am

"FFS leave me alone! I can't even die in peace these days!"

the Guru · 18-10-2002 12:10pm

At my Funeral

"Thank you very much you have been a beautiful audience"

and please come again

elexes · 18-10-2002 12:11pm

one of these 2
while a bond type person is walking away

i am invincable

or

your childern are mine

Cake Fiend · 18-10-2002 7:49pm

"Well Britney, that was the best shag I've ever had - but I think 400 in a weekend might have overdone it..."

PiE · 20-10-2002 8:27pm

"Zepellin Ruuuuuuule...."

conZ · 20-10-2002 8:38pm

hah, bet they'll laugh at this

KdjaCL · 21-10-2002 12:15am

"oww"

Kdja

Asuka · 21-10-2002 1:39pm

'If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possib... oh, shit.'

A

RopeDrink · 21-10-2002 2:11pm

"Brain... Seeping... ...Must... ...REVENGE!..."

azezil · 21-10-2002 2:51pm

'what does this button do?'

Venom · 21-10-2002 9:05pm

"No, the other plug.........................."

Bard · 21-10-2002 9:14pm

funny Ropeh, ... although I thought your last words would be more along the "Smoooooth! Juiceyyyyy!" lines...

TomTom · 22-10-2002 8:16am

There's just one important thing I have to tell ye all........

F OFF and let me die in piece.

OLDYELLAR · 22-10-2002 3:10pm

nie nite bunnies!

smoke.me.a.kipper · 23-10-2002 10:13pm

"bollox. i wish there was someone around to hear this."
*hits floor*

Tazz T · 25-10-2002 1:34pm

don't shoot!

GoneShootin · 25-10-2002 1:38pm

i would have traded it all for a little more

[mr burns, adaptation]

BioHazRd · 25-10-2002 2:50pm

Can't really take the credit for this one..........

printed really small on headstone

You're standing on my balls...

Bio

Shiminay · 25-10-2002 3:13pm

This is gonna rule!

Tazz T · 25-10-2002 3:32pm

Who turned the lights out?

s10 · 26-10-2002 1:38pm

hey remember aliens man , that was a great film ,
my tummy feels like that now , jes its hurting bad
agghh aggggggghhhhhhhhhAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
HGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

RainyDay · 26-10-2002 1:56pm

Doh!

Pigman · 26-10-2002 2:46pm

'Death Wish 9: I wish I was dead. uughh'

Samba · 26-10-2002 6:12pm

theres not one bright shiny white light in sight, this is not to my delight!

It even rhymes

Kali · 26-10-2002 6:19pm

"I'll do it tomorrow"

The Sweeper · 27-10-2002 2:01pm

"No, really, they're not dangerous, I saw Steve Irwin do this on telly TONNES of times, look, here, I'll just go over here and..."

or possibly

"Next time round I'd like to be richer please".

pauldeehan · 27-10-2002 6:10pm

It can't end like this... tell them I said something!

Manach · 27-10-2002 6:36pm

To paraphrse Louis,
"Apres moi, le deluge"

WhiteWashMan · 28-10-2002 3:25pm

Famous Last Words:
"I Think I Can Make It!"

"There Ain't No Gas Line Here"

"It'll Support My Weight"

"I've Done This a Million Times"

"Do you smell gas?"

"I Know It's Lightning Outside"

"The Train Never Comes Down These Tracks"
"Sure, The Water Is Deep Enough To Dive"

"The Power's Off"

"This Fuse Is Plenty Long"

"I told you I was sick!"

"I knew this was going to happen to me!

"I'm Just Gonna Take Me a Wizz Over Here By the Electric Fence"

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