Sh*t Box the Portable Toilet.....I've needed this a couple times!

powerzjim · 05-06-2009 04:14PM #1

http://www.pyroradio.com/index.cfm/act/news_details/id/335

this would have saved me a few times!

It’s a lightweight cardboard box that uses reusable bags. It’s foldable, incredibly sturdy, and, even though it’s a take away toilet, it’s actually very cute.

mathie · 05-06-2009 04:16PM

Finally a replacement for the OHs handbag.

FlutterinBantam · 05-06-2009 04:17PM

Fedex me a score there boss.

Vain · 05-06-2009 04:17PM

I made my own one yesterday out of election posters.

bronte · 05-06-2009 04:17PM

Is that a picture of a sh it on it?

Vain · 05-06-2009 04:18PM

bronte wrote: »

Is that a picture of a sh it on it?

Ya its Mr hanky.

FlutterinBantam · 05-06-2009 04:20PM

Vain wrote: »

Ya its Mr hanky.

Well pointed that fcuker.

Donny5 · 05-06-2009 04:20PM

I have one. It's unreliable.

FlutterinBantam · 05-06-2009 04:21PM

:eek:

Ruu_Old · 05-06-2009 04:24PM

Stadium Pal for drainin' the schpuddies.

javaboy · 05-06-2009 04:26PM

You should have gone before we left the house. I asked you if you needed to go. You can just hold it in now.

FlutterinBantam · 05-06-2009 04:26PM

Don't forget Stadium Gal

http://www.biorelief.com/store/stadiumgal.html

powerzjim · 05-06-2009 05:11PM

'Can also be used as a handy stool' lol good stuff

jackson2009 · 05-06-2009 09:31PM

Lol

powerzjim · 06-06-2009 12:18AM

Would be good for festival though went Glastonbury last year toilets were horrid

Ann22 · 06-06-2009 01:15AM

Fcuk I badly need one of those:D. Sometimes I go for days without 'going' but other times when I need to go I need to go within 2 mins:o. It's terrible! I was at mass one time and halfway through I felt the familiar stirrings..I'll never forget the walk home. I live about 20mins away from the church...I was doubled up in a cold sweat gasping for air the whole way home, passed loads of people on the way...they probably thought I was in labour. I don't know how I did it

. I actually thought I'd have to just let go and shake it casually out of my trouser leg:(.
This box could be improved though, how about if it was camourflage leafy or cement brick coloured instead of the block capitals? I could've ducked down a grassy alleyway or just sat myself down on the edge of the footpath if I'd had one of those:o....

FlutterinBantam · 06-06-2009 08:39AM

Ann22 wrote: »

Fcuk I badly need one of those:D. Sometimes I go for days without 'going' but other times when I need to go I need to go within 2 mins:o. It's terrible! I was at mass one time and halfway through I felt the familiar stirrings..I'll never forget the walk home. I live about 20mins away from the church...I was doubled up in a cold sweat gasping for air the whole way home, passed loads of people on the way...they probably thought I was in labour. I don't know how I did it. I actually thought I'd have to just let go and shake it casually out of my trouser leg:(.
This box could be improved though, how about if it was camourflage leafy or cement brick coloured instead of the block capitals? I could've ducked down a grassy alleyway or just sat myself down on the edge of the footpath if I'd had one of those:o....

Very interesting experiences Ann.A very constructive post if I may say so.

However you may need to take account of one thing.After a 20 min walk with "Bunty banging at the back door" so to speak,letting go and shaking it casually down your trouser leg would not be an option. We are talking uber messy here Ann ,trust me on that one;)

The device is certainly not going to be a winner in the "Ms Subtle" stakes so the camouflage idea is good.

What about a sand scene interspersed with loads of litter for beach use
Or a "Eskiebox" lookalike for the festivals?? or a grass and nettle one for the back alleys in Dundalk??

Well done Ann

Tommy the Cat · 06-06-2009 09:31AM

My experience last week...

Had a great gig, but had a turn for the worse on the journey home with the love of my life. My old foe diarrhea decided it was time again to tango, with me on the dual carriageway without a warnings notice. The feeling of one's self ****ting, is unpleasant. Passers by got a remarkable view of an animal...no, no not a man. My short's were disgarded as were my panties, **** streamed down my legs. And I wanted to die.

powerzjim · 06-06-2009 10:50AM

Tommy the Cat wrote: »

My experience last week...

Had a great gig, but had a turn for the worse on the journey home with the love of my life. My old foe diarrhea decided it was time again to tango, with me on the dual carriageway without a warnings notice. The feeling of one's self ****ting, is unpleasant. Passers by got a remarkable view of an animal...no, no not a man. My short's were disgarded as were my panties, **** streamed down my legs. And I wanted to die.

lol

i remember at school i'd never use the toilets because they were filthy so by the end of the day i had to go for a number 2, i could control it all day until i turned on to my road and saw my house, then i would have to rush home with out making a mess!

MarkR · 06-06-2009 02:57PM

Tommy the Cat wrote: »

My experience last week...

Had a great gig, but had a turn for the worse on the journey home with the love of my life. My old foe diarrhea decided it was time again to tango, with me on the dual carriageway without a warnings notice. The feeling of one's self ****ting, is unpleasant. Passers by got a remarkable view of an animal...no, no not a man. My short's were disgarded as were my panties, **** streamed down my legs. And I wanted to die.

I hope he hosed you off in mountrath at least.

Graham_B18C · 06-06-2009 03:11PM

That thing is the Sh!t

Would come in handy for oxegen though, open it out in the middle of the campsite, everyone's drunk...nobody cares!

robinph · 06-06-2009 03:42PM

powerzjim wrote: »

Would be good for festival though went Glastonbury last year toilets were horrid

They are not that bad, the longdrops are perfectly useable and if you know where to look there are even flushing bogs on site as well. It's a secret though and I'm not telling.

FlutterinBantam · 06-06-2009 04:12PM

Who needs bog buddy.

Listen carefully now.

large supermarket bag looped into the belt inside the jocks.

When you want to ..erm::o cut a bit of rope,adjust the bag between the thighs, enveloping the badge and plumbing.

loosen the trousers or knickers a little and unload the lot.

Clip off the handles and pull put and dispose responsibly.

*May need to be doubled to prevent leakage

Red_Marauder · 06-06-2009 06:36PM

Tommy the Cat wrote: »

My experience last week...

Had a great gig, but had a turn for the worse on the journey home with the love of my life. My old foe diarrhea decided it was time again to tango, with me on the dual carriageway without a warnings notice. The feeling of one's self ****ting, is unpleasant. Passers by got a remarkable view of an animal...no, no not a man. My short's were disgarded as were my panties, **** streamed down my legs. And I wanted to die.

Don't worry Tommy. If I were your girlfriend (and female) I'd be more worried about the fact you were wearing panties!

kumate_champ07 · 06-06-2009 06:51PM

i took a **** on bonos face once. or was it gavin lambe murphy. used to be a '**** on my face' page in the slate. there will never be the like again.

hmm just had a great idea

jackson2009 · 06-06-2009 08:46PM

I'd be scared the box would break as well that would be a big mess!

AlmightyCushion · 06-06-2009 09:14PM

Why bother. Nappies are a much better solution.

InkSlinger67 · 06-06-2009 09:30PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Why bother. Nappies are a much better solution.

Ruprecht would agree with you.....

Ann22 · 06-06-2009 10:20PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Very interesting experiences Ann.A very constructive post if I may say so.

However you may need to take account of one thing.After a 20 min walk with "Bunty banging at the back door" so to speak,letting go and shaking it casually down your trouser leg would not be an option. We are talking uber messy here Ann ,trust me on that one;)

The device is certainly not going to be a winner in the "Ms Subtle" stakes so the camouflage idea is good.

What about a sand scene interspersed with loads of litter for beach use
Or a "Eskiebox" lookalike for the festivals?? or a grass and nettle one for the back alleys in Dundalk??

Well done Ann

Yes the grass and nettles one would be ideal..then I'd have to master the art of the silent poo so I wouldn't startle passers by:o. I've often been in that situation...especially in the mornings after leaving the wee fella to school. I'm working now so the oh drops him up. I'd have to run to the nearest shopping centre with clenched buttcheeks. The nearest one has one of those key making booths next to the toilets. The same two lads used to see me every single morning gasping, groaning and staggering past the counter, sweat glistening on my brow...they knew, I could tell by their sympathetic nods...fcuk sake the shame of it!

powerzjim · 07-06-2009 12:35AM

lol at these stories i thought i was the only 1

jackson2009 · 07-06-2009 01:07PM

if your doing a country number 2 grab some dockleaves just in case you sting your bumb!

Sh*t Box the Portable Toilet.....I've needed this a couple times!

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