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Unsettling experience in D2

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  • #32
    like clockwork!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭like clockwork!


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    At least they make an effort and add something different to the sea of overused references and cheap shot FAIL comments that you get sick of seeing around here.

    Although it's alot easier to criticise than to try adding something original yourself, isn't it?

    Agreed Tam. What have the "jack palances" of these fora ever done to add to the humour or discussion? :eek:


  • #33
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

    Although it's alot easier to criticise than to try adding something original yourself, isn't it?

    imitating the classic pighead template right down to the third person narrative isnt very original though, is it? :)


  • #34
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

    Although it's alot easier to criticise than to try adding something original yourself, isn't it?

    Well what's original about rehashing the same thing time and time again?


  • #35
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    jackpalance wrote: »
    Well what's original about rehashing the same thing time and time again?

    What do you mean what's original?
    There was a new location, La Stampa and a new tipple of choice, a Margerita.

    Usually his stories involve him drinking Scrumpy Jack behind a bus shelter.


  • #36
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    There was the Flutt just out of an interview for a frikken big job and still a bit shaky when he decides to hop in to La Stampa in Dawson St. for a stiffener.

    Interview went well apart from some English bint trying to catch out the Flutt with "5 year plans" and "projected career path" stuff.

    "I'll project a plug of jizz between your eyes you cnunt", I though ,but that's beside the point.

    "Margerita Horse" I says to the barkeep and settled back to unwind and enjoy the ambiance which in fairness was nice and relaxed.

    Anyways about 45 mins later needed to take a wizz ,into the well appointed set up and prepared... in waddles a well "down lineman" is the build, around 6'1" and about 340 lbs and heads for a stall.
    Now here's the thing, doesn't close the door,wide open,drops the kex and settles on the pot.
    "Fookin 'ell" I says to meself ,this is a new one on me,when there is a slight

    "Pfffft.hssssoop" from the stall and then ,well like a sack of chicken fillets into a half filled bath fcuker blew the lot out:eek:

    Door wide open proceeds to clean himself up,inspecting the results .

    Then out to wash the hands, at least he did that.

    I was gobsmacked and had to proffer a "Them oysters loosen you up don't they" while we abluted at the basins.

    Couldn't get over it,anyone ever had such an experience.?


    I guess it's just something about you, the kind of presence that makes one want to drop their trousers and go hell for leather as nature intended while under your observation.

    Never had such an experience (if you discount toddler toilet training incidents), because I haven't met you yet in RL.


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  • #37
    DublinWriter
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    Looks like La Stampa's clientèle has gone to sh*t.


  • #38
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Door wide open proceeds to clean himself up,inspecting the results .
    Well how else is he supposed to know when he's finished wiping?
    Scrunched up pieces of shít-covered toilet paper are only disgusting when it's someone else's eh?


  • #39
    bantee
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    How long does it take you to have a whiz? And you had time to watch this guy take a dump and clean his hole?


  • #40
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    bantee wrote: »
    How long does it take you to have a whiz? And you had time to watch this guy take a dump and clean his hole?


    Dont forget to also stand there gassing to yer man about what he ate.

    Another typical flutter post,made up in order to shoehorn in as many scat references as possible without repeating yourself.


  • #41
    Ostrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    muletide wrote: »
    Repeat after me "I am not Pighead"

    Is it safe to ask about the third person posting without cutting remarks/history search for insults?


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  • #42
    Smcgie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    CianRyan wrote: »
    Hahahahahahahahaha!
    Wow, that must have been pretty mental.

    Nothing like that really, one thing though.
    Was in the legal eagle with my mate to play a gig, was there early and all the lights weren't on yet.
    Mate decided he needed to take a piss, so down the dark stairwell we go to the jax. We couldn't find a light switch down there, so he proceeded to go by memory and he thought he had found the urinal, let it rip so he did.
    Have way through the piss i found the light switch, and to our surprise it was not the urinal he found, instead it was a radiator.
    The dirty fúcker just finished up and left it there, i was shocked but at the same time all i could do was laugh.
    We just kind of left it there and didn't tell anyone, we left promptly after i was done and i haven't been back since.

    Le gross...

    God you have little to do!


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