Airline Uses naked Crew in saftey video

JackM_79 · 02-07-2009 1:09pm #1

Would you pay attantion???

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/video-airline-uses-naked-crew-in-safety-film-1802938.html

AnonoBoy · 02-07-2009 1:13pm

Nah.

I already know what to do if my plane gets into trouble:

1. Sit upright with my glasses on.
2. Help others with their oxygen masks first
3. Inflate my lifejacket, close my eyes and flail wildly while running down the aisles.
4. Scream, constantly.

My name is URL · 02-07-2009 1:13pm

No. lol at the blond one.

She looks like a blowfish

Captain-America · 02-07-2009 1:13pm

That's false advertising.

Plane crashes are never that fun and happy.

peasant · 02-07-2009 1:16pm

Having watched it without sound (no speakaroos here) I can safely say:

Nothing to see here, move on

Ghost Train · 02-07-2009 1:16pm

was hoping to see a bit more

does look like they enjoyed making the video though

good video

upmeath · 02-07-2009 1:22pm

Air New Zealand hostesses are prudish compared to Michael O'Leary's Calendar Girls

dylano_k · 02-07-2009 1:25pm

No diddys !!! would they not even get a hot chick to do this? I bet nobody would moan about the air hostess hitting off them going up the aisle

ScumLord · 02-07-2009 1:28pm

Captain-America wrote: »

That's false advertising.

Plane crashes are never that fun and happy.

How many crashes have you been in? They look like great craic on tele.

InkSlinger67 · 02-07-2009 1:31pm

Struth! That could have been better!

RHunce · 02-07-2009 1:41pm

OP you built it up and set me up for a disappointment :mad:

upmeath · 02-07-2009 1:42pm

If they play this on flights it'll catch everyone's attention first time around, they'll be glued to it and hoping to see something further on in, but it's lost on them thereafter. At least if you have something remotely arousing or provocative like the crew in bikinis then people will watch time and time again. The painted-on uniforms are stink too, dark grey.

Meh.

Jesus Juice · 02-07-2009 1:51pm

What I do is scream ''WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIEEEEEEEE'' everytime theres evena slight bit of turbulance.

itsallaboutheL · 02-07-2009 1:57pm

NO BEWBZ:(

Amalgam · 02-07-2009 2:02pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Nah.

I already know what to do if my plane gets into trouble:

1. Sit upright with my glasses on.
2. Help others with their oxygen masks first
3. Inflate my lifejacket, close my eyes and flail wildly while running down the aisles.
4. Scream, constantly.

5. 'Self-defecate'

Fajitas! · 02-07-2009 2:03pm

Pack of overly happy bastards. And not a single tit... For shame!

phasers · 02-07-2009 2:08pm

You see nothing in that video, whats the point?

It is almost lamer than when the male stewards bend over serving the guy in the aisle across from you and you get a faceful of gay arse

humanji · 02-07-2009 2:09pm

Ryanair won't even fork out for uniforms now?

AnonoBoy · 02-07-2009 2:13pm

Amalgam wrote: »

5. 'Self-defecate'

6. ?????
7. Profit.

Amalgam · 02-07-2009 2:16pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

6. ?????
7. Profit.

6. ????? (floating towards a bright light)
7. Prophet.

challengemaster · 02-07-2009 2:26pm

Why were all the males SERIOUSLY camp?

Blowfish · 02-07-2009 2:31pm

My name is URL wrote: »

No. lol at the blond one.

She looks like a blowfish

Oy! I'm much better looking....

AnonoBoy · 02-07-2009 2:34pm

challengemaster wrote: »

Why were all the males SERIOUSLY camp?

Eh.... cause they work as air hosts. It's not a job for a straight man. It just isn't.

JackM_79 · 02-07-2009 2:37pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HicJ1OWRac

lol the bloke drinking the coffee

truecrippler · 02-07-2009 2:44pm

The body paintings are really well done.

Ghost Train · 02-07-2009 2:51pm

Good that they weren't actors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhVcD74i14

JackM_79 · 02-07-2009 3:35pm

Ghost Train wrote: »

Good that they weren't actors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhVcD74i14

Well i would definitley pay attention if that blond girl was giving me a safety demo. She showing just enough to let your imagination take over

Kiith · 02-07-2009 3:45pm

Lift up the flap, eh?

El Guapo! · 02-07-2009 4:58pm

JackM_79 wrote: »

Would you pay attantion???

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/video-airline-uses-naked-crew-in-safety-film-1802938.html

At 1:50 "...so dont pull it until your leaving the aircraft.."

Eh...bit too late:o................zip

Nodin · 02-07-2009 8:35pm

Amalgam wrote: »

5. 'Self-defecate'

6 - If time allows, defecate on others.

phantom_lord · 02-07-2009 9:10pm

the blonde one seems to accentuate in the weirdest spots.

ejmaztec · 02-07-2009 9:16pm

If I had to listen to that eardrum-skewering NZ accent, they'd need to be more interested in their own safety.........:eek:

Terry, · 02-07-2009 9:25pm

/expected more

Pop's Diner · 02-07-2009 9:26pm

Kia Ora indeed! Aside, have you ever seen a male flight-steward who you *didn't* suspect was gay?

Gator · 02-07-2009 9:30pm

There not naked

CuLT · 02-07-2009 9:31pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

If I had to listen to that eardrum-skewering NZ accent, they'd need to be more interested in their own safety.........:eek:

Someone's an Australian...

Venom · 02-07-2009 9:31pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Eh.... cause they work as air hosts. It's not a job for a straight man. It just isn't.

+1
That blonde wan was well past her sell by date to be appearing in promo vids for the company? Rest of the employees must be right mingers lol.

WhiteWashMan · 03-07-2009 12:17am

ummmmmm.

Fush and chups!

upmeath · 03-07-2009 12:40am

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

Fush and chups!

Had my local gym instructor teaching me how to operate the "chiss priss" yesterday evening, nearly cracked my hole laughing!
I don't mind the Kiwi accent, it's nowhere near as broad as the Aussie accent, and what's rare is always wonderful.

CianRyan · 03-07-2009 1:43am

I'm mad for the NZ accent. It's like the Aussie one but better.
I intend on going back to NZ in a few summers, my ears will thanks me for it.

The blond in the second video and the brunette in the first... Would.

Rabies · 03-07-2009 1:54am

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

ummmmmm.

Fush and chups!

I'm beached as bro!

whatduck · 03-07-2009 3:14am

That video sucked I got half way through and than gave up on there being tits.

I always liked Billy Connolly's advice on what to do in the event of an impending plane crash, throw all your life jackets towards the front of the plane and scream "Go away nasty mountain!"

Ghost Train · 03-07-2009 3:45am

CianRyan wrote: »

The blond in the second video and the brunette in the first... Would.

yeah brunette, wow

cornbb · 03-07-2009 8:48am

I prefer this guy's strategy! At least he didn't imply that there'd be bewbs and fail to deliver...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivjybzdXVmI

Airline Uses naked Crew in saftey video

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