Favorite Coming home locked snack !

thelurch

Ok chippers all closed etc, You arrive home wobbly..My favorite......
Chop up an onion, put in in a mug, I am not being fancy here, stir it in with a large spoonful of bovril or marmite. Find toaster, insert 2 slices of bread, batch is best, When toast is half done, butter, lash on some ham, slice some cheddar cheese, smother the lot with your bovril/marmite mix and lash under the grill for 2 mins or until cheese melts. DO NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING THE GRILLING PROCESS..:eek:...thick smoke, smoke alarms etc !! Then enjoy...ahhh:D

Random

That sounds like a lot of effort. It's not possible to get home in Dublin without having passed somewhere that sells
- chips
- curry chips
- burgers
- kebabs
- pizzas
- breakfast rolls
- general rolls
- hot dog stands
- etc

Making food at home? Jasus .. sounds like you weren't doing the whole night out thing right at all!

Abi

thelurch wrote: »

Ok chippers all closed etc, You arrive home wobbly..My favorite......
Chop up an onion, put in in a mug, I am not being fancy here, stir it in with a large spoonful of bovril or marmite. Find toaster, insert 2 slices of bread, batch is best, When toast is half done, butter, lash on some ham, slice some cheddar cheese, smother the lot with your bovril/marmite mix and lash under the grill for 2 mins or until cheese melts. DO NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING THE GRILLING PROCESS..:eek:...thick smoke, smoke alarms etc !! Then enjoy...ahhh:D

FRANKFURT0R!1!

liah

I don't think I really eat after coming home drunk unless the chipper's open.

I probably munch cereal or fruit or something.. Could've made pasta a few times when coming home drunk.

Generally I just wait til the morning after, when I'm usually still fairly drunk. Then I've been known to make roasts (which, due to my super secret amazing recipe can be quite a process) or a lovely hash brown concoction (large red potato, onions, garlic, paprika, olive oil, mince or bacon).

Aidric

Whatever's handy, usually a packet of taytos.

thelurch

Random wrote: »

That sounds like a lot of effort. It's not possible to get home in Dublin without having passed somewhere that sells
- chips
- curry chips
- burgers
- kebabs
- pizzas
- breakfast rolls
- general rolls
- hot dog stands
- etc

Making food at home? Jasus .. sounds like you weren't doing the whole night out thing right at all!

I now live in Mullingar, No 24 hr spars etc

Abi

Aidric wrote: »

Whatever's handy, usually a packet of taytos.

Haha you said "Taytos" :pac:

stovelid

Abigayle wrote: »

FRANKFURT0R!1!

I read that aloud in my mind in a dour, Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.

Nodin

Fur Burger!!!!!













(Somebody would've anyway, it might as well be me)

Outkast_IRE

Aidric wrote: »

Whatever's handy, usually a packet of taytos.

Anythin but taytos am i the only one they give wicked heartburn to? Last thing i need after a night out

A full breakfast roll.

A place in Galway called Vivo sells them. Serious drunken feed !

EDIT. Just read title again !

OP, who the fcuk makes food at home drunk?? Can of lager and a hand shandy

jigglywoo

Half cooked fish fingers sammich.
Instructions:
1. Place four fish fingers in a toaster on a wet counter top so the electricity trips.
2. Find fuse box and turn power back on.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2
4. Keep popping down the toaster until only 3 fish fingers reappear.
5. Place between 2 slices of bread and nom

Now I understand why people always told me why you can't cook fish fingers in a toaster

Maddison

Cheese sambo with salt & vinegar crisps on top mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

markok84

usually call into Zeera on the ormeau, no matter what time of the day or night aul impey jimpey will horse out the pans and rustle me up a Balti.

OpenYourEyes

The first thing ile look for is anything that resembles a bag of crisps! If theres nothing along those lines i go in search of bread, to soak up all the alcohol and minimise a hangover ( wether or not it works is a differant matter) , and on occasion a slice of cheese!

Many a morning iv woken up with a half eaten cheese sandwich beside me on the pillow!:D

Cunning Alias

I normally just grab some toast now.

A few years back I came home destroyed and feeling very hungry. Ended up cooking enough pasta to feed 3 people, 10 fish fingers, 12 chicken dippers and a giant stick of garlic bread. Left the kitchen in a state and was found the following morning with half the food eaten, passed out in front of the tv with sky news on. From what I remember it was great.

MrMatisse

YOP

thelurch

liah wrote: »

. Then I've been known to make roasts (which, due to my super secret amazing recipe can be quite a process) )

They sound nice whats the recipe ?

thelurch

thelurch wrote: »

They sound nice whats the recipe ?

2 fellas and a slutty girl

Abi

Really-Stressed wrote: »

YOP

So everyone else went for something fried / grilled / greasy.. and you went for something goopy and creamy :pac:

tribulus

There's no such thing as a mere "snack" when I'm drunk.

dr.bollocko

Bacon feckin sammiches. And lots of them.

liah

thelurch wrote: »

They sound nice whats the recipe ?

Note the "secret family recipe" bit

Well you're in Mullingar sure, you can just pop by and have a taste. Won't be like anything you've had before, I'll tell you that much. Looooooooovely.

Maddison

liah wrote: »

Note the "secret family recipe" bit

Well you're in Mullingar sure, you can just pop by and have a taste. Won't be like anything you've had before, I'll tell you that much. Looooooooovely.

I hope thats an open invitation Liah, mmmm roasts.......great hangover food too!

taidghbaby

turkey and stuffin sambos on stephens day with a cup of tea!

liah

I'll singlehandedly hold a beers in Mullingar and cook roast for everyone who dares set foot here. Open invitation! Limited time offer!

banshee_bones

Vivo in Galway 24 hours! no need to ever attempt drunken cookery after a night out! \o/

Quint

Assuming this is stuff you make at home, chippers don't count.
Used to walk past a 24hour Tesco, that was dangerous on the way home from the pub. But beans on toast is about all I'd do and you can't burn the house down. Put a load of curry powder in the beans and put a slice of cheese on the toast.
Anything that involves a deep fat fryer, oven or grill is dangerous at 4am

confusticated

Massive cup of tea and a packet of biscuits. Or crisps. But mostly biscuits...it's frightening when you wake up the next morning though and there're no custard creams in the house:(

JangoFett

A pizza and half way through cooking it in the oven, crack an egg over it and pop it back in!

Money shot.

Captain-America

Five bowls of Coco Pops in a row.

keen

JangoFett wrote: »

A pizza and half way through cooking it in the oven, crack an egg over it and pop it back in!

Money shot.

Galzone, mmm.

JangoFett

keen wrote: »

Galzone, mmm.

Only discovered it recently, it's amazo!

Mimikyu

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Walsh

+1 on the meanies!! Chip butty with loadsa curry sauce is always a winner!

faceman

Assuming Ive missed the chipper etc then a Campbell's Meatball sandwich FTW!

SwordsRed

Well nights out in Galway theres like a centra( I think its centra but ive never been in the place sober so im not entirely sure ) thats open all night that do the best chicken fillet rolls for 1.50:) Cant beat it.
For nights out in Swords its Apache all the way. Also open all night. Chicken and Pepperoni personal pizza.

Jonty

Zip fire lighters



I have a problem but I'm not pregnant

phasers

Whatever I come across in my press first

Super-Rush

I'd make chips when i got home.

artanevilla

Cake.

Sir Gallagher

I once came home slaughtered and tried to make an egg on the George Foreman! Thick bast@rd moment.

Sir Gallagher

faceman wrote: »

Assuming Ive missed the chipper etc then a Campbell's Meatball sandwich FTW!

That sounds like it'd be lovley in a locked state.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Try getting a tin of beans and frying them...

Or get some scampi fries, put it on some bread with mayonayse... and if you are really adventurous get a slice of that easysingle cheese...

Coleslaw and skips.

Poached egg sambo with red sauce.

Overflow

What ever savory snacks i can find in the fridge. Cheese singles, slices of ham, if im not too drunk i may manage to make a toasted cheese & ham sandwich with tons of mustard. Ah many a morning ive been found asleep in front of the fridge with the fridge door open.

consultech

Fajinurrr!

Ross_Mahon

Peanut butter on crackers with milk

Borneo Fnctn

What I sometimes do is get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it and serve that with a pork pie sausage roll.

yurmothrintites

Waffle Sandwich

Take out two waffles from freezer
Place in toaster at highest setting
Take out two slices of bread and butter them
Make cup of tea
Put waffles on in the toaster again
Tomato sauce the bread
Aromat or salt if needed
Place waffles in bread and sandwich
Eat!

I suppose anything with salt or aromat is good when you're pissed!

Sabre0001

rarnes1 wrote: »

OP, who the fcuk makes food at home drunk?? Can of lager and a hand shandy

That's a snack for you eh?! :eek:

thelurch

yurmothrintites wrote: »

Waffle Sandwich

Take out two waffles from freezer
Place in toaster at highest setting
Take out two slices of bread and butter them
Make cup of tea
Put waffles on in the toaster again
Tomato sauce the bread
Aromat or salt if needed
Place waffles in bread and sandwich
Eat!

I suppose anything with salt or aromat is good when you're pissed!

A Dogs arse would taste good with Aromat on it !!