KIDS!!!

brummytom

****ing little runts. I'm only a child myself, but when I was younger I swear I wasn't as rude/cheeky/wild/bloody irritating as kids now.
Got a few little cousins round at the moment, I left them alone for a few minutes with my little brother. Found the in my bedroom messing around with my guitars and bloody banjo.

Why do people have kids?! Joseph Fritzl had the right idea.. lock 'em in the cellar.

challengemaster

That word only reminds me of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIEOZCcaXzE

docdolittle

brummytom wrote: »

****ing little runts. I'm only a child myself, but when I was younger I swear I wasn't as rude/cheeky/wild/bloody irritating as kids now.
Got a few little cousins round at the moment, I left them alone for a few minutes with my little brother. Found the in my bedroom messing around with my guitars and bloody banjo.

Why do people have kids?! Joseph Fritzl had the right idea.. lock 'em in the cellar.

Try living where I do! You get 5 year olds coming up to you and going "he'yer mister, giz yer' money or i'll bate ya'" It's funny I wouldn't mind them messing with any of me guitars once there not trying to break one of them off the ground.

TheZohanS

brummytom wrote: »

Why do people have kids?! Joseph Fritzl had the right idea.. lock 'em in the cellar.

Yeah but Fritzy had sex with them, bad idea.

Abi

Abortions for everyone!

Super-Rush

i want a minature American flag instead

Super-Rush

I'm shootin blanks

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

Abortions for everyone!

Yet I right that in my RE coursework and it's inappropriate?

Schism

A firm hand.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Aw stop it's unreal.. there so annoyin'
Was in Tesco there a few weeks ago and there was this young one(no more than 7) playin with squeeky toys:

Her ma:LEEEEAAAAANE!! Cum ovor hee-yur neow!
Child:Fcuk off ma I'm pla-eyin'
Ma:Get ovor hee-yur neow OI sed
Child:Hold on te fcuk will ye

If I said that at home(never mind tesco)when i was younger i would of got an almighty leatherin across the back of me leg

brummytom

Schism wrote: »

A firm hand.

What's masturbation got to do with anything?

Local-womanizer

brummytom wrote: »

What's masturbation got to do with anything?

If the parents of them kids masturbated you wouldent have this problem;)

Sea Sharp

Her ma:LEEEEAAAAANE!! Cum ovor hee-yur neow!
Child:Fcuk off ma I'm pla-eyin'
Ma:Get ovor hee-yur neow OI sed
Child:Hold on te fcuk will ye

If I said that at home(never mind tesco)when i was younger i would of got an almighty leatherin across the back of me leg

The thing is, when you were 7 there probably were kids like that. Only now they're single mothers or in prison.

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

Yet I write that in my RE coursework and it's inappropriate?

Your teacher prolly has kids. Only we can see the evil in their eyes.

Insect Overlord

Another slow Sunday in After Hours...

Raze_them_all

brummytom wrote: »

****ing little runts. I'm only a child myself, but when I was younger I swear I wasn't as rude/cheeky/wild/bloody irritating as kids now.
Got a few little cousins round at the moment, I left them alone for a few minutes with my little brother. Found the in my bedroom messing around with my guitars and bloody banjo.

Why do people have kids?! Joseph Fritzl had the right idea.. lock 'em in the cellar.

Your an only child but you left them alone with your little brother??
so your not really an only child then??
Terrible attempt to get thanks tbh

bevan619

Children can be annoying.

Only one thing to do. Take away thier video games. Just make sure they don't stick a remote up their a**.

Local-womanizer

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Your an only child but you left them alone with your little brother??
so your not really an only child then??
Terrible attempt to get thanks tbh

I hope for your sake you are trying to be funny,if not you read the op wrong:)

Raze_them_all

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I hope for your sake you are trying to be funny,if not you read the op wrong:)

how did I read it wrong? They state they are an only child then they said they left their little cousins with their little brother?

ejmaztec

Get the feckers ASBOs for Christmas, or kill em and tell your folks that some bigger boys did it.

Insect Overlord

Raze_them_all wrote: »

how did I read it wrong? They state they are an only child then they said they left their little cousins with their little brother?

No, he said he was only a child.

Local-womanizer

Raze_them_all wrote: »

how did I read it wrong? They state they are an only child then they said they left their little cousins with their little brother?

brummytom wrote: »

I'm only a child myself

See:p

Ross_Mahon

When i was a child visiting someones house, We were made stay in the kitchen and drink tea, I have cousins that go straight for me room and pull everything apart, Taking games for 'a lend' Never see them again!

Latchy

Lets just say some parents have more control over their kids than others and some have no control over their kids at all .I never believed in letting the kids do what they wish ,when they want to and go OTT with expensive gifts .

albetty31

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

The thing is, when you were 7 there probably were kids like that. Only now they're single mothers or in prison.

you're suggesting that single mothers raise brats...there are plenty of married parents who **** up parenting...very flippant comment on your behalf.not nice

Latchy

Latchy wrote: »

Lets just say some parents have more control over their kids than others and some have no control over their kids at all .I never believed in letting the kids do what they wish ,when they want to and go OTT with expensive gifts .

Nail. Head.

The kids in the north have sooo much more manners than the little bastards here.
Because their parents are there showing them how to behave like decent human beings.

Insect Overlord

Moonbaby wrote: »

The kids in the north have sooo much more manners than the little bastards here.
Because their parents are there showing them how to behave like decent human beings.

Hey, which one of you guys ordered the sweeping generalisation?

An File

An File wrote: »

Hey, which one of you guys ordered the sweeping generalisation?

Go north and observe.

BeerWolf

Discipline of today's kids is so poor compared to those of our times [assuming you're 30+] - people now see a swat at your kid for something bold they've done borders the line of abusive assault now.

I bet you the people who're aggainst corporal punishment are those brats back in the day.

Skapoot

Damn kids these days. They put me off ever procreating. And I now have a fear of pregnancy!

Theyre definitely more demanding, louder and bolder. Children to be neither seen nor heard FTW!

sdanseo

brummytom wrote: »

I'm only a child myself

brummytom wrote: »

I left them alone for a few minutes with my little brother...Found the in my bedroom messing around with my guitars and bloody banjo.

They're kids, it happens. You just sound like a moody teenager tbph.

Vain

Back in my day:rolleyes:...Ewwwww this thread smells of old people.

Latchy

Older people have kids to , not just Young people

refuses to use the roll eyes smiley

brummytom

sdonn wrote: »

You just sound like a moody teenager tbph.

You're absolutely right, that's exactly what I am.

They're still little sh!ts though

mp22

wait till they turn into moody teenagers then the sh1t will hit the fan

galwayrush

It seems strange at times, but we get lots of nice comments at how well behaved our kids are. They are little demons at home, but they do behave well in public. Wasn't difficult to teach them to respect.Just takes a little time and lead by example.:cool:

Ddad

I have three of the creatures myself and I'm always being told how well behaved they are. Typically by other parents as their monsters eat the umpteenth packet of ****e they've just been handed by the aforementioned parent as they tear the place assunder. Darren ...no...don't...or I'll...am.... at this point the parent continues the up to now unsuccesful tactic of doing shag all to stop their children acting the sh"$e.

Don't blame the childer though...blame the parents. :mad:

BBBBBBAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Ddad

By the way parents with nice kids don't tell me how well behaved my lot are...strange that.

Abi

mp22 wrote: »

wait till they turn into moody teenagers then the sh1t will hit the fan

Well if my teenage years are anything to go by, I should schedule myself for sterilisation asap :rolleyes:

mp22

Abigayle wrote: »

Well if my teenage years are anything to go by, I should schedule myself for sterilisation asap :rolleyes:

nice to see some of the younger generation are planning for the future:D

Latchy

My two are to old to be kids but we still call them ' the kids '

citizen_p

i thinkits ok the slap kids.... im only... young as well but.. some are out of control

slap... not beat

bonkers

as a former child i can speak about this with some degree of perspective.

most times you will find oddish behaviour from otherwide good mannered children relating straight back to them either a) having a bad dealer or b)recent changes in their hair colour.

brummytom

Cum Slut wrote: »

Explain sex to them :D:D:D:D:D:D

That should keep them interested :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I'm sensing there's going to be a theme to your posts Cum Slut

Latchy

I am guessing dumb slut is gonna be banned

Abi

Oh dear.

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh dear.

Oh dear, Oh dear.


(Dyou get the Chuckle Brothers over there?)

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

Oh dear, Oh dear.


(Dyou get the Chuckle Brothers over there?)

/Sets time machine to Sept 5th 1987


Yep

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

/Sets time machine to Sept 5th 1987


Yep

But according to wikipedia Chucklevision didn't start until three weeks later than that....

reset your timemachine ms. abigayle...

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

But according to wikipedia Chucklevision didn't start until three weeks later than that....

reset your timemachine ms. abigayle...

Dat right? It was a wild guess tbh, and not a bad one either. Besides, how do you know what it is? They showing it in repeats over there? :pac:

Latchy

Chuckle brothers have had a new lease of life on uk tv Abie ....mostly repeats