Do you get worried when an older woman

tolteq

shows a sexual interest in you. i have to say. it freaks me out. lol.

Aidric

Massive turn on imo, if she's hot obviously.

Red Hand

How old? Coffin dodger age?

Gummy Panda

Nope, i drop my pants and say suck it

googlehead

are you gay?

jester77

Maybe she wanted you to mow her lawn

thebullkf

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nope, i drop my pants and say suck it

especially if shes asian....talkin gobbledygook

tolteq

googlehead wrote: »

are you gay?

tbh i wish i was sometimes. women.....man they depress the hell outta me

googlehead

tolteq wrote: »

tbh i wish i was sometimes. women.....man they depress the hell outta me

why is that?

Rented Mule

I was bangin' cougars before cougars were cool.

Now I am the nearly same age as the cougars that used to chase me 20 odd years ago.

tolteq

googlehead wrote: »

why is that?

ah women are so hard to read.

P.C.

tolteq wrote: »

ah women are so hard to resist.

FYP

AAaaahhhhhh, the older wimmins .
Love the attention, all depends if they are hawt.

K4t

Erm, I get horny. Are you a man?

Abi

tolteq wrote: »

shows a sexual interest in you. i have to say. it freaks me out. lol.

Experience scares ya eh? How old is old, for a whipper snapper like yourself?

5318008!

Yes.

I also get a lot of sexual attention from women, so much it can even get annoying at times.

Not only do I have the looks, but I also have that laddish and juvenile sense of humour that mature older women just love.

Most guys will never understand.

DubMedic

OP , don't worry!. Stacy's Mom has gottit goin on

35notout

5318008! wrote: »

Yes.

I also get a lot of sexual attention from women, so much it can even get annoying at times.

Not only do I have the looks, but I also have that laddish and juvenile sense of humour that mature older women just love.

Most guys will never understand.

Speaking as an older woman, trust me, the attention you get is not sexual - that's if you get attention at all.
Sorry did I wake you from your dream....

skyhighflyer

Older women are great OP. As a young J1 student I was meant to meet a room mate for pints on one of my first evenings over there. He didn't turn up so I thought, fcuk it, I'll get a pint in the first bar I come across on the way home. Went in, ordered a pint, had another, and another (was talking sh1te to the barman who was 'Irish' from a few generations ago). Anyways as a young me was about to finish up around 3am I went to pay my tab at the bar when the barman said 'Don't worry son, that lady over there's picked up your tab'

I looked around and there, sure enough, was a stiffler's-mom type putting her credit card into her bag and giving me a smile. Couldn't believe it. Went over to her to say thanks and she was asking me back to her place. I refused and she insisted on bringing me to dinner sometime. I pretended like I would and gave her a fake phone number. Wasn't that she wasn't hot - I was afraid of whayt she'd do to me:pac:

I still regret not meetiong her again to this day (all two years later )

Older women fcuking rock:p

misty76

Here's to you Mrs Robinson!!

dresden8

I'm sure it's fannytastic.

Surely you'd be more worried if an older lady wouldn't.

And yes, I'll stop calling you Shirley.

StopNotWorking

I'd take it as a compliment tbh.

bigeasyeah

Nope,I love a good war story.




'So what was Hannibal really like?'

Zangetsu

Nothing wrong with flirtin with an older lady, they tend to be fairly filthy... Good craic all together unless you gay of course...

CianRyan

skyhighflyer wrote: »

Older women are great OP. As a young J1 student I was meant to meet a room mate for pints on one of my first evenings over there. He didn't turn up so I thought, fcuk it, I'll get a pint in the first bar I come across on the way home. Went in, ordered a pint, had another, and another (was talking sh1te to the barman who was 'Irish' from a few generations ago). Anyways as a young me was about to finish up around 3am I went to pay my tab at the bar when the barman said 'Don't worry son, that lady over there's picked up your tab'

I looked around and there, sure enough, was a stiffler's-mom type putting her credit card into her bag and giving me a smile. Couldn't believe it. Went over to her to say thanks and she was asking me back to her place. I refused and she insisted on bringing me to dinner sometime. I pretended like I would and gave her a fake phone number. Wasn't that she wasn't hot - I was afraid of whayt she'd do to me:pac:

I still regret not meetiong her again to this day (all two years later )

Older women fcuking rock:p

YOU BLOODY FOOOOL!!!:eek:

jester77

skyhighflyer wrote: »

Older women are great OP. As a young J1 student I was meant to meet a room mate for pints on one of my first evenings over there. He didn't turn up so I thought, fcuk it, I'll get a pint in the first bar I come across on the way home. Went in, ordered a pint, had another, and another (was talking sh1te to the barman who was 'Irish' from a few generations ago). Anyways as a young me was about to finish up around 3am I went to pay my tab at the bar when the barman said 'Don't worry son, that lady over there's picked up your tab'

I looked around and there, sure enough, was a stiffler's-mom type putting her credit card into her bag and giving me a smile. Couldn't believe it. Went over to her to say thanks and she was asking me back to her place. I refused and she insisted on bringing me to dinner sometime. I pretended like I would and gave her a fake phone number. Wasn't that she wasn't hot - I was afraid of whayt she'd do to me:pac:

I still regret not meetiong her again to this day (all two years later )

Older women fcuking rock:p

Most disappointing ending ever... I was expecting to hear you went back to her place, had the roide of your life, husband walked in, you legging it out through the window with your pants under your arm running like a madman down the street!

minidazzler

skyhighflyer wrote: »

Older women are great OP. As a young J1 student I was meant to meet a room mate for pints on one of my first evenings over there. He didn't turn up so I thought, fcuk it, I'll get a pint in the first bar I come across on the way home. Went in, ordered a pint, had another, and another (was talking sh1te to the barman who was 'Irish' from a few generations ago). Anyways as a young me was about to finish up around 3am I went to pay my tab at the bar when the barman said 'Don't worry son, that lady over there's picked up your tab'

I looked around and there, sure enough, was a stiffler's-mom type putting her credit card into her bag and giving me a smile. Couldn't believe it. Went over to her to say thanks and she was asking me back to her place. I refused and she insisted on bringing me to dinner sometime. I pretended like I would and gave her a fake phone number. Wasn't that she wasn't hot - I was afraid of whayt she'd do to me:pac:

I still regret not meetiong her again to this day (all two years later )

Older women fcuking rock:p

You should be ashamed of yourself!!!! A Garunteed lay from a hot older woman who probably had a bit of money.

Go to the Corner.

Sharpshooter

misty76 wrote: »

Here's to you Mrs Robinson!!

Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo).

loveissucide

An older woman(23) once came onto me in a bar,managing to corner and go with me.After that she insisted on me walking her home,and somehow ended up giving me a handjob,which was ****ing agony.Especially considering it was 4am and my needs at that moment were 1.A ham and cheese toastie, 2.A cup of tea, 3.Bed. It was providing none and very much wasted on me.

brianthebard

jester77 wrote: »

Most disappointing ending ever... I was expecting to hear you went back to her place, had the roide of your life, husband walked in, you legging it out through the window with your pants under your arm running like a madman down the street!

skyhighflyer obviously left out the big ending, where 2 minutes after that hot lady paid his bill he realised he was ghey for the barman. No way in hell I believe that story unless it ends with him coming out!

Kinetic^

Flights: €500
Hawaiian shirt: €46
Cheap own brand aftershave: €7
Not having the balls to nail a hot MILF who has just paid for your drink all night: Priceless

CianRyan

loveissucide wrote: »

An older woman(23) once came onto me in a bar,managing to corner and go with me.After that she insisted on me walking her home,and somehow ended up giving me a handjob,which was ****ing agony.Especially considering it was 4am and my needs at that moment were 1.A ham and cheese toastie, 2.A cup of tea, 3.Bed. It was providing none and very much wasted on me.

Eh... WTF?

rainbow kirby

Depends how old and/or hot they are...

dyl10

loveissucide wrote: »

An older woman(23) once came onto me in a bar,managing to corner and go with me.

23 is the age to be considered an "older woman" these days? :eek:

LovelyTom

Made a habit of picking older women to dance with in a club/bar... They try harder.

Super-Rush

I feckin love older women

delllat

loveissucide wrote: »

An older woman(23) once came onto me in a bar,managing to corner and go with me.After that she insisted on me walking her home,and somehow ended up giving me a handjob,which was ****ing agony.Especially considering it was 4am and my needs at that moment were 1.A ham and cheese toastie, 2.A cup of tea, 3.Bed. It was providing none and very much wasted on me.

wtf?

themadchef

tolteq wrote: »

shows a sexual interest in you. i have to say. it freaks me out. lol.

It's the freckles, tell me you have freckles... rawrrrrr

tolteq wrote: »

ah women are so hard to read.

Generally, older wimmin will just tell you to kit off. Hard to read is for teenagers. You don't get time to have a "do you think she likes me moment".

You're not ready for it OP. My advice would be to run

blinding

If any lady over the legal age shows a sexual interest in a man it is his duty to return it to her.

No man has ever regretted returning sexual interest to a lady on his death bed unless it was the cause of him being on his death bed which is a possibility.

It really is only good manners to please the lady.

delllat

blinding wrote: »

If any lady over the legal age shows a sexual interest in a man it is his duty to return it to her.

No man has ever regretted returning sexual interest to a lady on his death bed unless it was the cause of him being on his death bed which is a possibility.

It really is only good manners to please the lady.

unless she gve him crabs ,herpes or hiv

blinding

delllat wrote: »

unless she gve him crabs ,herpes or hiv

I did kinda say that at the end of the sentence except for the non lethal diseases.
Thanks for the extra reasons but except for diseases it is just good manners to please the lady:)

My name is URL

Once her false teeth don't fall out it's all good

That's why I recommend Fixodent

delllat

My name is URL wrote: »

Once her false teeth don't fall out it's all good

That's why I recommend Fixodent

face down,ass up FTW

segaBOY

I love older women, so much so that I practice necrophilia on a regular basis.

galwayrush

It won't worry me until i'm in my 50's.;)

galwayrush

segaBOY wrote: »

I love older women, so much so that I practice necrophilia on a regular basis.

Do you ever find that dead boring...........:eek:

El Siglo

loveissucide wrote: »

An older woman(23) once came onto me in a bar,managing to corner and go with me.After that she insisted on me walking her home,and somehow ended up giving me a handjob,which was ****ing agony.Especially considering it was 4am and my needs at that moment were 1.A ham and cheese toastie, 2.A cup of tea, 3.Bed. It was providing none and very much wasted on me.

It's okay, I saw you were posting here. Explains why you consider 23 old. My problem with that post is, you're complaining about a handjob from a 23-year old? Jesus, that's a happy ending you got, f*ck toasties and tea!:D Personally, if a bird is good looking it doesn't matter, once she's above the age of consent then I'm happy!

Mrmoe

I'm confused, I thought women stopped having sex after 29 years of age?

johnnyskeleton

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Not having the balls to nail a hot MILF who has just paid for your drink all night: Priceless

Priceless or worthless?

pebbles21

Reminds me of the night i was alone in a hotel for work,i was having a beer in nearly empty hotel bar on a monday night when a woman in her late 40s come up to bar and smiles at me as she ordered a drink

I started a bit of small talk with her and before i knew it we were sitting together knocking back drinks and chatting as if we knew each other for years

As the bar closed she asked if i wanted to back to her house and i said why dont you stay here as i had a room,she said she would rather go home

As we were travelling to her house in the taxi things were getting a bit steamy and she whispered in my ear "did i ever have a mother daughter threesome?",which kind of shocked me at first but then thought fcuk it it not every day you get a hot mum and her daughter at the same time so i told her no but would love to try it

We got out of the taxi and i walked up her drive nervously as she fumbled with her keys to open the door ,she opened the door and showed me the sitting room and said sit down there and ill just give her a shout ,then she shouts up the stairs ....................................




































"mammy your wanted down here!!!":eek::eek:

El Siglo

We have a winner!:D

Irishpimpdude

Yea indeed that was a good one