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Things that "real" men do.

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  • #62
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Shaving their pubic hair simply by ripping it out with their bare hands...

    Metro eh? Real men don't shave down there either.


  • #63
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Real men don't know the benefits of a tracker mortgage, and don't want to


  • #64
    Dusty87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    Real men can slam revolving doors


  • #65
    aido179
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭aido179


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    A real man knows that in an emergency he could probably land a 747 if he really had to.
    truth...

    a real man can bullsh*t his way through any technical conversation
    a real man knows his limit...but chooses to disregard it.
    a real man sneezes above 90 decibels
    a real man never shaves his pubes...just in case it's spotted in a changing room
    a real man can get at least one text message read out on any given radio show...scratch that...real men dont waste time texting into radio shows...but if they did, they'd probably be the best texts in the world.

    (a real man knows a **** pint of stout by the smell)


  • #66
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    A real man has the number of the AI man in his 9 year old Nokia 5110 phone and eats bacon and cabbage for dinner.


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  • #67
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    This real man thread is turning into a chuck norris thread.

    Its going to be EPIC.


  • #68
    Dusty87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    FearDark wrote: »
    This real man thread is turning into a chuck norris thread.

    Its going to be EPIC.

    Yea sorry about that.


  • #69
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    FearDark wrote: »
    This real man thread is turning into a chuck norris thread.

    Its going to be EPIC.

    A real man could chuck norris down a flight of stairs with an eyelash.


  • #70
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    A real man could chuck norris down a flight of stairs with an eyelash.

    A real man would take on Chuck Norris and win!


  • #71
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    A real man could chuck norris down a flight of stairs with an eyelash.

    No real man could beat Chuck Norris. The only known person to kill Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon. But Bruce Lee later died and Chuck Norris came back, which deomonstrated the folly of using The Way of the Dragon against The Way of Chuck Norris.

    \thread.


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  • #72
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    A real man could chuck norris down a flight of stairs with an eyelash.
    Real men dont use puns, we dont try and be clever, we punch people.


  • #73
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Real men don't complain about bulmers' laxative effects because Real men don't drink cider.


  • #74
    kieranfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 592 ✭✭✭kieranfitz


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    things that make me feel manly

    *not reading the instructions to a new gadget
    *hammering stuff
    *servicing cars
    *growing a beard
    * changing light bulbs
    *killing spider's for your lady friend..
    *setting mouse traps
    *shooting rabit's
    *sweating
    *doing manual labour
    *eating a steak blue
    *having a tommy tank
    *talking about tractors
    *being competitive
    *winning
    *being the best
    *having a penis like a red wood tree ( i can wish )
    TheZohan wrote: »
    • Not eating pasta
    • Reading the newspaper in the toilet
    • Not watching soaps
    • Not watching chick flicks
    • Beer gardens
    • Dismantling stuff to see how it works
    • Not using facial care products
    • Manflu

    You both forgot p*ssing standing up.
    FearDark wrote: »
    No real man could beat Chuck Norris. The only known person to kill Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon. But Bruce Lee later died and Chuck Norris came back, which deomonstrated the folly of using The Way of the Dragon against The Way of Chuck Norris.

    \thread.

    Chuck Norris is Paul O'Connels wench.


  • #75
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Real men compare penises because theyre not afraid of someone saying its tiny.


  • #76
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    FearDark wrote: »
    Real men compare penises because theyre not afraid of someone saying its tiny.
    Real men don't have tiny penises.


  • #77
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    K4t wrote: »
    Real men don't have tiny penises.
    Thats what I meant, Im sure this corona is a stronger percentage to what I normally drink :pac:


  • #78
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Real men wear pink.


  • #79
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why do real men read for hours in the W/C?


  • #80
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Why do real men read for hours in the W/C?
    Sitting on a cold loo for extended periods of time toughens us up to the many and varied dangers of Piles.


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why won't real men admit to watching and laughing at "Two-and-a-Half Men" on the telly?


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  • #82
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Why won't real men admit to watching and laughing at "Two-and-a-Half Men" on the telly?

    Because it's abysmal, Real Men watch TV from behind the TV...looking at the cathode ray tubes and the like.


  • #83
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    IDK what youre talking about. that show has got some laugh out loud in it. Though I only watch it when im visiting family down in florida.


  • #84
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I have to say i do like it a lot.


  • #85
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Overheal wrote: »
    IDK what youre talking about. that show has got some laugh out loud in it. Though I only watch it when im visiting family down in florida.
    super-rush wrote: »
    I have to say i do like it a lot.


    You hairy backed Marys are in the wrong thread.


  • #86
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    Pffft 2 and a half men rock


  • #87
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    phill106 wrote: »
    Pffft 2 and a half men?... cock!


    FYP


  • #88
    tattoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭tattoo


    super-rush wrote: »
    Real men wear pink.

    No No No. Not on your life. Pansies wear pink


  • #89
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    trout wrote: »
    I quite like quiche.
    Real men like quickies.


  • #90
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Real men don't drink coffee. Only a wuss needs caffeine


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  • #91
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    Because it's abysmal, Real Men watch TV from behind the TV...looking at the cathode ray tubes and the like.
    Real men must be old fashion, just like their cathode ray tubes?


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