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Flecktarn · 26-05-2009 11:39PM

OzCam wrote: »

Why don't we make all teenagers do basic first aid during 5th year?

A lot of schools do it in 4th year.

Masada · 26-05-2009 11:48PM

OzCam wrote: »

On the way home this evening I was able to give some first aid (comfort, mostly) to an elderly gentleman who had been blown over by the wind. We had an off-duty firefighter, a garda, and two nice ladies forming a "public care team" in under a minute. DFB ambo was there in about 7... it was quite something. After a roadside check the gentleman was given a lift home.

I guess that's God's way of reminding me to get my bloody cert renewed.

Why don't we make all teenagers do basic first aid during 5th year?

Because when it comes to the one time you actually need to use it, theres already a fireman a copper and plenty of aulones around to do it instead.

NakedDex · 26-05-2009 11:51PM

It's because every school in the country is so afraid of a law suit now that the idea of handing all the students a kit containing a scalpel, scissors and rubber gloves is positively pant-wetting. Plus they'd then have the tools to patch each other up after dust-ups out behind the bike sheds, and you know some ridiculous person would see that as an encouragement for fighting or something equally ludicrous.

Harlequin Wolf · 27-05-2009 12:00AM

Masada wrote: »

Because when it comes to the one time you actually need to use it, theres already a fireman a copper and plenty of aulones around to do it instead.

Hehe

Dread-Lock · 27-05-2009 12:23AM

OzCam wrote: »

Why don't we make all teenagers do basic first aid during 5th year?

I did it in transition year and it was probably the best thing I did at that sh!t hole. Gotta get my cert renewed at the end of the year.

Masada · 27-05-2009 12:42AM

check this out.

moggser · 27-05-2009 12:56AM

lookat tis fella

Stercus Accidit · 27-05-2009 12:58AM

:rolleyes: Pfft call that cool?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwhLpvyXO1M

This guy is total fail, and fails not only at taking out an airsoft gun, but life itself

moggser · 27-05-2009 12:59AM

Some amazing 'Oirish' facts !!!
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>
>
>
> 1. Only in Ireland can a pizza get to your house faster than an
> ambulance.
>
> 2. Only in Ireland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way
> to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy
> people can buy cigarettes at the front.
>
>
> 3. Only in Ireland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
> and a DIET coke.
>
> 4. Only in Ireland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens
> to the counters.
>
> 5. Only in Ireland do we leave cars worth thousands of €'s on the
> drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
>
>
> 6. Only in Ireland do we use answering machines to screen calls and
> then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
> want to talk to in the first place.
>
> 7. Only in Ireland would there be disabled parking places in front of
> the ice-skating rink in Smithfield, Dublin.
>
>
> NOT TO MENTION…..
>
>
> 8. 3 Irish die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their
> tongue.
>
> 9. 142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
> shirts.
>
> 10. 58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
> screwdrivers.
>
>
> 11. 31 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
> while the fairy lights were plugged in.
>
> 12. 19 Irish have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
> decorations were chocolate.
>
>
> 13. Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas
> cracker-pulling accidents.
>
> 14. 18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
> lit cigarette in their mouth.
>
> 15. A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years
> after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
>
>
> 16. 5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving
> out-of-control Scalextric cars.
>
> and finally...
>
> 17. In 2000 , eight Irish were admitted to hospital with 'fractured
> skulls' incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet bowl!!

> 'Cos let's face it …nobody can beat the "Oirish" at taking the p!ss
> outta themselves !!!

Stercus Accidit · 27-05-2009 01:04AM

Actually, a great one for the AK users, and for everyone else, its a quite funny video in itself

Also it reminds me of trailer park boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmmojtgDC0

moggser · 27-05-2009 01:10AM

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

Actually, a great one for the AK users, and for everyone else, its a quite funny video in itself

Also it reminds me of trailer park boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmmojtgDC0

cant do that with kings arms mags they'd split

:D

Stercus Accidit · 27-05-2009 01:17AM

BTW got those cyma mid caps for the AK, seriously cheap, and made of steel! Finish is a black gloss though but a definite option for AK users.

desertstorm · 27-05-2009 01:17AM

NakedDex wrote: »

It's because every school in the country is so afraid of a law suit now that the idea of handing all the students a kit containing a scalpel, scissors and rubber gloves is positively pant-wetting. Plus they'd then have the tools to patch each other up after dust-ups out behind the bike sheds, and you know some ridiculous person would see that as an encouragement for fighting or something equally ludicrous.

Im sure you realise that construction studies and engineering are still taught in schools, all that heavy machinery, soldering irons, blowtorches, drills, fumes

and students already use scalpels scissors and rubber gloves in biology

alot of schools just dont have the money, or dont see it necessary! besides making all fourth years do it would most likely waste alot of money as you'll always get the bunch who arent intrested, its often given as an option

its definetly something worth having tho!

moggser · 27-05-2009 01:18AM

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

BTW got those cyma mid caps for the AK, seriously cheap, and made of steel! Finish is a black gloss though but a definite option for AK users.

from where sambo

NakedDex · 27-05-2009 01:19AM

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

:rolleyes: Pfft call that cool?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwhLpvyXO1M

This guy is total fail, and fails not only at taking out an airsoft gun, but life itself

Lets just get something straight here. This guy is carrying a loaded Glock 18 with the safety off, hanging upside down and backwards from a tight belt (that's not a holster kids) and he's drawing it by grabbing the trigger guard in a downward motion while the barrel is still pointing upwards?

If the corollary of the theory of evolution holds true (that being that anyone without the right amount of intelligence to operate advancing technology but insists on doing so will likely meet a sticky, messy end rather quickly), then this guy will soon try this with a real Glock.

And I will laugh.

And possibly cheer.

Stercus Accidit · 27-05-2009 01:29AM

moggser wrote: »

from where sambo

RSOV, I think the finish is no where near as good as VFC, its like your standard cyma gloss ak high cap finish, hmm might re do them.

But early indications are good, seat well in my vfc and tm ak's so no size issues.

Stercus Accidit · 27-05-2009 01:33AM

NakedDex wrote: »

Lets just get something straight here. This guy is carrying a loaded Glock 18 with the safety off, hanging upside down and backwards from a tight belt (that's not a holster kids) and he's drawing it by grabbing the trigger guard in a downward motion while the barrel is still pointing upwards?

If the corollary of the theory of evolution holds true (that being that anyone without the right amount of intelligence to operate advancing technology but insists on doing so will likely meet a sticky, messy end rather quickly), then this guy will soon try this with a real Glock.

And I will laugh.

And possibly cheer.

That video has been doing the rounds for a while, the comments are pure venom.

Next week, how to check if your gun is loaded by looking down the barrel while testing your trigger pull.

Harlequin Wolf · 27-05-2009 02:11AM

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

That video has been doing the rounds for a while, the comments are pure venom.

Next week, how to check if your gun is loaded by looking down the barrel while testing your trigger pull.

Speaking of which did anyone hear about that guy in america a little while ago giving a lecture on gun safety? Holding the gun to his own head he told ppl "never hold a gun to your own or anyone else's head and pull the trigger" after which he promptly pulled the trigger and blew his own brains out. :rolleyes:

Ghostwarrior · 27-05-2009 08:21AM

Masada wrote: »

Because when it comes to the one time you actually need to use it, theres already a fireman a copper and plenty of aulones around to do it instead.

Says the guy who nearly broke his ankle in a pallet.....

Masada · 27-05-2009 10:32AM

Ghostwarrior wrote: »

Says the guy who nearly broke his ankle in a pallet.....

Meh, that mild. Ive had to cut myself down from the tree from hanging backwards, dislocated a shoulder, fractured a finger and almost drowned if it wasn't for gerroudat

me ankle goes at least 3 times a year, actually, i fecked me ankle twice in a game and both of them were when i was near you... bleedin jona.

:P

Masada · 27-05-2009 10:56AM

Is it just me or does this guy look like KD after too many pies....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5EXRuBLqE

EIDT: Ooohh holy jayzuz, you have to see this one lads...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmHZExLMOP0

Stercus Accidit · 27-05-2009 11:50AM

He he, creationists.

Look up thunderf00t, great videos slating these guys.

Oh Oh, banana man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llvx4VYL79U

Masada · 27-05-2009 12:22PM

This is quite honestly the funniest thing i have ever read...

and to think that this actually happened right here on boards too.

<snip> - Image copied from lolocaust - that's a big neddy no no - The Master

kdouglas · 27-05-2009 12:22PM

Masada wrote: »

Is it just me or does this guy look like KD after too many pies....

No

Masada wrote: »

EIDT: Ooohh holy jayzuz, you have to see this one lads...

Man that guy is delusionally hilarious

CrazyRabbit · 27-05-2009 01:09PM

Masada wrote: »

Is it just me or does this guy look like KD after too many pies....

There is a definite resemblence alright.

Arcto · 27-05-2009 01:12PM

mle1324 wrote: »

whats that?

Ill take that as a no then :pac:

Tank simulator, very good, but very hard.

Gizmodeon · 27-05-2009 04:42PM

Is it just me or does this guy look like KD after too many pies....

actually, it just looks like KD when he was 15
and obviously a fatter version of KD....

<_<
>_>

mle1324 · 27-05-2009 05:45PM

Dread-Lock wrote: »

I did it in transition year and it was probably the best thing I did at that sh!t hole. Gotta get my cert renewed at the end of the year.

I think that i will be doing that aswell next year,will i be trained to use a defibulator?

private.G · 27-05-2009 05:54PM

And does anyone know where i can get thiss for my loadout?

Witcher · 27-05-2009 06:54PM

mle1324 wrote: »

I think that i will be doing that aswell next year,will i be trained to use a defibulator?

I did that course too, no defibrillator think you need to do an advanced course to use one, learn to do CPR though.

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