Sh*t Box the Portable Toilet.....I've needed this a couple times!

powerzjim

http://www.pyroradio.com/index.cfm/act/news_details/id/335

this would have saved me a few times!

It’s a lightweight cardboard box that uses reusable bags. It’s foldable, incredibly sturdy, and, even though it’s a take away toilet, it’s actually very cute.

mathie

Finally a replacement for the OHs handbag.

FlutterinBantam

Fedex me a score there boss.

Vain

I made my own one yesterday out of election posters.

bronte

Is that a picture of a sh it on it?

Vain

bronte wrote: »

Is that a picture of a sh it on it?

Ya its Mr hanky.

FlutterinBantam

Vain wrote: »

Ya its Mr hanky.

Well pointed that fcuker.

Donny5

I have one. It's unreliable.

FlutterinBantam

:eek:

Ruu_Old

Stadium Pal for drainin' the schpuddies.

javaboy

You should have gone before we left the house. I asked you if you needed to go. You can just hold it in now.

FlutterinBantam

Don't forget Stadium Gal

http://www.biorelief.com/store/stadiumgal.html

powerzjim

'Can also be used as a handy stool' lol good stuff

jackson2009

Lol

powerzjim

Would be good for festival though went Glastonbury last year toilets were horrid

Ann22

Fcuk I badly need one of those:D. Sometimes I go for days without 'going' but other times when I need to go I need to go within 2 mins:o. It's terrible! I was at mass one time and halfway through I felt the familiar stirrings..I'll never forget the walk home. I live about 20mins away from the church...I was doubled up in a cold sweat gasping for air the whole way home, passed loads of people on the way...they probably thought I was in labour. I don't know how I did it. I actually thought I'd have to just let go and shake it casually out of my trouser leg:(.
This box could be improved though, how about if it was camourflage leafy or cement brick coloured instead of the block capitals? I could've ducked down a grassy alleyway or just sat myself down on the edge of the footpath if I'd had one of those:o....

FlutterinBantam

Ann22 wrote: »

Fcuk I badly need one of those:D. Sometimes I go for days without 'going' but other times when I need to go I need to go within 2 mins:o. It's terrible! I was at mass one time and halfway through I felt the familiar stirrings..I'll never forget the walk home. I live about 20mins away from the church...I was doubled up in a cold sweat gasping for air the whole way home, passed loads of people on the way...they probably thought I was in labour. I don't know how I did it. I actually thought I'd have to just let go and shake it casually out of my trouser leg:(.
This box could be improved though, how about if it was camourflage leafy or cement brick coloured instead of the block capitals? I could've ducked down a grassy alleyway or just sat myself down on the edge of the footpath if I'd had one of those:o....

Very interesting experiences Ann.A very constructive post if I may say so.

However you may need to take account of one thing.After a 20 min walk with "Bunty banging at the back door" so to speak,letting go and shaking it casually down your trouser leg would not be an option. We are talking uber messy here Ann ,trust me on that one;)

The device is certainly not going to be a winner in the "Ms Subtle" stakes so the camouflage idea is good.

What about a sand scene interspersed with loads of litter for beach use
Or a "Eskiebox" lookalike for the festivals?? or a grass and nettle one for the back alleys in Dundalk??

Well done Ann

Tommy the Cat

My experience last week...

Had a great gig, but had a turn for the worse on the journey home with the love of my life. My old foe diarrhea decided it was time again to tango, with me on the dual carriageway without a warnings notice. The feeling of one's self ****ting, is unpleasant. Passers by got a remarkable view of an animal...no, no not a man. My short's were disgarded as were my panties, **** streamed down my legs. And I wanted to die.

powerzjim

Tommy the Cat wrote: »

My experience last week...

Had a great gig, but had a turn for the worse on the journey home with the love of my life. My old foe diarrhea decided it was time again to tango, with me on the dual carriageway without a warnings notice. The feeling of one's self ****ting, is unpleasant. Passers by got a remarkable view of an animal...no, no not a man. My short's were disgarded as were my panties, **** streamed down my legs. And I wanted to die.

lol

i remember at school i'd never use the toilets because they were filthy so by the end of the day i had to go for a number 2, i could control it all day until i turned on to my road and saw my house, then i would have to rush home with out making a mess!

MarkR

Tommy the Cat wrote: »

My experience last week...

Had a great gig, but had a turn for the worse on the journey home with the love of my life. My old foe diarrhea decided it was time again to tango, with me on the dual carriageway without a warnings notice. The feeling of one's self ****ting, is unpleasant. Passers by got a remarkable view of an animal...no, no not a man. My short's were disgarded as were my panties, **** streamed down my legs. And I wanted to die.

I hope he hosed you off in mountrath at least.

Graham_B18C

That thing is the Sh!t


Would come in handy for oxegen though, open it out in the middle of the campsite, everyone's drunk...nobody cares!

robinph

powerzjim wrote: »

Would be good for festival though went Glastonbury last year toilets were horrid

They are not that bad, the longdrops are perfectly useable and if you know where to look there are even flushing bogs on site as well. It's a secret though and I'm not telling.

FlutterinBantam

Who needs bog buddy.

Listen carefully now.

large supermarket bag looped into the belt inside the jocks.

When you want to ..erm::o cut a bit of rope,adjust the bag between the thighs, enveloping the badge and plumbing.

loosen the trousers or knickers a little and unload the lot.

Clip off the handles and pull put and dispose responsibly.


*May need to be doubled to prevent leakage

Red_Marauder

Tommy the Cat wrote: »

My experience last week...

Had a great gig, but had a turn for the worse on the journey home with the love of my life. My old foe diarrhea decided it was time again to tango, with me on the dual carriageway without a warnings notice. The feeling of one's self ****ting, is unpleasant. Passers by got a remarkable view of an animal...no, no not a man. My short's were disgarded as were my panties, **** streamed down my legs. And I wanted to die.

Don't worry Tommy. If I were your girlfriend (and female) I'd be more worried about the fact you were wearing panties!

kumate_champ07

i took a **** on bonos face once. or was it gavin lambe murphy. used to be a '**** on my face' page in the slate. there will never be the like again.

hmm just had a great idea

jackson2009

I'd be scared the box would break as well that would be a big mess!

AlmightyCushion

Why bother. Nappies are a much better solution.

InkSlinger67

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Why bother. Nappies are a much better solution.

Ruprecht would agree with you.....

Ann22

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Very interesting experiences Ann.A very constructive post if I may say so.

However you may need to take account of one thing.After a 20 min walk with "Bunty banging at the back door" so to speak,letting go and shaking it casually down your trouser leg would not be an option. We are talking uber messy here Ann ,trust me on that one;)

The device is certainly not going to be a winner in the "Ms Subtle" stakes so the camouflage idea is good.

What about a sand scene interspersed with loads of litter for beach use
Or a "Eskiebox" lookalike for the festivals?? or a grass and nettle one for the back alleys in Dundalk??

Well done Ann

Yes the grass and nettles one would be ideal..then I'd have to master the art of the silent poo so I wouldn't startle passers by:o. I've often been in that situation...especially in the mornings after leaving the wee fella to school. I'm working now so the oh drops him up. I'd have to run to the nearest shopping centre with clenched buttcheeks. The nearest one has one of those key making booths next to the toilets. The same two lads used to see me every single morning gasping, groaning and staggering past the counter, sweat glistening on my brow...they knew, I could tell by their sympathetic nods...fcuk sake the shame of it!

powerzjim

lol at these stories i thought i was the only 1

jackson2009

if your doing a country number 2 grab some dockleaves just in case you sting your bumb!

powerzjim

when i was a kid and used to run around and have adventures i'd always have a dockleeve in my pocket, for them bloody stingy nettles

[-0-]

I vote for a name change. The Shizzle Bizzle, with a picture of a hip black turd with loads of bling on the front.

Hank Scorpio

i laughed so much i cryed at some of these stories

powerzjim

nuxxx wrote: »

i laughed so much i cryed at some of these stories

lol nothing beats 'number 2' stories

jackson2009

[-0-] wrote: »

I vote for a name change. The Shizzle Bizzle, with a picture of a hip black turd with loads of bling on the front.

lol there will be letters

powerzjim

Would be finny

jackson2009

finny!