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Things that "real" men do.

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  • #32
    Craigsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Craigsy


    Scratch you nuts and hope people see
    Be in charge of a BBQ or anything fire related
    Lift heavy things
    Eat Steak (I was gonna say meat but you know what kinda jokes that would draw)
    Give opinions on everything
    Kick tyres to determine problems with cars

    NEVER EVER EVER ask for directions


  • #33
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    Overheal wrote: »
    I grab my balls and spit chewing tobacco.

    Its actually a really wrong image when you think about it.
    I didn't know you were michael jackson :O and I didn't know michael jackson was from texas :P


  • #34
    irish_bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 ✭✭✭irish_bob


    go to cattle marts
    fork hay in the fields all day long of a scorching hot day but dont use sun lotion ( whats sun tan lotion )
    read the farmers journal ( ring up about a bull for sale on page 23)
    wear a pair of blue jeans that are black with oil for a full week
    pull a stalk of barley from a field and chew it
    do a mix of cement
    carry a half a hundred weight of cement on your shoulder up a ladder
    ask the wife to wet the tae
    drink tae and eat cornbeef sandwiches at the bottom of the field

    yeah , i grew up down on the farm


  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Craigsy wrote: »
    Be in charge of a BBQ

    And therefore claim they can cook. :pac:


  • #36
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    a real man
    doesn't get things checked.

    I've had a lump on the back of my head the size of a small potatoe for the last month. Not sure how it got there either. Drunken night out or tumour. Savage!


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  • #37
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    K4t wrote: »
    doesn't get things checked.

    I've had a lump on the back of my head the size of a small potatoe for the last month. Not sure how it got there either. Drunken night out or tumour. Savage!

    Think of me in the will!


  • #38
    P.C.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭P.C.


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Shooting all manner of beast (Crows, Rabbits etc.)

    Would you not go hunting with a real gun and shoot a real buck, like a kudu.


  • #39
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Real men understand women.


  • #40
    Bloody Nipples
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Bloody Nipples


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Real men understand women.

    HA! Hahahahaha!
    *wipes tear from corner of eye*


  • #41
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Real men understand women.

    Christ sake nobody understands them, weird creatures I tell you.


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  • #42
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Real men leave the Poo mark on the toilet bowl.


  • #43
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Real Men are not imaginary males.

    (too literal?)


  • #44
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    Real men leave the Poo mark on the toilet bowl.

    nah ha, Real men don't flush!


  • #45
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    AnonoBoy wrote: »

    (too literal?)


    Nope, just terrible :p


  • #46
    Sean@boards.ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭Sean@boards.ie


    I find driving a van makes one feel very manly.


  • #47
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Sean@boards.ie wrote: »
    I find driving a van makes one feel very manly.

    /fail


  • #48
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Saibh wrote: »
    Real men don't faint :pac:

    we do if we have sciences :)


  • #49
    Tchaikovsky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    They don't need wheels for their long-haul luggage.


  • #50
    Louisa Massive Stock-still
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Louisa Massive Stock-still


    http://www.7tshirt.com/media/images/th_710a426810f4ef1fb57a7adbff6637439fcaaeac.jpg


  • #51
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    A real man would never know who Norris, Rita and Blanch are.


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  • #52
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,264 ✭✭✭rednik


    Ask the missus to keep the noise down while she is ironing during the football.
    Help her with the the garden, get the petrol for the mower.


  • #53
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    A real man would never know who Norris, Rita and Blanch are.


    Who are they, I assume you know?


  • #54
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    a Real man races the toliet when he pee's.

    a Real man has a Stick to stir paint with

    A real man can be struck By A car, and not feel a thing. :p


  • #55
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Real Men dont use Garmins, Ordinance Survey you birks.


  • #56
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    A real man knows how to make a woman come.


  • #57
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    A real man would never know who Norris, Rita and Blanch are.

    David Norris is a real man. Leave him alone ya homophobe.


  • #58
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    A reel man goes fishing


  • #59
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Shaving their pubic hair simply by ripping it out with their bare hands...


  • #60
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    A real man doesn't need to brag about being a Man.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • #61
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    A real man can always spot a mistake when someone is pouring them a pint of stout.

    A real man knows that in an emergency he could probably land a 747 if he really had to.

    All real men could have played for Ireland, except the missus and kids got in the way.

    Real men never, ever hold a steering wheel with more than one hand.


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