What's your favourite movie quote?

itsallaboutheL · 10-06-2009 12:23PM

King Kong aint got **** on me....

I love u zel

Morlar · 10-06-2009 12:25PM

I have to return some video tapes.

daveyboy_1ie · 10-06-2009 12:27PM

'Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead'

Latchy · 10-06-2009 12:27PM

'' Who shot the president ? who shot the president ? It's a mystery , a mystery wrapped up in an enigma ,even the shooters dont know ''

( joe Pesci- JFK)

or

'' I'm funny how? Like a clown?
I'm here to amuse you? "

( Joe Pesci - Goodfeallahs )

Warper · 10-06-2009 12:28PM

Platoon has some classics:

"You aint no firing squad you piece of ****"
"Do em man, do em - lets do the whole fuccing village"
"Thats the way a Gook laughs"
"When the machine breaks down, we break down and I aint gonna allow that to happen"

etc etc etc

Aidric · 10-06-2009 12:28PM

One of many from The Departed:

SGT. DIGNAM
OK. They're out there, my people.
They're like the ****in' Indians.
You're not gonna see them. You're
not gonna hear about them except
through me or Captain Queenan. You
will not, ever, know the identity
of undercover people. This ****
hole, unfortunately, has more
****in' leaks than the Iraqi navy.
ELLERBY
**** yourself.
SGT. DIGNAM
I'm tired from ****ing your wife.
ELLERBY
How's your mother?
SGT. DIGNAM
Good. She's tired from ****ing my
father.

Dravokivich · 10-06-2009 12:29PM

"Its a film... about midgets!"

- Drav!

johnny_knoxvile · 10-06-2009 12:29PM

Dirty Harry walks into a hostage situation in a chinese restraunt and says this gem to the bad guys;

"your fortune cookie says you're sh1t out of luck"

before killing all the bad guys.

Clint has the solution to irelands social problems.

Latchy · 10-06-2009 12:34PM

Clint Eastwood '' how many Bloomberry stores are there in NYC ?

Taxi driver - '' only one ''

Clint Eastwood - '' well here's a 3 dollars , you just went past Bloomberrys 3 times ''

Mackman · 10-06-2009 12:36PM

McClane: "Mayday, Mayday! Anyone hear me? channel 9. Terrorists have seized the Nakatomi Plaza and are holding at least 30 people hostage!
Operator: "Sir, this channel is reserved for emergency's only. If..."
McClane: "No ****in **** lady, does it sound like im ordering a pizza??!!"

Morlar · 10-06-2009 12:36PM

Another American Psycho one (this movie is FULL of funny quotes)

Patrick Bateman: Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.

Timothy Bryce: Like what?

Patrick Bateman: Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Warper · 10-06-2009 12:37PM

Arnie in End of Days talking to Satan himself:

"you think you're bad, i'm bad, you're like a choir-boy compared to me"

In Predator:

"if it bleeds we can kill it"
Indian fella - "Sleep is for the weak"

Casablanca
"Out of all the bars in the whole world, you gotta walk into mine" - or somethin like that

speedboatchase · 10-06-2009 12:47PM

"Get off my plane!"

"Bite the curb"

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the hell out of here!"

"Get away from her you...B!TCH!"

Morlar · 10-06-2009 12:53PM

Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Terrorist: Ahhh! Derka derka derka!
[Allows Gary into terrorist hideout]
________

surprise, cockfags!
________
Gary Johnston: [waving the distress signal towards Joe and Chris] It's me! It's me!
Joe: Looks like he's saying, "Kiss me! Kiss me!"
Chris: Smart-ass mother****er!
[fires missile at terrorist jeep]
________

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.
________

Spottswoode: Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn't realize he was a goddamn Gook. I'll never be a racist again.

chughes · 10-06-2009 12:56PM

"Nice beaver!!"

Leslie Neilsen character says to Priscilla Presley character in Naked Gun as she climbs a ladder before him.

life_is_music · 10-06-2009 12:58PM

The Devils Advocate:

Al Pacino -

"You can't ever let them see you coming! There's this beautiful girl just ****ed me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just ****ed her. Little ol' me. She has this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

American Pie:
" I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, rock out with my cock out"

artvandulet · 10-06-2009 12:58PM

NedTermo wrote: »

"I like this one, one dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guys lookin at me sayin, What dya want from me?"

Goodfellas, Joe Pesci about his mothers painting.

Who in real life is Scorsese's mother!;)

NedTermo · 10-06-2009 01:00PM

artvandulet wrote: »

Who in real life is Scorsese's mother!;)

She is indeed! Well played Sir.

cosmic · 10-06-2009 01:01PM

Emiliooooooo

monellia · 10-06-2009 01:08PM

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"
-Dead Poets Society

"It's only after we lost everything that we are free to do anything. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. If you wake up at a different time and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"
-Fight Club

"Once you've met someone, you never really forget them.It just takes a while for your memories to return."
-Spirited Away

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair."
-The Dark Knight

"One, Mathematics is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three: If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature"
-Pi

Earthhorse · 10-06-2009 01:14PM

"Eat my shirts!" - Bart Springfield (The Movie Edition)

10-06-2009 01:21PM

As Good As It Gets
"You're a disgrace to depression."

BeerWolf · 10-06-2009 01:27PM

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm

az2wp0sye65487 · 10-06-2009 01:28PM

Roads? - Where we're going, we don't need....... roads

giftgrub · 10-06-2009 01:33PM

There is no spoon. The Matrix
Yippee Kayee, Motherf***r! Die Hard
Hey can I use your guysus phone for a sec? Napoleon Dynamite
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!" Office Space

General Zod · 10-06-2009 01:33PM

"You all saw it, he had a gun"

Dave! · 10-06-2009 01:34PM

Highway: What's your name, Marine?
Lance Corporal Fragatti: Lance Corporal Fragatti, Gunny.
Highway: [takes off Fragatti's sunglasses and steps on them] Well, you shouldn't litter Fag-eddi. It's ecologically unsound.
[moves down the line]
Highway: What's your name?
Aponte: Aponte.
Highway: Your's?
Profile: Profile.
Highway: Your's?
Quinones: Quinoes.
Highway: Your's?
Collins: Collins!
Highway: Alright, Colitis, Cahones, Profilatics, Ajax. You boys are handsome. You ladies look like models. In fact I want your hair high and tight by tomorrow morning. When you start looking like Marines you'll start feeling like Marines and then, Goddamn it, you'll start acting like Marines. Platoon, ten-hut! Right face! Forward march!

Funsterdelux · 10-06-2009 01:36PM

The big Lebowski:

The Dude: F**k sympathy! I don't need your f**kin' sympathy, man, I need my f**king johnson!

"That rug really tied the room together"
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Oh and "Zang!" from Wayne's World 2

HarryPalmer · 10-06-2009 01:38PM

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

They Live

stooge · 10-06-2009 01:43PM

Boondock Saints -
"Wyatt Fcukin Earp!!"

FMJ -
"This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for shooting this is for fun"

Gladiator -
"My name is Maximus Decimus....."

Braveheart -
"Freeeedommmmm"

What's your favourite movie quote?

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