The Three-Word Story Game!

of hairy women

have her follicles

on sphynx cats.

3AM. Remington said,

his clean shaven

horribly, "Hello there..

. We meet again!

How're the terrorists?"

", replied Jacinta. "I've

Okay hang on hang on!

In order for this story to make a modicum of sense, lets analyse;

First off, let’s not add too many more characters,

Characters so far:

The girl (Jacinta): Nine years old but very hairy. Obviously well able to handle herself as she has three hostages.
Her mother (Dodgy policewoman): Also hairy and has strong genes.
The Sphynx cats: A rare breed of cats known for their lack of a coat.
Remington Steel: 1980’s former con man and inventor of razors and handguns. Seemingly menacing, but afraid of Jacinta.
A german hostage: Character to be developed, but can be easily overcome by a nine year old girl.
Two Taliban hostages: Also to be developed, presumably hairy.
Large rubber duck: ???
The dentist: He’s pulled something out, associate of Remmys.

Story so far (we should probably include this every few pages so people don’t have to read back over the whole thing):

The girl was too young for a career in acting, mainly because she was just nine. Her mother, a dodgy policewoman who was from a long line of hairy women, persuaded her to have her follicles removed for testing on sphynx cats. The bad news continued as she received a call while she was shaving her armpits in her teachers bathroom. The Caller was REMINGTON steel! "Hello Remmy!", she said as she washed her armpits down the jaxx while holding a a german hostage In between her two taliban hostages who were trying to blow up a large rubber duck in the garden pond at 3AM. Remington said, smiling softly at his clean shaven knife arm, glistening horribly, "Hello there..” [bowel crunching fear] “We meet again oh hairy one! How're the terrorists?" "They are fine", replied Jacinta. "I've got news for the dentist, he has pulled out...