What's your favourite movie quote?

CUCINA

One of my favourites is from the film, "scent of a woman", when Al Pacino's character, Jack, bellows out with his trademark anger, "I'm in the dark here!", referring to his blindness.

My name is URL

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Raze_them_all

'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature."

End quote from american history x

AnonoBoy

"These go to eleven."

Also - Films Forum >>>>>>>>>>

markesmith

"I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios Mios, amigo. Liam and me, we're gonna f*ck you up."

Or anything from Fear & Loathing.

inforfun

My name is URL wrote: »

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

This thread could be filled with quotes from that movie:D

Flaccus

markesmith wrote: »

"I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios Mios, amigo. Liam and me, we're gonna f*ck you up."

Or anything from Fear & Loathing.

Fear & Loathing is class. It was on last night again.

The 2 most memorable quotes from Duke are :

When his lawer (Dr. Gonzo) is getting on the plane -
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

And when Duke turns around in the car to head back to Las Vegas to cover a police convention, just after ripping off a hotel there -
"If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst."

Pighead

We've got a bleeder!

homerun_homer

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room"

funk-you

Alright, alright, alright....thats what i love about those highschool girls...I get older, they stay the same age.

-Funk

Collie D

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

Saibh

I'll be back.



Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.

Sunset V

Detroit Rock City:

What the hell are you doin' Sister Gonorrhea, waitin' for a bus?

Keano

Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying

Dozen Wicked Words

Every heart is a revolutionary cell

artvandulet

AnonoBoy wrote: »

"These go to eleven."

A scene that got cut from the final version had the best quote imo...

press Conference:
Reporter to Spinal Tap: "So, how do you find the women here in Paris?"

Derek Smalls: "Turn left at the men"

petethebrick

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Fratton Fred

"Everything was going fine until Dickless here shut us down"
"Is this true?"
"Yes sir, this man has no dick"

Who ya gonna call??

tech77

My name is URL wrote: »

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Classic line from a great film.
Love the way he's deadly serious saying it.

Sunset V

Sorry, this is actually my favourite quote. Del Preston, world's greatest roadie

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Pighead

Doctor: [Champ has just died] I'm sorry.
T.J.: [Georgie and Jackie start to cry, TJ is shocked] No! Champ! No! Champ. Is he out? Is he out? What's the matter, Champ? Champ, wake up! Wake up! Wake - wake up!
[kisses his head]
T.J.: Champ, wake up, Champ! Hey, don't sleep now. We got to go home. Got to go home, Champ.
[Georgie collapses into sobs]
T.J.: Georgie. Don't cry. Georgie.
[TJ goes to the doctor]
T.J.: Mister, help me. Wake him up! Wake him!
Doctor: We're all real sorry.
T.J.: Please, wake him up!
Doctor: Let's go outside.
T.J.: No, no! I don't want to! I don't want to!
[runs to Jackie]
T.J.: Jackie! Wake him up! Wake him!
Jackie: TJ, please.
T.J.: I want Champ!
Jackie: TJ...
T.J.: I want Champ!
Jackie: TJ. Please, TJ, listen to me. He's gone. He's gone, son. He's gone.
T.J.: [shakes his head and backs away from Jackie] No. No! He's not gone! He's not! He's not!
Jackie: [Annie comes in, a smile on her face until she sees Champ and Jackie trying to calm TJ] Please.
T.J.: He is not dead! He is not dead! I want Champ!
Jackie: Please, listen to me, son.
T.J.: I want Champ!
Jackie: TJ, please, listen to me!
T.J.: I want Champ! Champ! He is not gone!
Jackie: [he and the doctor try to drag TJ away from Champ] Come on, son. Come on. TJ.
Annie: TJ.
[TJ walks towards her and hugs her, holding on tightly as he sobs]
Miss Piggy: are you ok Pighead?
Pighead: Fine dear, there's just something in Pighead's eye, that's all.

Boskowski

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

James Forde

"Life's too short to be pi$$ed off all the time"

American History X also

kilrush

I love lamp!

Porkpie

"Now go home and get your f*ckin shine box!" (Goodfellas)

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" (American Psycho)

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the a5sholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." (American Beauty)

battser

So many I cant even begin to think what my fav is, knocked up, 4o yr old virgin, anchorman but to name a few of the best movies for quotes.

chave

"lunch is for wimps" - Gordon Gekko - Wall Street

Porkpie

battser wrote: »

So many I cant even begin to think what my fav is, knocked up, 4o yr old virgin, anchorman but to name a few of the best movies for quotes.

"F*ck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a f*cking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?"

r3nu4l

"You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get."

"Love... is not a big enough word. It's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife."

Auvers

"I mean to have you even if it must be burglary"

NedTermo

"I like this one, one dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guys lookin at me sayin, What dya want from me?"

Goodfellas, Joe Pesci about his mothers painting.

itsallaboutheL

King Kong aint got **** on me....



I love u zel

Morlar

I have to return some video tapes.

daveyboy_1ie

'Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead'

Latchy

'' Who shot the president ? who shot the president ? It's a mystery , a mystery wrapped up in an enigma ,even the shooters dont know ''

( joe Pesci- JFK)

or


'' I'm funny how? Like a clown?
I'm here to amuse you? "

( Joe Pesci - Goodfeallahs )

Warper

Platoon has some classics:

"You aint no firing squad you piece of ****"
"Do em man, do em - lets do the whole fuccing village"
"Thats the way a Gook laughs"
"When the machine breaks down, we break down and I aint gonna allow that to happen"

etc etc etc

Aidric

One of many from The Departed:

SGT. DIGNAM
OK. They're out there, my people.
They're like the ****in' Indians.
You're not gonna see them. You're
not gonna hear about them except
through me or Captain Queenan. You
will not, ever, know the identity
of undercover people. This ****
hole, unfortunately, has more
****in' leaks than the Iraqi navy.
ELLERBY
**** yourself.
SGT. DIGNAM
I'm tired from ****ing your wife.
ELLERBY
How's your mother?
SGT. DIGNAM
Good. She's tired from ****ing my
father.

Dravokivich

"Its a film... about midgets!"

- Drav!

johnny_knoxvile

Dirty Harry walks into a hostage situation in a chinese restraunt and says this gem to the bad guys;

"your fortune cookie says you're sh1t out of luck"

before killing all the bad guys.

Clint has the solution to irelands social problems.

Latchy

Clint Eastwood '' how many Bloomberry stores are there in NYC ?

Taxi driver - '' only one ''

Clint Eastwood - '' well here's a 3 dollars , you just went past Bloomberrys 3 times ''

Mackman

McClane: "Mayday, Mayday! Anyone hear me? channel 9. Terrorists have seized the Nakatomi Plaza and are holding at least 30 people hostage!
Operator: "Sir, this channel is reserved for emergency's only. If..."
McClane: "No ****in **** lady, does it sound like im ordering a pizza??!!"

Morlar

Another American Psycho one (this movie is FULL of funny quotes)

Patrick Bateman: Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.

Timothy Bryce: Like what?

Patrick Bateman: Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Warper

Arnie in End of Days talking to Satan himself:

"you think you're bad, i'm bad, you're like a choir-boy compared to me"


In Predator:

"if it bleeds we can kill it"
Indian fella - "Sleep is for the weak"

Casablanca
"Out of all the bars in the whole world, you gotta walk into mine" - or somethin like that

speedboatchase

"Get off my plane!"

"Bite the curb"

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the hell out of here!"

"Get away from her you...B!TCH!"

Morlar

Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Terrorist: Ahhh! Derka derka derka!
[Allows Gary into terrorist hideout]
________


surprise, cockfags!
________
Gary Johnston: [waving the distress signal towards Joe and Chris] It's me! It's me!
Joe: Looks like he's saying, "Kiss me! Kiss me!"
Chris: Smart-ass mother****er!
[fires missile at terrorist jeep]
________

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.
________

Spottswoode: Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn't realize he was a goddamn Gook. I'll never be a racist again.

chughes

"Nice beaver!!"

Leslie Neilsen character says to Priscilla Presley character in Naked Gun as she climbs a ladder before him.

life_is_music

The Devils Advocate:

Al Pacino -

"You can't ever let them see you coming! There's this beautiful girl just ****ed me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just ****ed her. Little ol' me. She has this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

American Pie:
" I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, rock out with my cock out"

artvandulet

NedTermo wrote: »

"I like this one, one dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guys lookin at me sayin, What dya want from me?"

Goodfellas, Joe Pesci about his mothers painting.

Who in real life is Scorsese's mother!;)

NedTermo

artvandulet wrote: »

Who in real life is Scorsese's mother!;)

She is indeed! Well played Sir.

cosmic

Emiliooooooo

monellia

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"
-Dead Poets Society

"It's only after we lost everything that we are free to do anything. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. If you wake up at a different time and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"
-Fight Club

"Once you've met someone, you never really forget them.It just takes a while for your memories to return."
-Spirited Away

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair."
-The Dark Knight

"One, Mathematics is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three: If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature"
-Pi