Stupidest thing you ever done?

Local-womanizer · 02-06-2009 01:18AM #1

Whats the stupidest thing you have done?

Mine was recently,needed to get a few hundred Euros out of my bank account to pay a bill.Had my bank card in my hand in the morning,I put it down to put my shoes on and when I had my shoes on I went to pick it up again.The only thing it wasent there

I had no I.D. to get money out of the bank any other way and I search the whole bedroom high and low for it.No luck.

Went to college that day,went about my usual business.When I came home I took my shoes off and there was the card in my shoe:o

Was late paying the bill,but I never told anyone where the card was.

Saibh · 02-06-2009 01:27AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I never told anyone where the card was.

You have now

Borneo Fnctn · 02-06-2009 01:29AM

I nearly choked to death on a Mister Freeze.

Also, I was never the same since I tried to kick my own height.

Senna · 02-06-2009 01:30AM

I voted for FF

Local-womanizer · 02-06-2009 01:31AM

jackpalance wrote: »

I nearly choked to death on a Mister Freeze.

Also, I was never the same since I tried to kick my own height.

Who knew Karl Pilkington uses Boards;)

Michellenman · 02-06-2009 01:31AM

Flushed a tenner down the toilet once.

SoupyNorman · 02-06-2009 01:31AM

A girl from Tipperary.

Snowie · 02-06-2009 01:32AM

I once had sex with a bunny boiler

Borneo Fnctn · 02-06-2009 01:33AM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Who knew Karl Pilkington uses Boards;)

Saw your sig and thought you'd pick up on it.:pac:

Local-womanizer · 02-06-2009 01:34AM

jackpalance wrote: »

Saw your sig and thought you'd pick up on it.:pac:

You thought right!

Trinity · 02-06-2009 01:35AM

I'm dizzy the list is endless

Ex went to buy paint from someone off adverts for me. when he got back he said they had a lovely dog, i replied awh what was he saying to ya :rolleyes:

selling alloys someone asked me the measurements of the tyre, i got the kids ruler and measured them - 8 inches x 2 inches i had them advertised as

gambled my rent last month then had to sell me car for peanuts to get it back, thats not even stupid, its beyond stupid

then i bought a cheaper car without seeing it, paid someone to collect it from kilkenny, hadnt even seen a pic - and guess what, its fcuking in bits :mad:

02-06-2009 01:39AM

Came "home" to Ireland!

seanybiker · 02-06-2009 01:41AM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I once had sex with a bunny boiler

I once boiled a sexy bunny

we'llallhavetea_old · 02-06-2009 01:50AM

an endless list of utter stupidity in my case, one of the worst being, i asked my friend could i use her fone as i had no credit, sent a text asking a lad i was seeing, was he comin over for a joint? sent it to my friends dad. (in my defence, i was only 18)

another time i was driving at night and the boot was open so i stopped to close it, i was terrified in the dark so i legged it really fast, hopped into the car, slammed my hair in the door and drove up the road roarin laughin with my head tilted to the side :rolleyes:

Professey Chin · 02-06-2009 01:51AM

seanybiker wrote: »

I once boiled a sexy bunny

I once bunnied a sexy boil

Gang of Gin · 02-06-2009 03:35AM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I once bunnied a sexy boil

I, a bunny, once sexied a boil

SoupyNorman · 02-06-2009 03:37AM

Gang of Gin wrote: »

I, a bunny, once sexied a boil

I think that can be yours.

kingsley16 · 02-06-2009 04:11AM

1. ordered a take away last week and thought my mum was at home to pay for it. then when the delivery guy came I walked into my mum's room to ask for money and guess what...she wasn't there. had to go ask my neighbour for a lend of a tenner

turns out my mum left home 4 hrs ago and i didn't even notice.

2. taking a sh!t in my gf's house without checking to see if there was toilet paper, had to text my gf to bring me a roll :eek: then when i came out and went downstairs they all started laughing at me and saying whats that smell

hahaha the 2 stupidest things i've ever done.

Mycroft H · 02-06-2009 10:14AM

Flushed a fifty down the pubs jax, i can still see swirling going down the loo, i was really thick with that.

johnnyrotten · 02-06-2009 10:20AM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I once bunnied a sexy boil

I once Sexed a Boiled Bunny

niceirishfella · 02-06-2009 10:44AM

johnnyrotten wrote: »

I once Sexed a Boiled Bunny

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....you win.:)

deisedude · 02-06-2009 11:10AM

johnnyrotten wrote: »

I once Sexed a Boiled Bunny

I'm not sure if i'm horny or hungry!:P

CianRyan · 02-06-2009 11:44AM

I consistently walk into open doors.
Yes, open ones.

Wacko · 02-06-2009 11:45AM

This one time I shot an abortion doctor for the pro-life cause, funny enough it was only when I did it I realised the irony, whoopsy

RxQueen · 02-06-2009 11:47AM

CianRyan wrote: »

I consistently walk into open doors.
Yes, open ones.

o.0 how is that possible!!

CianRyan · 02-06-2009 01:02PM

emo!! wrote: »

o.0 how is that possible!!

I'll show you with this clearly labeled diagram.

Amy33 · 02-06-2009 01:18PM

I lent my ex boyfriend 2,000 punts, we were together 6 years. I kept asking for it back, but never got anywhere. When we broke up, I knew I was never going to get it back. That was 1998 and I'm still annoyed!

SoWatchaWant · 02-06-2009 01:44PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Came "home" to Ireland!

Thumbs down!

SoWatchaWant · 02-06-2009 01:48PM

trish990 wrote: »

I lent my ex boyfriend 2,000 punts, we were together 6 years. I kept asking for it back, but never got anywhere. When we broke up, I knew I was never going to get it back. That was 1998 and I'm still annoyed!

The way I see it is, you shouldn't have to even ask for it back.

If he doesn't give it to you, bring him to court. He deserves it.

auditek923 · 02-06-2009 01:54PM

lived a lavish lifestyle off of loans and credit cards when the times where good.

KTRIC · 02-06-2009 01:58PM

Got a loan of £2k from a girl I was shacked up with in '98, spent it on coke and hookers behind her back.

Such a waste :rolleyes:

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