What is the oddest thing any one has ever said to you while flirting?

Astrogeek · 07-07-2009 06:53PM #1

As above, very recently a guy who at least seemed to be flirting with me, suddenly said he didn't like sex, and none of his past girlfriends had liked to have sex with him. There was quite an awkward silence after that one.

mink_man · 07-07-2009 06:54PM

i have mangina :pac:

cherryghost · 07-07-2009 06:56PM

Reply: Yes

Very odd reply by my standards.

Schism · 07-07-2009 07:01PM

Put your trousers back on.

Senna · 07-07-2009 07:03PM

"no i didn't just put something in your drink, i was...um...getting rid of a fly"

Latchy · 07-07-2009 07:05PM

Astrogeek wrote: »

As above, very recently a guy who at least seemed to be flirting with me, suddenly said he didn't like sex, and none of his

past girlfriends

had liked to have sex with him. .

No need to ask why I guess

'' do I have to walk past you a third time before you say hello ? ''

mike65 · 07-07-2009 07:07PM

Is that a pistol in your pocket?

It is a pistol in your pocket! :eek:

we'llallhavetea_old · 07-07-2009 07:09PM

I recently remembered when i was about seventeen, i met this lad out in a nightclub, he would have been about nineteen and at the end of the night he wanted to come home with me but i was saying no. He pretended to cry and then told me he loved me... I had known him for about two hours. I laughed.

pikachucheeks · 07-07-2009 07:11PM

"I've never been more jealous of a person, yet turned on at the same time"

... Random woman in a club said that to me. Was quite awkward!

Super-Rush · 07-07-2009 07:13PM

'I suppose a rides out of the question'

markok84 · 07-07-2009 07:34PM

are yaz comin' back to da hos-tal?

johnny_knoxvile · 07-07-2009 07:41PM

markok84 wrote: »

are yaz comin' back to da hos-tal?

Wasn't that in the TG4 remake of the movie "Hostel"?

Pygmalion · 07-07-2009 07:45PM

"I've been abducted by aliens twice now. But I like a good probe"...

I think (hope?) it was a joke

ottostreet · 07-07-2009 07:47PM

Will you ride me at home?

she meant she wanted a lift!

ChocolateSauce · 07-07-2009 07:50PM

Once I entered a party with the loud and jesting exclamation "Did someone say innuendo??", upon which time a woman who I later got to know a little better looked me up and down and said with a wink "Or maybe in my endo later on if you're lucky."

stovelid · 07-07-2009 08:01PM

Astrogeek wrote: »

What is the oddest thing any one has ever said to you while flirting?

"No"

Latchy · 07-07-2009 08:07PM

I was just cleaning out some very old PM's now and remembered , about 3 years ago , this girl I was friends with said to me '' I dont like deleating your emails or pm's ,their like little nuggets of gold to me ''

Yeah fine , but what happens when your pm box is 100% full ?

Are you going to copy ,paste and save , then re- read them all on cold winter nights ? lol

ScumLord · 07-07-2009 08:09PM

Ya but we're distant cousins.

Shacklebolt · 07-07-2009 08:10PM

Random girl at a teenage disco: "Oh my god you were with my friend at a disco in Castlerea a year ago!"

Turns out I had been as she remembered the precise circumstances and later in the night showed up again with the friend in tow.

Blazer · 07-07-2009 08:14PM

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Random girl at a teenage disco: "Oh my god you were with my friend at a disco in Castlerea a year ago!"

Turns out I had been as she remembered the precise circumstances and later in the night showed up again with the friend in tow.

Oh christ..i dread when that happends...there's usually a good reason why you didn't meet her again...
1. Met her in disco
2. Castlerea...
should have ran like the clappers dude.

Shane_C · 07-07-2009 08:17PM

"What do you mean you wouldn't sleep with me if I was the last person on earth.....
If I was the last person on earth you wouldn't have a choice in the matter."

ejmaztec · 07-07-2009 08:17PM

"Guess what my surname is?"
"I give up, you tell me."
"Hooker!"

She even showed me her driving licence to prove it.

Jackpot!:pac:

Shacklebolt · 07-07-2009 08:18PM

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

Oh christ..i dread when that happends...there's usually a good reason why you didn't meet her again...
1. Met her in disco
2. Castlerea...
should have ran like the clappers dude.

After I had been with this girl the weird friend grabbed my phone and saved the girls number onto it. After my second encounter with them I deleted it as I didn't want to be reminded of those freaks.

Fizman · 07-07-2009 08:23PM

Shacklebolt wrote: »

After I had been with this girl the weird friend grabbed my phone and saved the girls number onto it. After my second encounter with them I deleted it as I didn't want to be reminded of those freaks.

Your sig is awesome btw! :cool:
Makes so much sense now.

Nolanger · 07-07-2009 08:26PM

You don't have a disability!

illiop · 07-07-2009 08:31PM

"You go to the toilet an awful lot"

dr.bollocko · 07-07-2009 08:31PM

"Is that cushion on your lap comfortable or are you just trying to hide a hard-on you dumbass?"

True story.

Poor Uncle Tom · 07-07-2009 08:37PM

I was sitting beside a couple in a bar who were flirting mad for over an hour when they vanished,

While going to the bog I was walking passed an old telephone box with big bat wing doors when I heard her say, "does that come in adult size?" next thing I see her being thrown out of the phone box and sliding along the wet floor, she had almost nothing on.

Yeah, I think that was the oddest, but maybe they were past the flirting stage by then.

Abi · 07-07-2009 08:54PM

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

I was sitting beside a couple in a bar who were flirting mad for over an hour when they vanished,

While going to the bog I was walking passed an old telephone box with big bat wing doors when I heard her say, "does that come in adult size?" next thing I see her being thrown out of the phone box and sliding along the wet floor, she had almost nothing on.

Yeah, I think that was the oddest, but maybe they were past the flirting stage by then.

Pff. He could have saved her an hour by being straight with her from the start.

ScumLord · 07-07-2009 09:06PM

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

Oh christ..i dread when that happends...there's usually a good reason why you didn't meet her again...
1. Met her in disco
2. Castlerea...

3. You got arrested for being naked at a teenage disco.

TomCo · 07-07-2009 09:46PM

"You have a comfortable head"

What is the oddest thing any one has ever said to you while flirting?

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