What's your favourite movie quote?

Warper wrote: »

Casablanca
"Out of all the bars in the whole world, you gotta walk into mine" - or somethin like that

"Of all the gin-joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine"

Great movie, lots of quotes in there

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.


Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.



Major Strasser: We have a complete dossier on you: Richard Blaine, American, age 37. Cannot return to his country. The reason is a little vague. We also know what you did in Paris, Mr. Blaine, and also we know why you left Paris.
[hands the dossier to Rick]
Major Strasser: Don't worry, we are not going to broadcast it.
Rick: [reading] Are my eyes really brown?



Captain Renault: I have often speculated on why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife?
[cheerfully]
Captain Renault: I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me.

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I ****ed your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' mother****er with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After ****ing your wife I'll take two.

from who framed roger rabbit

police man to alcaholic private investigator eddie valiant:

'didnt you used to called eddie valiant, or did you change your name to jack daniels'

a couple from kingpin

a couple of tramps sitting on a bench:

'hey roy, can you get sick from drinking your own piss?


to someone walking by them:

'hey, hey you, you suck!'

Rented Mule wrote: »

[Old Woman] ....and then the whores come in !!

Tommy Boy

Tommy boy had some great ones. I cant find the exact text of the one I am thinking of when he is asking a customer if they ever get the feeling to suddenly yank the steering wheel to the left to crash the car etc

Here is one I could find :

Tommy: Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.
Richard Hayden: Nope, nothing. I thought I hit you on the shoulder.
Tommy: My shoulder doesn't hurt very much, but my face does.
[points to huge bruised area on his face]
Tommy: Right here. Not here or here so much. Right here.
Richard Hayden: Nope. Ship shape! Waitress, can I get that shrimp cocktail I saw in the glass case?
Helen: Yep. And you, what can I get
[pauses and looks at Tommy's face]
Helen: Jesus, what happened to your face?
Tommy: I knew it!

From the crow

Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric Draven: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.

[Just before he stabs Tin-Tin]
Eric Draven: Victims; aren't we all?

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Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
[Fun Boy shoots him]
Eric Draven: Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks...
[Fun Boy shoots him again]
Funboy: Don't you ever ****in' die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?

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Enter the Dragon

Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.


[Oharra throws a board in the air and smashes it with his fist]
Lee: Boards don't hit back.


Parsons: The art of fighting without fighting? Show me some of it.
Lee: Later

ManFromAtlantis wrote: »

" why even father Lonergan had a mother "

'you see that road over there, that road over there, well dont take that one'

'i said good morning to her' 'yeah but it was goodnight you had on your mind'

"May The Force Be With You."

Chopper: Now look what you've gone and done! You've upset your mam !

Chopper (after headbutting his girlfriends mam down a flight of stairs and punching gf in the face).
_________

Chopper: Oh, Keithy. I always thought I was a good bloke.

Keithy George: Ha. What did you ever do that was good?

Chopper: Well, I bashed you. That was good, wasn't it? It was good for a bit of a giggle, anyway.
__________


Chopper: Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you're going to kill me.

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Chopper: [Jimmy has stabbed Chopper seven times] It's all right, Jimmy. I don't hate you. You just broke my heart.