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Greatest/funniest T-shirt slogans

  • 06-07-2009 11:34PM
    #1
    aido179
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭


    What are your favourite, greatest and most funny t-shirt slogans?
    (originals encouraged!)
    For me, it's got to be the only slogan limited to xxxl - "I beat anorexia"
    But top contenders are:

    "Im a bomb technician...if you see me running, try to keep up"
    Adam Savage's "I do all my own stunts" (not funny per se, but for him it fits the bill)
    and of course the simple "EEJIT"

    my own favourite original one would be:
    """Nice guys always finish last...
    Thats right, we can go for hours"""
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Comments

  • #2
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    No need for slogans, just wolves.


  • #3
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    t-shirts-funny.jpg


  • #4
    bleg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,847 ✭✭✭bleg


    he loves the cock->


  • #5
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    "I don't do mingers"


  • #6
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    "I don't do mingers"

    That's weak........


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  • #7
    aido179
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭aido179


    stepbar wrote: »
    That's weak........

    agreed


  • #8
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Would you like to buy a vowel


  • #9
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    stepbar wrote: »
    That's weak........

    Not when it's being worn by a 12-year old Chav you spot on holidays.


  • #10
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    "I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian"


  • #11
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Ah, I've a few of these tshirts :D

    "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

    Also got this a few weeks back :D

    Thinkgeek ftw


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  • #12
    winston82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭winston82


    Saw one a while back, had a picture of someone cutting grass on the front and had the slogan "I'm not a gardner, I just like the hos"


  • #13
    Conor108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Either

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/c046/zoom/

    Or anything from here


  • #14
    sweatingbullets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭sweatingbullets


    guitar players finger better.


  • #15
    aido179
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭aido179


    challengemaster wrote: »

    "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..
    oh i laughed hard at that one


  • #16
    devereaux17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭devereaux17


    people who wear 'wity' t-shirts always tend to be overweight nerds.


  • #17
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    challengemaster wrote: »
    "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

    I love when people wear this sort of shirt. It acts as a pre-screener for people that I know I would never want to talk to. :p


  • #18
    Sulmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Sulmac


    This.

    :pac:


  • #19
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    devereaux17 wrote: »
    people who wear 'wity' t-shirts always tend to be overweight nerds.

    Although at least most of them can spell 'witty'.


  • #20
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    aido179 wrote: »
    What are your favourite, greatest and most funny t-shirt slogans?
    (originals encouraged!)



    So you can steal my Ideas?????


    My fave is "I found Jesus...... he was behind the couch" and a pic of jesus behind a couch, I could go to the bother of finding it on the tinterwebs but I couldn't be arsed.


  • #21
    aido179
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭aido179


    markok84 wrote: »
    So you can steal my Ideas?????

    eh....

    no?


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  • #22
    c_dog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭c_dog


    one of mine is "jesus is coming....... look busy"

    Also from a guy called alf hooker and the t-shirt says alf hooker- brains out


  • #23
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    devereaux17 wrote: »
    people who wear 'wity' t-shirts always tend to be overweight nerds.

    Where'd you buy that t-shirt??

    I think you deserve a refund..... they spelled "witty" wrong


  • #24
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    "I'm a Boards.ie user"

    The greatest of all t-shirts.


  • #25
    scudster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 410 ✭✭scudster


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Ah, I've a few of these tshirts :D

    "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

    Also got this a few weeks back :D

    Thinkgeek ftw

    another variation...
    Amature Gynecologist

    At your Cervix.


  • #26
    scudster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 410 ✭✭scudster


    Seen a cool one a few years back with a silhouette of Charlie Haughie's head on it and below it, it simply said "Gangster" :D


  • #27
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    scudster wrote: »
    Seen a cool one a few years back with a silhouette of Charlie Haughie's head on it and below it, it simply said "Gangster" :D

    Sure that could have been any old dickhead........................... da dum bum tish:pac:


  • #28
    aido179
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭aido179


    i said that to a nurse at the nurses station (good place to find them) walking into a ob/gyn ward in galway:
    Docter B, at your cervix

    took her a couple seconds to realise it, by that time i was half way down the corridor. :) great day that was


  • #29
    masonman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭masonman


    Old but good

    bikershirt.jpg


  • #30
    shano_88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭shano_88


    http://www.bustedtees.com/santa

    http://www.bustedtees.com/punchinggame

    http://www.bustedtees.com/punchinggame

    http://www.bustedtees.com/allthesingleladies

    Liked all these......


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  • #31
    Burkatron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    I cant remember which 1 it was,but I prefer to remember at as option B ;)

    "I put the psycho in psychotherapist"
    or
    "I put the rapist in psychotherapist"

    "Stab me im a tourist" is another 1 that made me laugh!


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