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''Ireland beutiful but bland''

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Thats Helsinki, Sweden, right?


    Finland


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Saibh wrote: »
    Finland

    Not too many Die Hard fans around I guess.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,685 ✭✭✭Tom65


    I went to Helsinki once. It was the most boring place I have ever been, Ireland included.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Legalise the possession of firearms.

    And hookers. Definately hookers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Fizman wrote: »
    Legalise the possession of firearms.

    And hookers. Definately hookers.

    Don't forget the cocaine


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Not too many Die Hard fans around I guess.

    The irony of it all is that the character in Die Hard was actually referring to "Stockholm Syndrome" and incorrectly called by its common misnomer "Helsinki Syndrome". So the mistake had been made before the dumb Anchor even says "as in Helsinki Sweden" (or maybe that was the whole point?) :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    Back in the mid 90's Ruairi Quinn promised that Ireland could be 'As rich and as boring as Switzerland'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Euro_Kraut wrote: »
    Back in the mid 90's Ruairi Quinn promised that Ireland could be 'As rich and as boring as Switzerland'.

    Well he was half-right.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 130 ✭✭tedstriker


    Tom65 wrote: »
    I went to Helsinki once. It was the most boring place I have ever been, Ireland included.

    How can a place be boring? Surely it is the person that is boring.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    :(

    I was just looking up reviews of Helsinki there and it got quite a bashing, so I decided to check the reviews of Ireland and the general thing said is that its a very nice pretty country but kind of bland.

    How can we change this?

    Pole Dancers on the spire?.
    Free Guinness,Cider and condoms for all citizens?.
    Free Kebabs on Weekend?.
    Topless day every Friday?.
    Bottomless Day every Saturday?.
    Looting ,Rampaging and ravishing night every full moon?.
    And surprise tourist massacre day..........eh well thats a surprise.
    That should sort out the bland label.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭Ziggurat


    tedstriker wrote: »
    How can a place be boring? Surely it is the person that is boring.

    You've obviously never been to Navan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭delllat


    Nodin wrote: »
    Now the moneys gone, the people might get less 'wankery' again....

    dont worry,they wont


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