Do you get worried when an older woman

tolteq · 30-05-2009 09:57PM #1

shows a sexual interest in you. i have to say. it freaks me out. lol.

Aidric · 30-05-2009 09:59PM

Massive turn on imo, if she's hot obviously.

Red Hand · 30-05-2009 10:02PM

How old? Coffin dodger age?

Gummy Panda · 30-05-2009 10:03PM

Nope, i drop my pants and say suck it

googlehead · 30-05-2009 10:04PM

are you gay?

jester77 · 30-05-2009 10:05PM

Maybe she wanted you to mow her lawn

thebullkf · 30-05-2009 10:06PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nope, i drop my pants and say suck it

especially if shes asian....talkin gobbledygook

tolteq · 30-05-2009 10:06PM

googlehead wrote: »

are you gay?

tbh i wish i was sometimes. women.....man they depress the hell outta me

googlehead · 30-05-2009 10:09PM

tolteq wrote: »

tbh i wish i was sometimes. women.....man they depress the hell outta me

why is that?

Rented Mule · 30-05-2009 10:11PM

I was bangin' cougars before cougars were cool.

Now I am the nearly same age as the cougars that used to chase me 20 odd years ago.

tolteq · 30-05-2009 10:17PM

googlehead wrote: »

why is that?

ah women are so hard to read.

P.C. · 30-05-2009 10:26PM

tolteq wrote: »

ah women are so hard to resist.

FYP

AAaaahhhhhh, the older wimmins

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Love the attention, all depends if they are hawt.

K4t · 30-05-2009 10:32PM

Erm, I get horny. Are you a man?

Abi · 30-05-2009 11:05PM

tolteq wrote: »

shows a sexual interest in you. i have to say. it freaks me out. lol.

Experience scares ya eh? How old is old, for a whipper snapper like yourself?

5318008! · 30-05-2009 11:07PM

Yes.

I also get a lot of sexual attention from women, so much it can even get annoying at times.

Not only do I have the looks, but I also have that laddish and juvenile sense of humour that mature older women just love.

Most guys will never understand.

DubMedic · 30-05-2009 11:34PM

OP , don't worry!. Stacy's Mom has gottit goin on

35notout · 30-05-2009 11:41PM

5318008! wrote: »

Yes.

I also get a lot of sexual attention from women, so much it can even get annoying at times.

Not only do I have the looks, but I also have that laddish and juvenile sense of humour that mature older women just love.

Most guys will never understand.

Speaking as an older woman, trust me, the attention you get is not sexual - that's if you get attention at all.
Sorry did I wake you from your dream....

skyhighflyer · 30-05-2009 11:47PM

Older women are great OP. As a young J1 student I was meant to meet a room mate for pints on one of my first evenings over there. He didn't turn up so I thought, fcuk it, I'll get a pint in the first bar I come across on the way home. Went in, ordered a pint, had another, and another (was talking sh1te to the barman who was 'Irish' from a few generations ago). Anyways as a young me was about to finish up around 3am I went to pay my tab at the bar when the barman said 'Don't worry son, that lady over there's picked up your tab'

I looked around and there, sure enough, was a stiffler's-mom type putting her credit card into her bag and giving me a smile. Couldn't believe it. Went over to her to say thanks and she was asking me back to her place. I refused and she insisted on bringing me to dinner sometime. I pretended like I would and gave her a fake phone number. Wasn't that she wasn't hot - I was afraid of whayt she'd do to me:pac:

I still regret not meetiong her again to this day (all two years later

)

Older women fcuking rock:p

misty76 · 31-05-2009 12:57AM

Here's to you Mrs Robinson!!

dresden8 · 31-05-2009 12:59AM

I'm sure it's fannytastic.

Surely you'd be more worried if an older lady wouldn't.

And yes, I'll stop calling you Shirley.

StopNotWorking · 31-05-2009 01:03AM

I'd take it as a compliment tbh.

bigeasyeah · 31-05-2009 01:06AM

Nope,I love a good war story.

'So what was Hannibal really like?'

Zangetsu · 31-05-2009 01:07AM

Nothing wrong with flirtin with an older lady, they tend to be fairly filthy... Good craic all together unless you gay of course...

CianRyan · 31-05-2009 01:16AM

skyhighflyer wrote: »

Older women are great OP. As a young J1 student I was meant to meet a room mate for pints on one of my first evenings over there. He didn't turn up so I thought, fcuk it, I'll get a pint in the first bar I come across on the way home. Went in, ordered a pint, had another, and another (was talking sh1te to the barman who was 'Irish' from a few generations ago). Anyways as a young me was about to finish up around 3am I went to pay my tab at the bar when the barman said 'Don't worry son, that lady over there's picked up your tab'

I looked around and there, sure enough, was a stiffler's-mom type putting her credit card into her bag and giving me a smile. Couldn't believe it. Went over to her to say thanks and she was asking me back to her place. I refused and she insisted on bringing me to dinner sometime. I pretended like I would and gave her a fake phone number. Wasn't that she wasn't hot - I was afraid of whayt she'd do to me:pac:

I still regret not meetiong her again to this day (all two years later )

Older women fcuking rock:p

YOU BLOODY FOOOOL!!!:eek:

jester77 · 31-05-2009 01:21AM

skyhighflyer wrote: »

Older women are great OP. As a young J1 student I was meant to meet a room mate for pints on one of my first evenings over there. He didn't turn up so I thought, fcuk it, I'll get a pint in the first bar I come across on the way home. Went in, ordered a pint, had another, and another (was talking sh1te to the barman who was 'Irish' from a few generations ago). Anyways as a young me was about to finish up around 3am I went to pay my tab at the bar when the barman said 'Don't worry son, that lady over there's picked up your tab'

I looked around and there, sure enough, was a stiffler's-mom type putting her credit card into her bag and giving me a smile. Couldn't believe it. Went over to her to say thanks and she was asking me back to her place. I refused and she insisted on bringing me to dinner sometime. I pretended like I would and gave her a fake phone number. Wasn't that she wasn't hot - I was afraid of whayt she'd do to me:pac:

I still regret not meetiong her again to this day (all two years later )

Older women fcuking rock:p

Most disappointing ending ever... I was expecting to hear you went back to her place, had the roide of your life, husband walked in, you legging it out through the window with your pants under your arm running like a madman down the street!

minidazzler · 31-05-2009 01:24AM

skyhighflyer wrote: »

Older women are great OP. As a young J1 student I was meant to meet a room mate for pints on one of my first evenings over there. He didn't turn up so I thought, fcuk it, I'll get a pint in the first bar I come across on the way home. Went in, ordered a pint, had another, and another (was talking sh1te to the barman who was 'Irish' from a few generations ago). Anyways as a young me was about to finish up around 3am I went to pay my tab at the bar when the barman said 'Don't worry son, that lady over there's picked up your tab'

I looked around and there, sure enough, was a stiffler's-mom type putting her credit card into her bag and giving me a smile. Couldn't believe it. Went over to her to say thanks and she was asking me back to her place. I refused and she insisted on bringing me to dinner sometime. I pretended like I would and gave her a fake phone number. Wasn't that she wasn't hot - I was afraid of whayt she'd do to me:pac:

I still regret not meetiong her again to this day (all two years later )

Older women fcuking rock:p

You should be ashamed of yourself!!!! A Garunteed lay from a hot older woman who probably had a bit of money.

Go to the Corner.

Sharpshooter · 31-05-2009 01:27AM

misty76 wrote: »

Here's to you Mrs Robinson!!

Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo).

loveissucide · 31-05-2009 01:28AM

An older woman(23) once came onto me in a bar,managing to corner and go with me.After that she insisted on me walking her home,and somehow ended up giving me a handjob,which was ****ing agony.Especially considering it was 4am and my needs at that moment were 1.A ham and cheese toastie, 2.A cup of tea, 3.Bed. It was providing none and very much wasted on me.

brianthebard · 31-05-2009 01:28AM

jester77 wrote: »

Most disappointing ending ever... I was expecting to hear you went back to her place, had the roide of your life, husband walked in, you legging it out through the window with your pants under your arm running like a madman down the street!

skyhighflyer obviously left out the big ending, where 2 minutes after that hot lady paid his bill he realised he was ghey for the barman. No way in hell I believe that story unless it ends with him coming out!

Kinetic^ · 31-05-2009 01:30AM

Flights: €500
Hawaiian shirt: €46
Cheap own brand aftershave: €7
Not having the balls to nail a hot MILF who has just paid for your drink all night: Priceless

CianRyan · 31-05-2009 01:55AM

loveissucide wrote: »

An older woman(23) once came onto me in a bar,managing to corner and go with me.After that she insisted on me walking her home,and somehow ended up giving me a handjob,which was ****ing agony.Especially considering it was 4am and my needs at that moment were 1.A ham and cheese toastie, 2.A cup of tea, 3.Bed. It was providing none and very much wasted on me.

Eh... WTF?

Do you get worried when an older woman

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