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Twenty Questions

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Get on out of it.
    Are you Damon Coulthard?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    I think it's Joey Jo Jo Shabadu...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭poisonated


    are you in the news for good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    Get on out of it.
    Are you Damon Coulthard?

    That Scottish knob what drives fast? Nah, not me. Im a hardy footballer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    poisonated wrote: »
    are you in the news for a good reason or did you do something naughty?

    Yes indeed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,118 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Have you ever trapped your daughter in your basement and cynically and brutally raped her for 24 years?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Do you wear one white glove?

    Do you dangle children from dangerous heights?

    Were you black once?

    Do you think you're peter pan?

    Do you have the romantic interests in your life artificially insemanated?

    Do you find chimps attractive?

    Do you have oxygen induction system into your bed?

    Do you refuse to blame it on the sunshine, the moon light or the good times?

    Well we should wittle him down with those generic questions!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    RATM wrote: »
    That Scottish knob what drives fast? Nah, not me. Im a hardy footballer.

    Well if you are a hardy footballer then you MUST be David Beckham!! :D thats not my real guess!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    Do you wear one white glove?

    Do you dangle children from dangerous heights?

    Were you black once?

    Do you think you're peter pan?

    Do you have the romantic interests in your life artificially insemanated?

    Do you find chimps attractive?

    Do you have oxygen induction system into your bed?

    Do you refuse to blame it on the sunshine, the moon light or the good times?

    Well we should wittle him down with those generic questions!

    Nope I ain't that whacko, but I do love kids :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    RATM wrote: »
    Oh Christ:eek:

    I'll take as a No.

    Which rules out GG Allin.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    Are you Cristiano Ronaldo?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    twinkle77 wrote: »
    Well if you are a hardy footballer then you MUST be David Beckham!! :D thats not my real guess!!

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    RATM wrote: »
    :D

    I take it that means in right......*does a WOOHOO dance* :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    twinkle77 wrote: »
    Are you Cristiano Ronaldo?

    Bingo ! We have a winner. I am a petulant kid of a footballer who doesn't know how good I have it.

    Thanks AH for helping me kill half an hour. I'll hand the game on to whoever wants to take it up.
    Time for me to stop procrastinating and go back to studying the collapse of the Pastun Tribe in Pakistan's Swat Valley


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