God & Child abuse?

Raiser · 12-06-2009 10:20AM #1

Will God face prosecution and a possible jail term for turning his back on the Children of the Ryan report on institutional abuse as they suffered rape, torture and every other imaginable inhumane, sick practice day after night after day?

I know he was busy with moving statues, appearances to sunstroked kids in Fatima, selling plastic statues in Lourdes, snacking on smoked salmon in the Vatican, the stations of the Donkey, and being a daft pious figure of authority etc.

- But come on, out of all the Gods - What a pathetic, useless, smalltime, lazy, w@nky little Prick we happened to get.... I bet Allah is less supportive of posturing evil Clergy, torture and child sexual abuse......

TwoShedsJackson · 12-06-2009 10:22AM

Allah is the same God as the one referred to in the Bible.

Rented Mule · 12-06-2009 10:22AM

How do you prosecute the imaginary ?

Religion is just a tool to enslave the gullible and explain the unexplainable.

My name is URL · 12-06-2009 10:25AM

I blame Jesus

everything was tikkity-boo before he showed up

Smart Bug · 12-06-2009 10:26AM

The Govt'll increase manna tax.

arse..biscuits · 12-06-2009 10:26AM

Good question, I'll ask the suicide hotline.......

Quazzie · 12-06-2009 10:27AM

Text 11811 and see what answer they give you.

Rented Mule · 12-06-2009 10:27AM

arse..biscuits wrote: »

Good question, I'll ask the suicide hotline.......

I bet they put you on hold.

AnonoBoy · 12-06-2009 10:33AM

If there's a God he's turned his back on the Catholic Church long ago, don't worry about that.

OldGoat · 12-06-2009 10:38AM

In before the lightning bolt!

12-06-2009 10:38AM

Raiser wrote: »

. I bet Allah is less supportive of posturing evil Clergy, torture and child sexual abuse......

Ha!

MoominPapa · 12-06-2009 10:39AM

If the god of the book exists he is the god of His Dark Materials - decrepit, senile and smelling of piss

Rented Mule · 12-06-2009 10:39AM

Raiser wrote: »

I bet Allah is less supportive of posturing evil Clergy, torture and child sexual abuse......

I bet you wouldn't feel that way if you were an eight year old Saudi girl who was about to be forced to marry a man in his 50s.

TheZohanS · 12-06-2009 10:41AM

Raiser wrote: »

Will God face prosecution and a possible jail term for turning his back on the Children of the Ryan report on institutional abuse as they suffered rape, torture and every other imaginable inhumane, sick practice day after night after day?

No.

But the Pope should, he tried to cover it up. He should also face prosecution for being a member of Hitler Youth.

But you won't see it happen.

AnonoBoy · 12-06-2009 10:42AM

TheZohan wrote: »

No.

But the Pope should, he tried to cover it up. He should also face prosecution for being a member of Hitler Youth.

But you won't see it happen.

Did this Pope try to cover it up? I can't remember.

Also - nobody has ever been prosecuted for being a member for Hitler Youth. AFAIK they didn't murder anyone.

Rented Mule · 12-06-2009 10:46AM

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc74/KillerCarlson/jesus-psp.gif

Rented Mule · 12-06-2009 10:49AM

Another favourite

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc74/KillerCarlson/jesus-motivational-poster.jpg

bonkers · 12-06-2009 10:49AM

i wonder if god himself was abused and if the priest said he had god's permission to do it and then i wonder did god blame himself.

if this did occur and if you are reading this, god.. well then i must agree with you.. it was your own fault.

PK2008 · 12-06-2009 11:00AM

*Insert "god doesnt exist" comment here*

*Insert "god so does exist" comment here*

Repeat x 200

End thread

TheZohanS · 12-06-2009 11:01AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Did this Pope try to cover it up? I can't remember.

Yes he did. Source

The Pope played a leading role in a systematic cover-up of child sex abuse by Roman Catholic priests, according to a shocking documentary to be screened by the BBC tonight.
In 2001, while he was a cardinal, he issued a secret Vatican edict to Catholic bishops all over the world, instructing them to put the Church's interests ahead of child safety.
The document recommended that rather than reporting sexual abuse to the relevant legal authorities, bishops should encourage the victim, witnesses and perpetrator not to talk about it. And, to keep victims quiet, it threatened that if they repeat the allegations they would be excommunicated.
The Panorama special, Sex Crimes And The Vatican, investigates the details of this little-known document for the first time. The programme also accuses the Catholic Church of knowingly harbouring paedophile clergymen. It reveals that priests accused of child abuse are generally not struck off or arrested but simply moved to another parish, often to reoffend. It gives examples of hush funds being used to silence the victims.

AnonoBoy wrote: »

AFAIK they didn't murder anyone.

Yes they did. Source

By 1943, Nazi leaders began turning the Hitler Youth into a military reserve to draw manpower which had been depleted due to tremendous military losses. In 1943, the 12.SS-Panzer-Division Hitlerjugend, under the command of SS-Brigadeführer Fritz Witt, was formed. The Division was a fully equipped Waffen-SS panzer division, with the majority of the enlisted cadre being drawn from Hitler Youth boys between the ages of sixteen and eighteen. The division was deployed during the Battle of Normandy against the British and Canadian forces to the north of Caen. During the following months, the division earned itself a reputation for ferocity and fanaticism. When Witt was killed by allied naval gunfire, SS-Brigadeführer Kurt Meyer took over command and became the youngest divisional commander at age 33.

AnonoBoy · 12-06-2009 11:04AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Yes he did. Source

Yes they did. Source

I bow to your superior Nazi knowledge.

Nazi

philologos · 12-06-2009 11:14AM

Raiser wrote: »

Will God face prosecution and a possible jail term for turning his back on the Children of the Ryan report on institutional abuse as they suffered rape, torture and every other imaginable inhumane, sick practice day after night after day?

You got to be kidding me.... I personally believe that God will punish these people in the hereafter as the Christian narrative suggests.

Raiser wrote: »

I know he was busy with moving statues, appearances to sunstroked kids in Fatima, selling plastic statues in Lourdes, snacking on smoked salmon in the Vatican, the stations of the Donkey, and being a daft pious figure of authority etc.

That only works if you believe that God (wasn't it not the Virgin Mary, hence Our Lady of Fatima?) or the Virgin Mary actually made an apperance of Fatima. Or indeed if you believe that everything that the Vatican has done has been legitimately God's will.

Raiser wrote: »

- But come on, out of all the Gods - What a pathetic, useless, smalltime, lazy, w@nky little Prick we happened to get.... I bet Allah is less supportive of posturing evil Clergy, torture and child sexual abuse......

Yawn. God isn't supportive of any of those things at all. You are confusing the view of:

1) The Biblical text, the revealed Scriptures of God.

with:
2) What the Roman Catholic Church, a flawed institution has done.

Pace2008 · 12-06-2009 11:14AM

Most self-righteous thread I've seen in while. Is it an excerpt from the Irish Star?

chin_grin · 12-06-2009 11:16AM

A great quote from a great man;

"With all the horrible, horrible sh!t that your priest is pumping into your kid's head, his dick should be the least of your worries, honestly. That's just a little mouthwash and a few years of therapy'll get rid of that. That Jesus sh!t will torture you for a lifetime."

Doug Stanhope.

Turd Ferguson · 12-06-2009 11:19AM

PK2008 wrote: »

*Insert "god doesnt exist" comment here*

*Insert "god so does exist" comment here*

Repeat x 200

End thread

*insert sarcastic comment here*

/revels in the thanks this post will get

thelordofcheese · 12-06-2009 11:36AM

Raiser wrote: »

Will God face prosecution and a possible jail term for turning his back on the Children of the Ryan report on institutional abuse as they suffered rape, torture and every other imaginable inhumane, sick practice day after night after day?

Could god create legislation that even he could not be bound by?

jester77 · 12-06-2009 11:41AM

Not to worry, Cuchallain will sort him out!

Zillah · 12-06-2009 11:55AM

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Allah is the same God as the one referred to in the Bible.

Yes, but the Bible got loads of it wrong, so no. The character of Allah is very different to the character of Jehovah.

They're both awful of course.

humanji · 12-06-2009 12:31PM

My name is URL wrote:

I blame Jesus

everything was tikkity-boo before he showed up

Exactly. He ruined everything. I miss the old kickass God. He got shìt done; genocide, incest, talking animals. Then he became a father and had to "learn to be more responsible". Actually, I blame Mary. She's got him all hen-pecked!

12-06-2009 12:34PM

If they successfuly sue God, does this mean I can sue the Tooth Fairy?

humanji · 12-06-2009 12:46PM

Deleted User wrote: »

If they successfuly sue God, does this mean I can sue the Tooth Fairy?

I wouldn't. Not with her lawyers.

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