The Three-Word Story Game!

thebusoflife

So here's how it goes!

The idea of the game is to make up a story. It can be as exaggerated, random, and vague as desired, but must continue with Each Poster adding only three words each.

For eg:
1st Poster: It was a
2nd Poster: bright sunny day
3rd Poster: when a man
4th Poster went for a

Okay Let's Begin!

The girl was

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Too young for

Spastafarian

a career in

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acting mainly because

thebusoflife

she was just

Dizzyblonde

nine. Her mother

paulcorr

a dodgy policewoman

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destroyer

a long line

cock robin

of hairy women

Spastafarian

persuaded her to

destroyer

have her follicles

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removed for testing

Spastafarian

on sphynx cats.

thebusoflife

The bad news

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continued as she

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DancingQueen:)

while she was

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shaving her armpits

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Steo46

Bathroom. The Caller

paulcorr

was REMINGTON steel

Spastafarian

"Hello Remmy!", she

Steo46

said as she

thebusoflife

washed her armpits

paulcorr

down the jaxx

Steo46

While holding a

paulcorr

a german hostage

Steo46

In between her

paulcorr

2 taliban hostages

Steo46

Who were trying

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to blow up

Steo46

A large rubber

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duck in the

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Garden pond at

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3AM. Remington said,

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smiling softly at

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his clean shaven

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knife arm, glistening

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horribly, "Hello there..

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bowel crunching fear

Spastafarian

. We meet again!

paulcorr

oh hairy one

Spastafarian

How're the terrorists?"

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Spastafarian

", replied Jacinta. "I've

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got news for

brazilicious

the dentist, he

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has pulled out

Spastafarian

Okay hang on hang on!

In order for this story to make a modicum of sense, lets analyse;

First off, let’s not add too many more characters,

Characters so far:

The girl (Jacinta): Nine years old but very hairy. Obviously well able to handle herself as she has three hostages.
Her mother (Dodgy policewoman): Also hairy and has strong genes.
The Sphynx cats: A rare breed of cats known for their lack of a coat.
Remington Steel: 1980’s former con man and inventor of razors and handguns. Seemingly menacing, but afraid of Jacinta.
A german hostage: Character to be developed, but can be easily overcome by a nine year old girl.
Two Taliban hostages: Also to be developed, presumably hairy.
Large rubber duck: ???
The dentist: He’s pulled something out, associate of Remmys.

Story so far (we should probably include this every few pages so people don’t have to read back over the whole thing):

The girl was too young for a career in acting, mainly because she was just nine. Her mother, a dodgy policewoman who was from a long line of hairy women, persuaded her to have her follicles removed for testing on sphynx cats. The bad news continued as she received a call while she was shaving her armpits in her teachers bathroom. The Caller was REMINGTON steel! "Hello Remmy!", she said as she washed her armpits down the jaxx while holding a a german hostage In between her two taliban hostages who were trying to blow up a large rubber duck in the garden pond at 3AM. Remington said, smiling softly at his clean shaven knife arm, glistening horribly, "Hello there..” [bowel crunching fear] “We meet again oh hairy one! How're the terrorists?" "They are fine", replied Jacinta. "I've got news for the dentist, he has pulled out...

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