KIDS!!!

brummytom · 28-06-2009 05:45PM #1

****ing little runts. I'm only a child myself, but when I was younger I swear I wasn't as rude/cheeky/wild/bloody irritating as kids now.
Got a few little cousins round at the moment, I left them alone for a few minutes with my little brother. Found the in my bedroom messing around with my guitars and bloody banjo.

Why do people have kids?! Joseph Fritzl had the right idea.. lock 'em in the cellar.

challengemaster · 28-06-2009 05:47PM

That word only reminds me of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIEOZCcaXzE

docdolittle · 28-06-2009 05:48PM

brummytom wrote: »

****ing little runts. I'm only a child myself, but when I was younger I swear I wasn't as rude/cheeky/wild/bloody irritating as kids now.
Got a few little cousins round at the moment, I left them alone for a few minutes with my little brother. Found the in my bedroom messing around with my guitars and bloody banjo.

Why do people have kids?! Joseph Fritzl had the right idea.. lock 'em in the cellar.

Try living where I do! You get 5 year olds coming up to you and going "he'yer mister, giz yer' money or i'll bate ya'" It's funny

I wouldn't mind them messing with any of me guitars once there not trying to break one of them off the ground.

TheZohanS · 28-06-2009 05:48PM

brummytom wrote: »

Why do people have kids?! Joseph Fritzl had the right idea.. lock 'em in the cellar.

Yeah but Fritzy had sex with them, bad idea.

Abi · 28-06-2009 05:53PM

Abortions for everyone!

Super-Rush · 28-06-2009 05:56PM

i want a minature American flag instead

Super-Rush · 28-06-2009 05:59PM

I'm shootin blanks

brummytom · 28-06-2009 06:03PM

Abigayle wrote: »

Abortions for everyone!

Yet I right that in my RE coursework and it's inappropriate?

Schism · 28-06-2009 06:04PM

A firm hand.

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 28-06-2009 06:05PM

Aw stop it's unreal.. there so annoyin'
Was in Tesco there a few weeks ago and there was this young one(no more than 7) playin with squeeky toys:

Her ma:LEEEEAAAAANE!! Cum ovor hee-yur neow!
Child:Fcuk off ma I'm pla-eyin'
Ma:Get ovor hee-yur neow OI sed
Child:Hold on te fcuk will ye

If I said that at home(never mind tesco)when i was younger i would of got an almighty leatherin across the back of me leg

brummytom · 28-06-2009 06:05PM

Schism wrote: »

A firm hand.

What's masturbation got to do with anything?

Local-womanizer · 28-06-2009 06:07PM

brummytom wrote: »

What's masturbation got to do with anything?

If the parents of them kids masturbated you wouldent have this problem;)

Sea Sharp · 28-06-2009 06:08PM

Her ma:LEEEEAAAAANE!! Cum ovor hee-yur neow!
Child:Fcuk off ma I'm pla-eyin'
Ma:Get ovor hee-yur neow OI sed
Child:Hold on te fcuk will ye

If I said that at home(never mind tesco)when i was younger i would of got an almighty leatherin across the back of me leg

The thing is, when you were 7 there probably were kids like that. Only now they're single mothers or in prison.

Abi · 28-06-2009 06:08PM

brummytom wrote: »

Yet I write that in my RE coursework and it's inappropriate?

Your teacher prolly has kids. Only we can see the evil in their eyes.

Insect Overlord · 28-06-2009 06:10PM

Another slow Sunday in After Hours...

Raze_them_all · 28-06-2009 06:11PM

brummytom wrote: »

****ing little runts. I'm only a child myself, but when I was younger I swear I wasn't as rude/cheeky/wild/bloody irritating as kids now.
Got a few little cousins round at the moment, I left them alone for a few minutes with my little brother. Found the in my bedroom messing around with my guitars and bloody banjo.

Why do people have kids?! Joseph Fritzl had the right idea.. lock 'em in the cellar.

Your an only child but you left them alone with your little brother??
so your not really an only child then??
Terrible attempt to get thanks tbh

bevan619 · 28-06-2009 06:11PM

Children can be annoying.

Only one thing to do. Take away thier video games. Just make sure they don't stick a remote up their a**.

Local-womanizer · 28-06-2009 06:12PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Your an only child but you left them alone with your little brother??
so your not really an only child then??
Terrible attempt to get thanks tbh

I hope for your sake you are trying to be funny,if not you read the op wrong:)

Raze_them_all · 28-06-2009 06:15PM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I hope for your sake you are trying to be funny,if not you read the op wrong:)

how did I read it wrong? They state they are an only child then they said they left their little cousins with their little brother?

ejmaztec · 28-06-2009 06:15PM

Get the feckers ASBOs for Christmas, or kill em and tell your folks that some bigger boys did it.

Insect Overlord · 28-06-2009 06:18PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

how did I read it wrong? They state they are an only child then they said they left their little cousins with their little brother?

No, he said he was only a child.

Local-womanizer · 28-06-2009 06:19PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

how did I read it wrong? They state they are an only child then they said they left their little cousins with their little brother?

brummytom wrote: »

I'm only a child myself

See:p

Ross_Mahon · 28-06-2009 06:22PM

When i was a child visiting someones house, We were made stay in the kitchen and drink tea, I have cousins that go straight for me room and pull everything apart, Taking games for 'a lend' Never see them again!

Latchy · 28-06-2009 06:25PM

Lets just say some parents have more control over their kids than others and some have no control over their kids at all .I never believed in letting the kids do what they wish ,when they want to and go OTT with expensive gifts .

albetty31 · 28-06-2009 06:27PM

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

The thing is, when you were 7 there probably were kids like that. Only now they're single mothers or in prison.

you're suggesting that single mothers raise brats...there are plenty of married parents who **** up parenting...very flippant comment on your behalf.not nice

28-06-2009 06:37PM

Latchy wrote: »

Lets just say some parents have more control over their kids than others and some have no control over their kids at all .I never believed in letting the kids do what they wish ,when they want to and go OTT with expensive gifts .

Nail. Head.

The kids in the north have sooo much more manners than the little bastards here.
Because their parents are there showing them how to behave like decent human beings.

Insect Overlord · 28-06-2009 06:40PM

Moonbaby wrote: »

The kids in the north have sooo much more manners than the little bastards here.
Because their parents are there showing them how to behave like decent human beings.

Hey, which one of you guys ordered the sweeping generalisation?

28-06-2009 06:49PM

An File wrote: »

Hey, which one of you guys ordered the sweeping generalisation?

Go north and observe.

BeerWolf · 28-06-2009 06:53PM

Discipline of today's kids is so poor compared to those of our times [assuming you're 30+] - people now see a swat at your kid for something bold they've done borders the line of abusive assault now.

I bet you the people who're aggainst corporal punishment are those brats back in the day.

Skapoot · 28-06-2009 07:03PM

Damn kids these days. They put me off ever procreating. And I now have a fear of pregnancy!

Theyre definitely more demanding, louder and bolder. Children to be neither seen nor heard FTW!

sdanseo · 28-06-2009 07:25PM

brummytom wrote: »

I'm only a child myself

brummytom wrote: »

I left them alone for a few minutes with my little brother...Found the in my bedroom messing around with my guitars and bloody banjo.

They're kids, it happens. You just sound like a moody teenager tbph.

KIDS!!!

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