Favorite Coming home locked snack !

thelurch · 08-06-2009 07:29PM #1

Ok chippers all closed etc, You arrive home wobbly..My favorite......
Chop up an onion, put in in a mug, I am not being fancy here, stir it in with a large spoonful of bovril or marmite. Find toaster, insert 2 slices of bread, batch is best, When toast is half done, butter, lash on some ham, slice some cheddar cheese, smother the lot with your bovril/marmite mix and lash under the grill for 2 mins or until cheese melts. DO NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING THE GRILLING PROCESS..:eek:...thick smoke, smoke alarms etc !! Then enjoy...ahhh:D

08-06-2009 07:31PM

That sounds like a lot of effort. It's not possible to get home in Dublin without having passed somewhere that sells
- chips
- curry chips
- burgers
- kebabs
- pizzas
- breakfast rolls
- general rolls
- hot dog stands
- etc

Making food at home? Jasus .. sounds like you weren't doing the whole night out thing right at all!

Abi · 08-06-2009 07:34PM

thelurch wrote: »

Ok chippers all closed etc, You arrive home wobbly..My favorite......
Chop up an onion, put in in a mug, I am not being fancy here, stir it in with a large spoonful of bovril or marmite. Find toaster, insert 2 slices of bread, batch is best, When toast is half done, butter, lash on some ham, slice some cheddar cheese, smother the lot with your bovril/marmite mix and lash under the grill for 2 mins or until cheese melts. DO NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING THE GRILLING PROCESS..:eek:...thick smoke, smoke alarms etc !! Then enjoy...ahhh:D

FRANKFURT0R!1!

liah · 08-06-2009 07:36PM

I don't think I really eat after coming home drunk unless the chipper's open.

I probably munch cereal or fruit or something.. Could've made pasta a few times when coming home drunk.

Generally I just wait til the morning after, when I'm usually still fairly drunk. Then I've been known to make roasts (which, due to my super secret amazing recipe can be quite a process) or a lovely hash brown concoction (large red potato, onions, garlic, paprika, olive oil, mince or bacon).

Aidric · 08-06-2009 07:38PM

Whatever's handy, usually a packet of taytos.

thelurch · 08-06-2009 07:39PM

Random wrote: »

That sounds like a lot of effort. It's not possible to get home in Dublin without having passed somewhere that sells
- chips
- curry chips
- burgers
- kebabs
- pizzas
- breakfast rolls
- general rolls
- hot dog stands
- etc

Making food at home? Jasus .. sounds like you weren't doing the whole night out thing right at all!

I now live in Mullingar, No 24 hr spars etc

Abi · 08-06-2009 07:40PM

Aidric wrote: »

Whatever's handy, usually a packet of taytos.

Haha you said "Taytos" :pac:

stovelid · 08-06-2009 07:40PM

Abigayle wrote: »

FRANKFURT0R!1!

I read that aloud in my mind in a dour, Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.

Nodin · 08-06-2009 07:40PM

Fur Burger!!!!!

(Somebody would've anyway, it might as well be me)

Outkast_IRE · 08-06-2009 07:40PM

Aidric wrote: »

Whatever's handy, usually a packet of taytos.

Anythin but taytos am i the only one they give wicked heartburn to? Last thing i need after a night out

08-06-2009 07:41PM

A full breakfast roll.

A place in Galway called Vivo sells them. Serious drunken feed !

EDIT. Just read title again !

OP, who the fcuk makes food at home drunk?? Can of lager and a hand shandy

jigglywoo · 08-06-2009 07:42PM

Half cooked fish fingers sammich.
Instructions:
1. Place four fish fingers in a toaster on a wet counter top so the electricity trips.
2. Find fuse box and turn power back on.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2
4. Keep popping down the toaster until only 3 fish fingers reappear.
5. Place between 2 slices of bread and nom

Now I understand why people always told me why you can't cook fish fingers in a toaster

Maddison · 08-06-2009 07:44PM

Cheese sambo with salt & vinegar crisps on top mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

markok84 · 08-06-2009 07:44PM

usually call into Zeera on the ormeau, no matter what time of the day or night aul impey jimpey will horse out the pans and rustle me up a Balti.

OpenYourEyes · 08-06-2009 07:46PM

The first thing ile look for is anything that resembles a bag of crisps! If theres nothing along those lines i go in search of bread, to soak up all the alcohol and minimise a hangover ( wether or not it works is a differant matter) , and on occasion a slice of cheese!

Many a morning iv woken up with a half eaten cheese sandwich beside me on the pillow!:D

Cunning Alias · 08-06-2009 07:47PM

I normally just grab some toast now.

A few years back I came home destroyed and feeling very hungry. Ended up cooking enough pasta to feed 3 people, 10 fish fingers, 12 chicken dippers and a giant stick of garlic bread. Left the kitchen in a state and was found the following morning with half the food eaten, passed out in front of the tv with sky news on. From what I remember it was great.

MrMatisse · 08-06-2009 07:47PM

YOP

thelurch · 08-06-2009 07:49PM

liah wrote: »

. Then I've been known to make roasts (which, due to my super secret amazing recipe can be quite a process) )

They sound nice whats the recipe ?

08-06-2009 07:50PM

thelurch wrote: »

They sound nice whats the recipe ?

2 fellas and a slutty girl

Abi · 08-06-2009 07:51PM

Really-Stressed wrote: »

YOP

So everyone else went for something fried / grilled / greasy.. and you went for something goopy and creamy :pac:

tribulus · 08-06-2009 07:52PM

There's no such thing as a mere "snack" when I'm drunk.

dr.bollocko · 08-06-2009 07:55PM

Bacon feckin sammiches. And lots of them.

liah · 08-06-2009 07:58PM

thelurch wrote: »

They sound nice whats the recipe ?

Note the "secret family recipe" bit

Well you're in Mullingar sure, you can just pop by and have a taste. Won't be like anything you've had before, I'll tell you that much. Looooooooovely.

Maddison · 08-06-2009 08:00PM

liah wrote: »

Note the "secret family recipe" bit

Well you're in Mullingar sure, you can just pop by and have a taste. Won't be like anything you've had before, I'll tell you that much. Looooooooovely.

I hope thats an open invitation Liah, mmmm roasts.......great hangover food too!

taidghbaby · 08-06-2009 08:04PM

turkey and stuffin sambos on stephens day with a cup of tea!

liah · 08-06-2009 08:07PM

I'll singlehandedly hold a beers in Mullingar and cook roast for everyone who dares set foot here.

Open invitation! Limited time offer!

banshee_bones · 08-06-2009 08:16PM

Vivo in Galway 24 hours! no need to ever attempt drunken cookery after a night out! \o/

Quint · 08-06-2009 08:28PM

Assuming this is stuff you make at home, chippers don't count.
Used to walk past a 24hour Tesco, that was dangerous on the way home from the pub. But beans on toast is about all I'd do and you can't burn the house down. Put a load of curry powder in the beans and put a slice of cheese on the toast.
Anything that involves a deep fat fryer, oven or grill is dangerous at 4am

confusticated · 08-06-2009 08:46PM

Massive cup of tea and a packet of biscuits. Or crisps. But mostly biscuits...it's frightening when you wake up the next morning though and there're no custard creams in the house:(

JangoFett · 08-06-2009 08:53PM

A pizza and half way through cooking it in the oven, crack an egg over it and pop it back in!

Money shot.

Captain-America · 08-06-2009 09:02PM

Five bowls of Coco Pops in a row.

Favorite Coming home locked snack !

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